Listen up, everyone. I have discovered a new, revolutionary way to communicate with the members of this organization. From now on, we shall use this advanced system called "Twitter."

@DEDara: oh hey Pein, glad to know you're finally up-to-date with the 21st century @DeathByPein

@MoneyMoneyMoney: Wait until you find the disgrace they call "memes..." @DeathByPein

@GoodBoi: Hey! Tobi found a funny video all about cats! Aren't they cute haha!

@DEDara: Pft, what a pathetic way to entertain yourself Tobi, hm. However, these prank videos are just priceless!! @GoodBoi

@HiDONEwithKakuzu: Man, I sure do like this Internet thing these humans have developed. There's SO many interesting things to watch ;)

@GoodBoi: Oh? Like what Hidan? @HiDONEwithKakuzu

@HiDONEwithKakuzu: It seems like I'll have to sacrifice a hundred heathens after watching this sinful art ;)

@DEDara: Hm, well that art surely can't compare to my own! @HiDONEwithKakuzu

@RealPuppetMaster: Hah

@RealPuppetMaster: Hahaha

@DEDara: What's so funny my man? @RealPuppetMaster

@RealPuppetMaster: Oh, just the fact that you call your trash "art." @DEDara

@DEDara: whAT @RealPuppetMaster

@DEDara: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS- @RealPuppetMaster

@AngelKonan: I must agree with Hidan. This Internet has proven itself to be quite useful. I've acquired a lot of knowledge...

@AngelKonan: ...that including this thing the people call "ships" and "shipping."

@UchihaKiller: Shipping? @AngelKonan

@AngelKonan: Yes. The one they call "Itachi x Kisame" is apparently popular @UchihaKiller

@DEDara: Itachi and Kisame? What would give anyone that idea? Surely Itachi's straighter than his own hair...

@MoneyMoneyMoney: Unless...

@FishSticks: why do I feel attacked

@GoodBoi: Oooh, Tobi has found more of these ships you speak of, Konan! I must say, this fanart really is-

@RealPuppetMaster: Really is what? You know I don't like to be kept waiting @GoodBoi

@GoodBoi: Uh-

@DEDara: Spit it out! @GoodBoi

@GoodBoi: ...spici

@DeathByPein: As of now, the Akatsuki has a new goal. Instead of capturing the Jinchuriki, we shall strive to learn everything we can about this 21st century!

@GoodBoi: Sounds like a plan, boss! @DeathByPein

@DeathByPein: Objective #1; discover more about this thing the people call "memes..."