YOU ARE LITTLE GIRL WANDERING THROUGH WOODS. LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN RAISED WITH SCIENCE. SO LITTLE GIRL FEARS NOTHING AS THERE IS MINUSCULE CHANCE LITTLE GIRL WILL BE HARMED. YOU SEE YELLOW TRIANGLE FLOATING IN DISTANCE. LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN RAISED WITH SCIENCE, SO LITTLE GIRL INVESTIGATES. TOP HATTED NACHO TURNS AROUND WITH KAWAII FACE AND SEYS TO LITTLE GIRL "GURL U SO PRETTEH I LOVE YOU."

NACHO GOES HUMAN AND KISS YOU. BECAUSE NACHO IS NOT PEDOPHILE. LITTLE GIRL HAPPY NOW.

THE FUCKING END

I was trying to write a Bill X Reader because I like Bill waaaaaay more than Alex (even though I guess technically they could be considered the same person). But I've been having major author's block lately. So I just started to type like I was a mixture between a Russian who's learning English and a teenage girl (the really cruddy ones that think they're better than everyone else) and THIS FUCKING HAPPENED. I DON'T EVEN KNOW SO DON'T ASK.