Fake Couple

(Age 26)

"So I need you and Yamato to go to the Land Of Waves and act as a fake couple and get the Intel we need on why they are moving troops closer to the border."
Lady Tsunade looked at us as she spoke, me and Yamato gave each other a look and looked back at her.

"But why us?" I pointed between me and Yamato, who looked equally confused and possibly uncomfortable.

"Because you two work great together and you both were the best Intel receivers we had in ANBU." Tsunade's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at my question.

"You will be leaving in the morning, you will leave in normal clothes and do not wear your head bands."

"Yes ma'am." Me and Yamato bowed at the same time and left the office, an awkward silence fell between us.

"Uh.. maybe Kakashi could help us? I mean he does read those pervy books all the time." Yamato didn't look at me when I asked him, he just nodded his head.

"Y-yeah that could work.." He was blushing like crazy and was a good distance beside me.

We walked to the training grounds were Naruto and Kakashi were training, as me and Yamato walked up Kakashi and Naruto stopped. Kakashi looked straight at Yamato narrowing his visible at him.

"Naruto, here. Go get you some lunch and meet back here in an hour." I gave Naruto some money and he smiled at me with his big goofy smile.

"Thanks Y/N! See ya!" And then he was gone. I watched him as he ran off and then turned to Yamato and Kakashi, my cheeks heating up as I crossed my arms over my chest.

"So what's this about?" Kakashi asked putting a hand on his hip. Me and Yamato didn't say anything at first just looked at each other.

Yamato spoke first, "Well uh-"

Then Kakashi leaned into Yamato's ear and whispered something to him. Yamato's face turned full red and he pushed Kakashi away glaring at him.

"W-what?! No you idiot that's not it!"

Kakashi couldn't help but laugh at his flustered friend. I stared at them confused at what was said and Yamato waves his hands at me and nervously chuckled.

"K-Kakashi is just being dumb. Nothing to worry about Y/N, I promise."

I looked at Kakashi and I couldn't tell if he blinked or winked at me. I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose.

"Look, me and Yamato have an Intel mission and we have to act like a c-couple.." I bit the inside of my cheek and looked off to the side.

Kakashi looked between us and busted out laughing, to make matters worse he even fell out on the ground holding onto his sides. I clenched my fists and stomped to him and punched him repeatedly in the arm.

"This. Isn't. Funny. Kakashi!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop it."

I stood up and huffed crossing my as over my chest again in annoyance. Kakashi stood up dusting himself off and regained his composure.

"I'm sorry, but you two? The two people in all of our age group that hasn't had a single partner? Or even go on a date with someone?"

I felt offended. Kakashi doesn't know mine or Yamato's private lives.

"For your information I have to been on dates! And I'm pretty sure so has Yamato! Kakashi you're such a jerk."

I looked at Yamato who was blushing but also looked kinda sad and embarrassed.

"Oh really? Who have you been on a date with Y/N? I haven't seen you with anyone."

"First of all, don't stalk me. Second of all I've been three dates, just not too recently."

"With who?" I bit my bottom lip and stood my ground with Kakashi.

"Well there was Guy, and Asuma, and Genma." I looked at him as if i won this round but his eye held amusement.

"Did you ever have sex?" My face turned as red as Yamato's, I swiftly punched Kakashi in his stomach causing him to fall on his ass with a loud OOF.

"What the hell kind of question is that you pervert?!? You don't just openly ask those kinds of questions, I don't care if we are close friends!"

He held onto his stomach and looked up at me, "Well? Have you?"

"Uh.. well.. No. I haven't okay?" I whispered and turned my back to him and Yamato.

"Well don't feel bad Y/N I haven't either.." I snapped my head towards Yamato as he stood there, embarrassment written all over his face

"It's okay Yamato, you don't have to lie to make me feel better." I smiled at him which he returned softly.

"Well look, here's some advice, when out and around other people, just hold hands, or hold onto his arm like this-"

Kakashi stepped to me and pulled me to Yamato and wrapped my arm around his, "And Yamato you hold her hand on your arm like this-" He put Yamato's free hand on mine and stepped back.

