when nct was / is drunk.

taeyong : your brother

taeyong: sponGEEBOB

taeyong: i knoW your in ThEre

you: the fuck

taeyong: gEt 0ut that damn pineapple u fake ass rectangle, u aint even a square

you: ok, bitch i aint this spongebob rectangularpants.

you: go sleep

taeyong: gO slEEp

you: god damnit.

you: taeil just texted me that u cut open a pineapple and yelled at it

taeyong: weLL im trynna ffind hiM, s0 go0dbYe

you: god lee, do i really have to pick up this dude -_-#

you: whatever, i'll just text yuta to drop u off

taeyong: yUtA? thE hakUna yuTata?

you: yes?

taeyong: whY DO U HAVE HIS NUMBER??

you: ok whats wrong with having ny boyfriend's number??

taeyong: ..

taeyong: BOYFRIEND ??

you: fuck, he's still protective when he's drunk

you: oh i meant boy _ friend , lol 😅

taeyong: IM GOING O / not finished bc he knocked out

taeil : your best friend

taeil: seNd me nudeZ

taeil: plEase aSAp

you: . . ok b

you:

taeil: yeSh , thats exactly whay im l0okin 4 ;)

you: oh god , ur hella drunk

taeil: can i borRow ur nude liPstick

you: tf no , i dont got any

taeil: but . . the pic

you: sorry honey but that was a pic from the internet :)

taeil: oh

you: oh no , dont tell me you're crying now

taeil: nO im nOt

you: dont lie , johnny headass just texted me

taeil: im not TT

you: im soRry taeil, i'll buy u some lipstick later

taeil: o - ok

texting groupchat ;

you: ok , who tf spiked his drink

youngho: not me bb

taeyong: why would i do that? hE'S HELLA WASTED

yoonoh: ///sjdjjjkkkkk

yuta: send nudes 😎

sicheng: nudes? whats that

minhyung: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

donghyuck: LOLLLL ITS SO FUNNY SEEING EVERYONE DRUNK

you: . . yall are useless

youngho : your boyfriend

youngho: do u want 2 go on a ate

you: ate.. you mean date??

youngho: bc ill give u the d later ;)

you: .. oh fuck oFF

youngho: did u get thosE pants 50% off?

you: dont u dare finish that

youngho: cause they 100% off at my place

you: im moving out.

youngho: nOO BABY , DONT DO DIS

you: than stfu , please

you: i dont wanna deal with ur drunkass

youngho: waIt , iM MISSINF SOMETHING ON MY TO - dO list

you: hurry the fuck up and tell me.

youngho: you

you: .. im going to sleep

yuta : your brother

you: tell me ur not going to drink with the boys anymore

yuta: .. yep.

yuta: i JUST WASTED MONEY FOR A NEW PHONE TT

you: well thats ur fault

yuta: what did i do again?

you: well, u threw ur phone in the blender..

yuta: oh god.

you: and started blending it

yuta: OH WHAT THE FUCK, why

you: you said " iM MAKING APPLE JUICE. "

you: i even recorded it LOLLL

yuta: .. brb im gonna go kms

you: before u do that

you: u want some apple juice

yuta: oh fuck off already

dongyoung : your boyfriend

you were with him when he got drunk and he .. was calling others peasants and making them bow down to him.