Ravioli: Hello and welcome back to Natural Beauty!

Scallop: *Eats a chip very loudly*

Ravioli: Shhh, Scallop be quiet.

Scallop: I'm the director here. I do what I want.

Ravioli: Well I'm the host of the show and I say no!

Scallop: I say yes!

Ravioli: Where are the foxes when you need them?

A fox leaps out of the bush and grabs Ravioli and takes him away again. Spoop follows the two to go get Ravioli back.

Sprinkles: Heyyyyyyy, I'm in front of the camera!

Philip: *Tries to eat the camera* 

Scallop: *Eats chips* Bad Philip! Very, very bad Philip!

Spook: *Sighs and manages to pull the camera from Philip* 

Philip: *Attacks Spook for the camera*

Spook: PHILIP NO! ******* ******** ****!!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Sprinkles: And we're back, Ravioli isn't here right now. He's totally not being murdered by foxes because foxes are angels and why would they ever murder something ever?

Margaret: What is going on?! I leave for five days and I come back to Philip eating the camera.

Sprinkles: He's always done that.

Margaret: Don't tell me what I know!

Spoop: *Finally comes back with the bloody Ravioli shown on screen.

Scallop: Spoop! This is a ******* kids documentary! We can't show blood!

Spoop: Similar to how we can't swear.

Scallop: ****-***

Spoop: Fine fine whatever. Here's Ravioli *throws Ravioli on the ground*.

Ravioli: help

Sprinkles: Well we don't have a doctor around here so I guess we will have to rely on the power of StarClan.

Scallop: Sprinkles, that is literally the worst idea you have ever had. *Eats a chip*

Sprinkles: Says the one who does nothing but eats chips!

Scallop: Whatever.

Margaret: WHERE ARE MY CHIPS?!

~Dusky