monday 7.32 pm;
in front of apartment room 17

'dear divaboo?

be thankful i even brought up the topic about being neighbour buddies with you, but too bad you can't see this badass face of mine :( also what the hell is a divaboo?

— your smoking hot neighbour'

is my reply a little bit too much? she thought to herself while furrowing her eyebrows. in fact she would never say things like this so confidently if she was speaking with him, but she just shrugged and pushed the note underneath his door.