"Well uh..." Lisanna tries as hard as she can to think of a come back but no matter how much she trys, nothing sounds like an excuse.

'I think... that it's time to wake up.'
"Who are you and why the hell was your hand down my pants?" He asks plainly as if it were the simplest question in the world.
"Uh-"
"Natsu?"
"I guess that's my name? What is my age and why am I in this hospital?"
"YES!" Lisanna recovers from her shock of Natsu being irritated towards her for the first time, "You're Natsu Dragneel and My name's Lisanna and I'm your girlfriend."
"No he's not!"
"Am so!"
"And you're 20 years old this year, my Name's Lucy and before the bitch over there tells you otherwhise,--"
"I am not a bitch, you bitch!"
"Shut up. Before the bitch tells you otherwhise, I did not try to kill you--"
"You did! She tried to kill you multiple times, Natsu! It was really scary!" Lisanna clings onto Natsu's arm.
"I did not! Where's your proof? If you have any, it'd be great for you to show us now!"

"I don't need proof! Every one knows it was obviously you!"
"You peice of--"
"Ugh. Ladies, could you please stop with the cussing, it's awfully horrid. Could you not think of any better words?"
"..."
"..."
"Hmm?"
"Well..."
"Natsu, did Lasanga hit you over the head too hard?"
"Yeah, you never say anything like that."

"I agree, you never sound so..."
"So..."
"So? So what?"
"So intelligent!" Lucy breakes out into a laughing fit "hahaha! I never imagined you to say something like that hahahaha"
"Yeah you're right! Hahaha"
"What do you mean? I'm sure that I'm always like this. I belive the both of you'd be best to lie down and get some rest."
"Eww it's actually getting a bit creepy."
"Yeah, you should wack him on the head again" Lucy glares at Lisanna.
"Oh shut up!" The girls go back to their bickering.

'Maybe I can sweet talk them into giving me infomation?' Natsu cringes at the thought of what he's about to do. "Hey you know... your actually pretty... hot"
"Huh?"
"Wait, which one of us?"
"He oviouslly means me!"
"No way! How could anyone find LASAGNA hot!"
"I'm not a fucking lasanga! And even if I was, lasanga is eaten steaming hot, just like my--"
"Oh my gosh you are such a narcissis!"

'Ugh that did not work at all. These two are so into fighting eachother for the chance to mate with me and it's fucking annoying. They don't seem to understand that ony one of them' he glances at the two, 'only one of them' his eyes scroll over one of the two's body, 'is worthy of my greatness. And that is' He gazes at her facial features, 'her'.