"Every now and then just kiss each other a small kiss on the lips to show affection. Don't look so on edge, people will notice. Just relax into each other, you guys have been friends for years you know."

I looked at his hand on mine and my heart picked up in speed, Yamato squeezed my hand softly and smiled down at me,

"He's right, we can do this. It'll be okay. Let's all go get some dinner and practice being a couple at ToSaki's."

"Okay. Sure."

"Y/N you run on a head I have something important I've been meaning to talk to Yamato about."

I looked at him confused but pulled away from Yamato and walked on ahead of them.
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"Now Yamato." Kakashi started, He reached into his pocket and pulled out Make Out Paradise.

"Take this and read it. It'll give you some tips on how to handle a woman."

Yamato's eyes nearly popped out of his head and pushed the book back to Kakashi.

"No no no. I don't want that crap, what if Y/N sees it and thinks I'm a pervert like you or Master Jiraiya?"

Kakashi hit Yamato in the back of the head with the book.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?!"

"Firstly because you called me a pervert, secondly what happens if you and her end up in bed together? Do you know how to handle her? How to make her feel good?"

Kakashi did have a point, Yamato didn't know exactly how to do those things, but he had. A pretty good idea. He looked to where Y/N had left from and snatched the book from Kakashi shoving it in his back pouch and walked away.

"See. I knew you would take it, you like her after all."

"Shut it Kakashi."
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I stood in front ToSaki's waiting for Kakashi and Yamato to show up, I kicked a rocked back forth with my foot when I heard footsteps.

"Ready? Babe..?" Yamato said nervously and Kakashi sweet dropped behind him.

"If you're gonna call her nicknames like that, have more confidence and don't be so weird about it."

"Well this is weird!"

"Can we just start over?" I asked feeling uncomfortable.

"Yeah, sorry Y/N." Yamato smiled weakly at me.

I smiled back and grabbed.his hand in mine and walked inside ToSaki's, him closely next to me. I walked us to a booth and sat down, scooting in to make room for Yamato, and Kakashi sat in front of us.

Kakashi looked at Yamato while I was reading the menu and glanced back at me, I saw in my peripheral Yamato nod his head and scoot closer to me, our thighs touching and our elbows brush against each other. I smiled and leaned into him showing him the menu.

"I was thinking about getting the Dumplings and rice balls. What do you think?"

Yamato moved in closer, his head nearly touching mine as he looked at the menu.

"How can you be so calm? Isn't this weird?" He whispered to me.

"Eh kinda, but I'm thinking of it like this, you're one of my best friends and you wouldn't do anything I don't want to do. Besides I've seen couples before sooo I just took notice."

He chuckled and pulled his head up looking at Kakashi, who seemed to be more interested in his menu than us.

"Hello can I take your order?" A small petite waitress eyeing Kakashi.

"Yes, I'll have a sake and the Miso Soup with eggplant." His voice was so smooth and collected, like he flirts all the time with women. The waitress blushed at looked at me and Yamato.

"We will have two orders of the Dumplings and rice balls with a bottle of Sake too?" Yamato looked at me to make sure that's what I want. I nodded my head and smiled. She took our menus and walked off.

"Well that was impressive you two." Kakashi gave us a closed eye smile.

"Thanks."

"It just felt so natural."

"Now are you gonna kiss her after this date Yamato?"

Yamato's body tensed, he quickly looked at me and then to Kakashi, who looked like he loved seeing Yamato uncomfortable.

"Um.. maybe that can wait until we are ready, yeah?" I asked patting Yamato on his arm, the waitress came back putting own two bottles of sake and three cups, she touched Kakashi on his shoulder and he smiled at her behind his mask, again I don't know if he winked or blinked.
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After we ate Kakashi parted ways with me and Yamato when we walked outside.

