when nct was / is drunk.
mark , sicheng , and donghyuck won't be drunk , k ?

yoonoh : your wasted friend

yoonoh: babBy i loVe u

you: . . .

you:

yoonoh: stOp playin h4rd to get , i know you liKe me

you: . . the only person i like iS jae , stfu

yoonoh: did u mean , jaehyun 😎

you: . . . nO

yoonoh: whY would u liKe this person

yoonoh: when u can like this

you: eXCUSE ME , JAE* IS CUTE

you: wait , ur drunk are you

yoonoh: noPe

you: .-.

yoonoh: but caN u pick me up plZ

you: not until u introduce me to jae :')

yoonoh: i'll do that when nct u makes a comeback

you: whAt , BUT THAT WONT BE UNTIL LIKE A WHILE

yoonoh: exactlyY

you: WHAT THE HELL , sm why u do this

you: fine , than i'll pick u up bc jae knows i exist

you: hmph

yoonoh: but he dont ?

you: exactly , bye

yoonoh: wAit , COME BACK

sicheng : your brother

sicheng: y/n

sicheng: TT

you: hm . . ?

sicheng: do you think u could pick me up ?

sicheng: the hyungs are drunk 😓

you: . . i'll beat their asses later

you: sure ^^

sicheng: can we also get ice cream on the way home too?

you: uh

sicheng: pleaseeeee ~

you: well

sicheng: ●︿●

you: . . . oK

sicheng: yayayaya

you: just take all my money honestly

minhyung : your boyfriend

minhyung: bBB IM legaL noW YEET

you: . . . donT teLL ME UR ACTUALLY DRUNK

minhyung: iDk , diD i

you: omfg

minhyung: jk , i didnt

minhyung: im bored here

you: whew , thank god

you: were u too big of a wussy to drink ? lol

minhyung: nO, me big boy

minhyung: i just . . i dont want to drink

you: good job mark , u did the right choice

you: but dont tell me i have to deal with drunk ppl once i get there

you: on second thought , im quite fine here

minhyung: y/NNNN PLEASE

minhyung: donghyuck's deadass is annoying meee

minhyung: now your brother , jaehyun , is giving me a lesson on how to pick up girls

minhyung: evEN THOUGH I ALREADY HAVE YOU ?!

you: . . guess who's ass is getting beat later

you: nevermind that , i'll pick u up u big baby

minhyung: shUT UR MOUTH , IM 18

you: u just turned 18 , shut up

minhyung: triGGERED

donghyuck : your best friend

donghyuck: HEY , U SHOULD COME HERE

you: what why

donghyuck: stfu and just come here

you: im busy

you: lets talk later

donghyuck: b , whAT IS MAKING U BUSY

you: . . park jihoon

donghyuck: . .

you: . . .

you: im just binging on his performances sheesh

donghyuck: i dont even understand y u like that boi

donghyuck: his fashion sucks ass

you: u knOW WHAT , his visuals make up for it so u better stfu u coconut head looking ass

donghyuck: . . f00king r00d

you: ok , iM done

you: why should i come over there now

donghyuck: bc , everyONE IS DRUNK LOL

donghyuck: taeil is crying in the corner bc of some nude lisptick , idk william is acting even weird today

donghyuck: taeyong tried to calm down jaehyun who is singing – screaming kokobop , but he fucking passed out

donghyuck: actually jaehyun still sounded good , how can he still sing good drunk , wtf

donghyuck: johnny went to go get some chicken nuggets but he ended up bringing a chicken , aN ALIVE ONE AT THAT. and it started chasing him , nobody's even helping him sadly

donghyuck: yuta ? i don't even know where he went , but who gives a fuck

donghyuck: sicheng got picked up from his sister , ye

donghyuck: and doyoung . . he's having the time of his life bossing mark around

donghyuck: i would help but . . i'm lazy

you: . . IM COMING OVER ASAP

donghyuck: hahA , u better come quick