A/N: I apologize for my sins

You woke up on the floor, with Alex's hand holding yours as he snored peacefully on the couch. You smiled and eased your hand out of Alex's grip, standing up and heading to the kitchen. You decided to actually attempt to make a decent breakfast this morning, so you picked up a few eggs, some pancake batter, and other basic breakfast necessities. And then the hell began.

***

Alex had woken up after a while. He yawned. "(Y/N)?" he asked. "What's that smell?"

"Probably the death of a thousand children. Or pancakes," you responded, putting down a plate for Alex.

"Pancakes?! I love pancakes! Gimme gimme gimme!" Alex exclaimed, jumping to his feet and jumping into a seat at the dining table.

You giggled and set down your own. Before you even sat down, Alex had already devoured half of his pancakes.

A/N: WELCOME TO SHORT CHAPTERS! I dunno, I just had to write something so I wouldn't end up reading through this book again to get the bearings of where I was and read the horror I had created. So... yup.