Neko\Miracle vs Plane!

Today- Monday, January 8 1:13

OMFG U DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Today is the day I depart from being an striper, in las Vegas...jk
After an boring fucking week in vegas I'm finally leaving! 'HOERAY' I actually stayed in a hotel watching doki doki literature club (I actually had nightmares of sayori suddenly dabing while hanging on an noose o-o) ((lowkey shat my pants >-<!!))

Anyways! I'm heading home so I can finally go to sleep without hearing an threesome or drunk people (drunk people r so funny! They don't understand whats happening around dem! They fall and throw up and show dat sweet ass crack XD).

Anyways I made it on the plane and got an seat by an adorable little kid and his handsome daddy (BAE DON'T TAKE ANY OFFENCE! UR SEXY TO ME!) anyways the kid is so fucking ADORABLE (CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, DASHING!) I wanna kiss his cheeks and steal him from his parents!!! But I'm to young to do so...I'll go to jail for KIDnapping (auto correct tryin to mess up meh pun °^°).

Tha daddy is an meanie booty! He wont let the kid draw in my book even when I said it was okay! I wish I could steal him!

Omg! I fell into the carousel in the airport and now I'm going round and round XD fun asf

...fucking school tomorrow! Shit well bye

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