@everyone

Y'all I'm not joking but-

My mom legit just threw *holy salt* at me.

Like: Im just sitting in bed minding my own business and she comes in and *throws salt at me*

I swear

I'm in a goddamn anime or something wtf.

She said she was gonna put some in my food later today.

I jokingly asked: "what's next are you going to get me an exorcism?"

And she said possibly

What is my life?

She's catching onto me-