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"Babe. You know I love you right?"

"Yeah."

"And you love me too right?"

"Yeah."

"And of course, you appreciate my work in this hideout?"

"Your point is bitch?"

"COULD YOU STOP SPLASHING BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS WITH YOUR DAMN RITUALS?!"

"Ha? What are you talking about? The walls are clean."

"HIDAN THE WALLS ARE RED."

The Jashinist got up from the floor and took the stick(?) out of his toned belly. "I thought you had painted them red."

You groaned in frustration while pinching the bridge of your nose for the sixth time since you entered the room.

"You are going to help me clean this."

"No way."

"No sex for three months."

"*entering the room with 'mysterious, brought out of nowhere cleaning supplies'* So, when do we start?"

"First we'll scrub the walls clean." You said grabbing a sponge and throwing it at him.
"I'm going to get a ladder so we can reach the ceiling. Do it up and then down repeatedly. Up and down."

Hidan growl and started moving the sponge against the wall as you told him to do.

You started walking backwards towards the door while whispering "Up and down".

As soon as your voice faded Hidan started furiously scrubbing the wall in circles.

"(•-•) Why are you doing it in circles? (•-•)"

"AHHHHH! FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?! WEREN'T YOU GOING TO PICK UP THE FUCKING LADDER?"

"I was, but I sensed a bad energy coming from here."

"ARE YOU MR. MIYAGI OR SOMETHING?! GO GET THE FUCKING LADDER!"

"Fine, just don't do it in circles. Up and down, up and down, up and-"

"OKAY I FUCKING GOT IT."

A few seconds later you entered the room with the ladder, positioned it in front of the wall, climbed it and started cleaning.

Hidan looked for the bucket to wash his sponge of blood. When he leaned down and he smirked. He had the perfect view of your bottom.

"You're wearing those jeans again, bitch." He said after slapping your ass.

"Badass, smartass, great ass. Quoting the best 'hero' ever, Deadpool."

"Fucking true." He resumed doing his cleaning.

~_(-3-)_~ Time Skip ~_(-3-)_~

Two hours have passed by and you had finished. Your muscles screamed for a good massage, but you still had to paint the walls.

Hidan placed the paint cans on the floor. He opened them and immediately the smell spread across the room almost making him puke.

"THIS IS HORRIBLE-Ugh!" He complained while putting a hand in front of his mouth to prevent seeing his lunch again.

"C'mon Babe, don't be a pussy and pass me the cans." You said on top of the ladder already with a paint-brush in your hands.

He passed you the heavy can.

The dizzying smell entering his nostrils again causing him to let go of the can before it got to your hands.

The result: A full-of-paint, white, angry, screaming Hidan, running around the room.

"MY EYES! MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL EYES! I CAN'T SEE!"

"HIDAN CALM DOWN YOU'RE GOING TO DIRTY THE ROOM!"

He continued his frenetic running around the room while putting his hands in his eyes, shocking against walls and rolling on the ground.

"I'M GOING FUCKING BLIND!"

Sighing, you got down of the ladder and threw the bucket of bloody water at his face.

"..."

"..."

"Babe?"

"Yeah?"

"I promise to fucking Jashin that I'll never do my rituals inside again."

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I had fun writing this!
Sorry for the long wait TheVictim83!! I hope you liked it!! 😊

Everyday is worth it if you smile.