when they find out you're dating one of their band mates.

yoonoh : your brother

yoonoh: OH MY GOSH

yoonoh: MY DREAM CAME TRUE

you: ...huh

yoonoh: u GUYS LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER

yoonoh: aiJshsjKajdjdjJs

yoonoh: MY NUMBER ONE OTP

you: .. winwin and me..?

yoonoh: no- OFC YOU AND HIM

yoonoh: how come i didn't get to know this earlier..?

yoonoh: i would've approve 1000000%

you: because you're weird

you: why are you like this?

yoonoh: I'm so proud man TT

yoonoh: winwin's gonna be my brother-in-law

yoonoh: you know how exciting that is!??

you: we're just dating!!

you: we're not getting married now..

yoonoh: STILL

sicheng : your best friend

sicheng: wow..

sicheng: i didn't know you are dating mark

you: oh.. you know now?

sicheng: yes

sicheng: i can only say that..

sicheng: your standards dropped

you: WHAT, WINWIN

sicheng: mark? you know there's jaehyun

you: you're suppose to be supporting me ;-;

sicheng: mark doesn't have a lot of experience

sicheng: but jaehyun does

sicheng: date him

you: i don't even talk to jaehyun..

sicheng: then get to know him

sicheng: here, I'll tell you some things about him

sicheng: he—

you: winwin, that's enough please

you: i'm fine with mark

sicheng: eh

sicheng: ok

minhyung : your brother

minhyung: well it's nice to know you're dating someone without my permission

minhyung: for almost a year already

minhyung: and worse of all

minhyung: it's freaking haechan

you: haechan's not bad..

minhyung: (눈_눈)

minhyung: .-.

you: okay, he's not THAT bad

minhyung: this is real bad

minhyung: oml, help me lord

minhyung: i— wait

minhyung: if he dares to roast me again..

minhyung: i can tell him that i will not allow this relationship between you two

minhyung: okay, you guys can date

minhyung: forgot everything i said

you: i..

you: I have no words ._.

donghyuck : your best friend

donghyuck: lmao, taeyong?

you: hey, no judging

donghyuck: well you could do better honestly

donghyuck: me? i'm perfection

you: you can't roast taeyong though.. he'll kill you

donghyuck: ehhhhh true

donghyuck: but still

donghyuck: you know how i'm the visual??

donghyuck: i'm the first option for a girl to date in nct

donghyuck: why not me?

you: are you serious

donghyuck: TCH, forget you

donghyuck: i'm way better

you: well.. at least i'm dating somebody

you: how about you?

donghyuck: .

donghyuck: ..

you: crap.. he's gonna roast tf out of me shit

donghyuck: YOU'Re LEARNING

donghyuck: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU CHILD

donghyuck: i'm hella proud TT