I forgot to give a HUUUUGE shout out to KawjuanaBriscoe at the very start of this book, and for that, I am very, VERY sorry! She was the reason why this book was written! She helped me with ideas for the story and her stories also really inspire me to keep on writing because of how good they are!
On with the story!

Then I see a woman about the same age as Erza but this one's boobs are slightly bigger. She starts strutting towards me and I realise it's Mira Stauss and she is in her demond form! Oh shit!! I am in deep shit!!

She stands infront of me and punches my head once. After that, all went black....

When I wake, a pain instantly shot through my head like a lightning bolt.
I look around at my surroundings; I am lying on a cold marble floor in my hospital room. I see over half of the Fairy Tail guild members crowded around something or someone... if I'm not mistaken, it's my bed!!

I desided to investigate what was happening, so I pretend to play 'spy'.
Yeah, yeah, I do know I'm a 18 year old dude... not a little kid but too bloody bad!

I slowly roll on the ground towards the group, singing a spy styled theme song like so;
Duh duh duh duuuh, duh duh duh duuuh, duh duh duh duh duh da!
(Raise ur hand if you know what I mean 👋)

Once I finally brush against someone's legs/feet, followed by being kicked in the guts and then being ignored, I try to wiggle inbetween people's legs on my hands and knees. In the process, I get kicked in the guts, the arm, my leg, head, and the nuts, I also got the pleasure of seeing up some of the women's skirts/dresses...

'So many panties... oh my gosh... there is someone without any panties... I could stay here forever...' The lady is very wet and she isn't wearing any panties! She then reatches down to her dripping wet pussy and starts pumping into herself.

(That is what she's wearing)

I pause and stare at her, I try to see the face of the girl without any panties on. I see her face and I instantly know who it is! It is Master Mavis and she is bitting her lip whilst gazing at my brother; Zeref Dragneel.

'Oh shit... oh... oh no... I CAN'T LET HER SEE ME! IF SHE SEES ME, I'M DEAD!!'

I try to escape from her eyes, she hasn't seen me yet but she will if I stay here! I quickly try to scramble away from Mavis Vermillion and I happily successful.

I finally get to the front of the croud. As I stand up, I start to brush the dust off my pants. I then look at what everyone is crouded aroud; those two girls I had seen before, one has woken up and is crying.
"Lisanna?" I questioned.

"Huh?" She turns her head to look at me and she suddenly looks 'over the moon'.

"Y-your name is Lisanna... right?" I suddenly feel really uncertain.

"NATSUUUU!!" She suddenly jumpes off the bed, races towards me and gives me a huge hug.
"I-I missed you so much, I-I was so scared! I-I th-ought you were dead!" She sobs into my chest.

"U-uh uh-umm... why would I be dead?" I blush at how close she is to me.

"Y-you don't remember?" I see consern in her eyes and something else... happyness? 'Maybe it is because she thought I was dead but I'm actually alive?'

"No? Wha-what should I remember?"

"She killed you... well we thought she had killed you..." she trailed off, started sobbing again and then held me tighter.

"Who did you think had killed me?"
I already knew the name of the girl, I just wanted to know... to hear it come out of someone else's mouth and I also wanted to see her.

"Lucy... Lucy Heartfillia," She points towards the other sexy young woman on the hospital bed, "she tried to murder you."

"Her? B-but... she doesn't look like the kind of person who would try to kill someone..."

"Oh but she did Natsu, she stabbed you with a knife in your stomach, it went all the way though your body!" But her voice was getting blurry, obviously everyone else could hear her perfectly fine, but I was too deep in thought.

"Then you asked me to be your girlfriend, and you kissed me, you said you had always loved me and always will, and want me all to yourself and... Natsu?"

'Something about this just doesn't seem right, this isn't right!'

"Natsu?"

'Shut up...'

"Natsu??"

'Shut up!'

"Natsu!?"

'Shut up, shut up, shut up!'

"Natsu?! Natsu?!"

'SHUT UP, SHUT UP, THIS ISN'T RIGHT! SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE!'

I then feel a soft, warm sensation on my lips. It is light and fluffy like cotton candy. I open my eyes to see what someone had put on my mouth and it was a pair of lips! Lisanna's lips to be precise. She was pressing her lips to mine...
She was kissing me!
(piss off Lasange!!!)

"Awwwwwwwwwww!" The whole guild interrupt.

Lisanna then breaks the kiss, blushing a red redder than Erza's hair, it may have even been 50 shades of red!

"So cuuute!" Bisca cooed.

"S-stop it Bisca, you're embarrassing me!"

"I'm really sad that NaLu didn't work out but at least NaLi did!" Mira sighed.

"Well done Natsu, you finally got yourself a girlfriend!" My bro yells.

"Sh-shut up Ice Princess!" I blush and look away.

"WhOoOhOo! NeW CoUpLe!!" Shouted a drunk Cana.

Everyone sweatdrops.

"Cana... sorry but you aren't allowed to drink alcohol in the hospital..." Wendy whispered.

"WhAt WaS tHaT WeNdY?! DiD yOu JuSt TeLl Me ThAt I'm NoT AlLoWeD tO dRiNk My BoOzE?! EHHHHH?!" Cana slurred.

"Ye-ye... I m-mean... n-no?..." Wendy stutters in fear."

Ok!

Why was Mavis not wearing any panties?

Why is Natsu such a child?

Why is Lisanna such a bitch?

Why did she lie about who nearly killed Natsu?

Why is Lucy still asleep?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Word count; 1052

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