Steve, telling Yelena and Natasha about Chicago: And they have these famous deep dish pizza with thick crust!

Yelena: Cool!!

Natasha: *snorts* And you know what else is thick? Your poop after eating that.

Y/N: Y'know what else? Your butt.

(if you're chicogian or chicagoian or whatever, no offense. my mum just told me because thats where i first went on a plane)