"I'll walk you to your house?" Yamato asked holding his arm out for me to take. I smiled at him and looped my arm through his as he walked me home. We didn't really talk, both of us lost in our thoughts about tomorrow. Before we knew it we were at the bottom of my steps to my house.

"Well I guess I'll see you in the morning, 6am?" I asked standing on my bottom step.

"6am. Front gates." He waved at me and turned around.

"Yamato.." He turned back and I quickly kissed his cheek and looked down at the ground. He touched his cheek, smiled and walked away to his house.
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The morning came and I dressed in a long purple dress and my ninja sandals, I packed my ANBU uniform in my bag and tied my ninja tools pouch to my thigh under my dress. I laid my headband on my dresser and left my house.

I walked to the front gates and there was Yamato and Kakashi standing there arguing about something. As I got closer Kakashi nudged Yamato who turned around and smiled at me.

"I don't think I've ever seen you wear normal clothes, let alone a dress Y/N." Yamato said clearing his throat nervously. He was dress in a dark blue button down, black pants and his ninja sandals, his head protector was no longer on his head and I could see all of his face and hair.

Holy hell. Yamato cute as hell

"I could say the same about what you're wearing. You ready to go?" I asked smiling up at him.

"After you." He motioned for me to walk ahead and was right behind me.

"Bye Kakashi!" I said waving. He waved back with his closed eye smile and patted his pocket looking at Yamato. Yamato narrowed his eyes at him and turned his gaze to the front as we walked to the Land Of Waves.

It took two days to reach it, we stayed in an Inn in the same room but different beds. We both weren't comfortable sleeping side by side.

As we neared the gates Yamato stepped closer to me and held my hand in his, interlocking our fingers and held on tightly.

"Just relax Yamato. You're hurting my hand." I giggled at him and leaned my head on his shoulder.

"Sorry." His grip loosened on my hand and his body relaxed.

The Hidden Leaf made sure we had our own little house tucked away on the edge of the small village, it was completely furnished and stocked with food.

"Why do I get the feeling that this isn't a Intel mission and more of us being alone together?" I asked as we walked around the cozy little home.

"I have that same feeling. Well I'm going to do some recon, I'll be back in a bit." After he left I stood in the living room.

This sucks. If they wanted to get me and Yamato alone they didn't have to send us this far on some bogus mission.

I sighed and sat down on the floor and pulled out a scroll and a pen and wrote a letter to Lady Tsunade telling ghee that we made it, and that Yamato just left to do some recon. I signed the scroll as ANBU and rolled it back up.

I opened the window and summoned my messenger crow and tied it to his leg and let him go. I sighed and stared out the window, the woods behind our house were quiet, not even a bird chirp could be heard.

I decided to follow Yamato and do my own recon, I walked to the market, looking for anyone who looked like.they either didn't belong or was suspicious. I walked around for two hours and didn't see anything out of the ordinary. I stopped at a tavern to see if I could get any information there, but stopped in my tracks when I saw Yamato at the bar, being talked up by a beautiful woman, she was touching on his arm and laughing, but clearly undressing him with her eyes.

I felt jealousy bubble within my chest, he was supposed to be my husband on this mission and he's blowing our cover. I actually felt something for Yamato, and I thought he felt something for me too, but here he was, woman on his arm and having himself a good old time.

I turned around and headed back to our house, keeping my mind busy by counting how many scars I had on my hands from training or being in battles.

I returned home and began to just cook dinner. I was actually pretty hungry and it was getting dark out. As I was cutting some potatoes, Yamato called me from the living room, when I didn't answer him he walked into the kitchen and took a whiff of what I was cooking.

"Smells good. What is it?" He stood next to me and opened the stove peaking inside.

"Just beef roast, with steamed potatoes and carrots, and just a side of rice." I kept my voice monotoned and avoided eye contact.

"You okay?" He touched my shoulder and I shrugged him off.

"I'm fine."

"You don't seem fine. What did you do after I left?"

"Not go to a tavern and have a woman hang all over me, while I'm supposed to be on a mission with my fake wife that's for sure." My voice was bitter as I cut the potatoes harder, the knife hitting the cutting board with a loud thump.

