Pepper: *hears moaning coming from the living room of her and Tony’s house*

Tony: *walks in the kitchen*

Pepper: Is someone doing IT in our living room?!

Tony: *confusion noises*

Also Tony: *realization hits* Oh, that’s Morgan’s toy.

Pepper: Huh

Tony: Natasha changed the toy’s settings, so now, whenever someone clicks the button, it says “would you like to hear a cool noise,” like it had before. But now, if you respond with yes, it’ll moan. Honestly, I like it better this way.

Natasha: *innocent smile*

Y/N: I apologize for the actions of my girlfriend. I’ll talk to her about it.

Also Y/N: *walking away with Natasha* What did I say about doing inappropriate things with or to children’s toys?

Natasha: *clearly embarrassed* *mumbles* To not do it..