A Magic Genie

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

"Yes I do!" replies the second, and hands the other a ten inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised, the first asks, "Where did you get this?"

The second replies, "Oh, I have a personal genie, he gave it to me."

The first man then asks, "Can I make a wish?"

"Sure," says the second man. "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing."

"Ok, I will," says the first. As he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. He says, "I want a Million Bucks."

The genie agrees to the wish and disappears back to his bottle. A few seconds later a million ducks fly over head. The first guy says to the other, "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesn't he?"

"I know, do you really think I asked for a ten inch BIC?"