Two voices are loud enough to hear over the wind.

"Is it recording?"

"Yes, but Philip is eating the camera again."

The blackness disappears and it takes a second for the camera to adjust to the sudden light.

Ravioli: Hi, I'm Ravioli. Welcome back to Natural Beauty! So, today—

Scallop: CUT! Be more formal! This is a documentary!

Ravioli: But you told me to stop being so formal—

Scallop: WE'RE LIVE!

Ravioli: sighs deeply Anyway, welcome back! Today we're standing next to a pack of wolves, which we caught a glimpse of last episode. The wolves here primarily eat large mammals, so that's why the caribou—PHILIP!

A corner of the camera is all steaming and dark. Mostly like where Philip is eating it again.

Ravioli: What are you doing? How many times must we go over this? What are you—Scallop! Tell him to stop!

Scallop: shrugs He's not hurting anybody.

Ravioli: Oh okay, so you yell at me for everything but when—

Screeching is heard from the pack of dogs, and Ravioli turns to see Sprinkles being chased by wolves.

Ravioli: facepalms Why does she always have to be here?

Scallop: Should we help her or...?

Ravioli: She looks fine.

Sprinkles is screaming and running in circles, and Ravioli notices a strange necklace around her neck. Ravioli storms over and yanks the meat necklace off of Sprinkles and turns to Scallop.

Ravioli: Okay we're done. I'll see you guys next time.

The camera gets dark as Philip eats it again.

~Kraken
This story is fun to write :3