ty: jagi r u there !!!!

you: oppa! you landed??? hows bangkok?

ty: yes jagi i landed but

you: but?

ty: doyoung has been in the toilet for at least 15 mins now and hes not coming out ive been calling his name too but hes not answering jagi help

you: oppa calm down hes probably pooing or something

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you: doyoung! u there?

doyoung: hi y/n!!!!!! whats up?

you: uh youre in the toilet?

doyoung: yeah hahaha wait how'd u know???

you: taeyongie says youre not responding to him hes worried

doyoung: y/n ur boyfriend is crazy hes been calling my name for the last 20 mins and i bet u hes sitting infront of the toilet door rn

you: whats up with that?????

doyoung: sigh ten scared him with thailand hotel ghost stories on the plane ride here

you: fuck

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ty: jagi why arent u replying :(

you: oppa dont worry ok there are no ghosts and doyoung is fine

ty: but ten said the ghosts here like good looking boys!!!!! they come and get boys at night and keep them forever!!!!@!!!! jagi im scared

you: yah lee taeyong! u dont know how to speak thai so they cant communicate with u. plus ur just average. its alright taeyongie they wouldnt want you.

ty: I AM OFFENDED JAGI WHY WOULDNT THEY WANT ME I THINK I AM PRETTY GOOD LOOKING MYSELF

you: YAH go with the ghosts then let them take u bye

ty: wait jagi no i love u

ty: JAGI COME BACK IM SCARED

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u da real mvp if u watched nct life in bangkok <3