After a long day of sightseeing, a tourist enters a cafe in a small, Spanish town before heading back to his hotel. As he's browsing the menu, trying to decipher the language, a waiter serves the table beside him. The sizzling meatball dish has an aroma so irresistible that the tourist calls the waiter over and asks what it is.

"It is the local delicacy, made from the genitals of the deceased from the bull fight this morning."

The tourist glances at the dish, inhales the mouthwatering scent and, thinking that he'll probably never have the opertunity again, declares, "Okay, I'd like to order that."

"I'm sorry, Señor, we only have one serving of testicles each day. If you come back tomorrow morning and order them, I'm sure we will reserve the meal for you."

As advised, the tourist calls back to the cafe the following morning and places the order. He returns in the evening, but is disappointed by the portion size. Once he finishes eating, he calls the waiter over so he can pay the bill.

"Was everything to your liking, Señor?"

"The meal was even more delicious than I imagined, although I did notice that the portion size was significantly smaller than the one you served yesterday."

"Si, Señor, sometimes the bull wins."