"What are you talking about?" He's playing dumb and he knows that I know it. But I can't stop myself from being jealous.

"You know exactly what I'm talking a out Tenzo, I saw you, you had that woman all over your arm. You could have possibly jeopardize our mission and blew our cover all for a stupid- Damn it!"

I accidentally cut my finger. I slammed the knife down and stared at my finger, it was kinda deep, maybe needed a stitch.

"Holy shit Y/N! Are you okay?" Yamato asked holding onto my hand looking at my finger as blood ran down it.

"I'm fine, it's just a little cu-" Yamato brought my hand to his face and licked the blood up and put my finger in his mouth.

My eyes widened at him, this was completely out of character for him. He reached into his pouch and pulled out some bandages and wrapped my finger up.

"There. All better now." His smile sent my body into overdrive.

"C-can you do that again? But in other places?" My voice was soft as I looked at his mouth, images of his mouth on my body flashed in my head. Wetness pooled in my underwear as Yamato licked his lips.

I slid my hands into his hair and pulled.his mouth to mine and as soon as our lips connected I moaned and held him closer. His arms wrapped around my body and he kissed me back.

We pulled apart for some air and put our foreheads together,

"What was that all about?" He smiled.

"I thought you didn't like me-" He kissed me again, holding onto the sides of my face, he pulled away and looked seriously at me.

"You're so stupid. damn it I love doing this."

He kissed me again, this time with more need. I felt a hard lump on my thigh and pulled back looking down and then back at Yamato.

"Just by kissing me? Yamato, you haven't had sex either, have you?"

He shook his head looking away in shame, I pulled his face back to me and smiled ,

"Hey don't be ashamed. If you don't want to do this, we don't have to."

"I want to." Then he kissed me again and pulled me into the living room. And sat down on the couch, pulling me into his lap. He held onto my hips and moved them against his hard member, we both moaned out at the pressure and pulled away from our kiss. He moved my hair out of the way and kissed down my neck to my dress strap and pulled them down my arms and exposed my breasts to him. He leaned down and licked one of my nipples earning a moan from me and he chuckled.

"Yamato do that a-again." I whispered, but it turned into a loud moan when instead of licking it, he sucked on it.

"Ah. Y-Yamato."

"I just want to make sure you're nice and wet Y/N, just enjoy yourself."

Just hearing him say those words sent new feelings to my throbbing core. I held onto his hair and pushed my hips down on his harder his groan sending electricity through my body. I pulled him off of me and reached down unbuttoning his pants and pulled.his hard member out and stroked it gently.

"Harder, grip it tighter." He moaned, I did as he asked, he let out a groan and attacked my neck again.

"I can't take it anymore Y/N, I need to be inside you." Stood me up, reached into his pocket pulling out a condom and pulled his pants all the way, he rolled the condom on and helped me pull off my dress and slipped my panties down my legs and stepped out of them and hovered over Yamato.

"Okay it's gonna hurt, but I'm going to pull you down quickly to get the pain over with, is that okay?"

I nodded my head, "Yeah that's fine." I took a deep breath as he grabbed my hips and pushed the head of his cock to my entrance and then pushed me down all the way. I cried out in pain and held onto his shoulder tightly, my legs shaking slightly.

"C-can I move? Please?" He begged, his voice strained.

"Y-yes." He slowly pulled me up and then back down slowly. We moaned in time with each other with each movement he made. I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed.him hard, his tongue slipped into my mouth and dominated my tongue. He started to move faster as he moved his hands and held onto my back, his nails digging into my skin.

"Y-Yamato I think I'm gonna cum." I moaned into his mouth.

"Me too, I can't hold it anymore." After a few more thrusts and me cumming hard around him, he held me close and moaned out my name, along with a few curse words. We held each other panting.

"Can we not be a fake couple anymore, just be a couple?" He asked as he kissed me again.

"I'd like that Yamato."