Sprinkles: Hello and welcome back to Natural Beauty! Today we will be talking what happens when a mommy fox and a daddy fox love each other verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry much-

Scallop: Sprinkles! This is a f**cking kids documentary! *eats a chip*

Ravioli: Look who's talking?! Wait... THERE ARE FOXES HERE?!

Sprinkles: Of course there are don't be silly Ravioli. 

Ravioli: Oh no.

Some foxes peer out of the bushes and attack Ravioli before dragging him off. Every cat just watches him get dragged off as he cries out for help.

Sprinkles: *sigh* I'll go get him

Scallop: Now now Phillip, don't eat the camera again.

Spook: GET THE CAMERA OUT OF YOUR ******* **************.

Scallop: *eats another chip* Now now, don't be mean Spook, or I'll hire your brother.

Sprinkles: Hey guys! Good news! I saved Ravioli and he's only half dead this time. Also, I brought in Spoop so he can deal with animals when they attack Ravioli.

Spoop: Yo. 

Scallop: *eats more chips* I didn't say he could join our team!

Sprinkles: Well I did, he's not that much work and he doesn't swear as much as Spook does *gestures over to Spook cussing Phillip out*. 

Scallop: Right..............

Ravioli: *picks up the camera* Right where were we? Oh yes! We were observing the wild Sushi in her natural habitat. It seems she has made friends with a wild Blue and now they are hunting the prey of good fanfictions. How amazing is this?!

Scallop: Ravioli! Those are just humans writing terrible stories on some weird glowing box.

Ravioli: I'll always love you Sushi-Senpai <3

Sprinkles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, let's get back on topic. Look! A wild Leopard!

Scallop: Leopards don't live in the- oh wait, it's just another twoleg writing bad stories. You two get your mind out of the clouds and start being serious. Also, get me more chips, I just ran out.

#Sushioli

~Dusky