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Kushina was looking at the small stack of ramen bowls that Minako was stacking up. Minato could only see the image of his money vanishing in his mind while Minako was finishing her 4th bowl "Okay, I'm done," Minako said as he pushed away from the bowl, but her stomach growled

"A-are you sure? You can eat more," Kushina said, much to Minato's horror

"No thank-you, they're not as good as Ichiraku's... plus the broth just takes like watered-down beef blood," Minako said as she shivered

"Excuse me?" Minato asked

"Nothing! So where did Daddy's sensei's go?" Minako asked as she couldn't see the 5 of them... yet Pickle was with them along with Sasuke's group. Pickle was staring intently at his bowl as his nose was telling him that it was food. It smelled like meat to him... and yet it looked like dirty water with strange things floating in it 'What is this? It smells like food... can I eat it?' Pickle thought as he saw that the rest of them were eating it, 'I guess it is food,' he continued to think as he raised the bowl to his mouth and eat it in a single gulp. His taste buds exploded with flavor as he lowered the bowl back down in front of him. He didn't know how to express himself as when he put the bowl down, he accidentally shattered it "Whoa! Whoa! Hold it, man!" Suigestu shouted as he raised his hands to protect himself

"What's up with him?" Sasuke asked

"I-I don't know! He just shattered his bowl and flailed his arms around as he struck it rich!" Suigetsu replied as Pickle turned to them and was pointing at the bowl

"What's he trying to say?"

"I have no idea,"

"I think I do... he likes the food," Jugo said as he blew on his noodles and ate them

"Enough to shatter the bowl?" Suigetsu questioned

"He acts like an animal, he probably doesn't know how to express himself," Jugo replied

"He's got a point you know... plus... I-I can't sense a thing from him," Karin commented as Pickle suddenly started to sniff the air

"What's he doing now?!" Suigestu shouted as Pickle started running, "WHERE THE HELL IS HE GOING?!"

"We better follow him... Lord Fourth, Lady Uzumaki, we're going to follow Pickle," Sasuke said

"A-alright, see you later?" Kushina asked as she saw them run after Pickle. She sighed as she turned her attention back to her granddaughter, who was spinning in her chair. Minako then hopped off the chair and landed on the ground "Okay, time for Bakashi's prank!" Minako said

"Who?" Minato asked

"Bakashi! He looks like a scarecrow? White hair? Reading an orange book that for some reason has boobs in it?" Minako replied as Kushina's eye twitched

"What?" Kushina asked

"What? I'm gonna get them too," Minako said as Kushina took a deep breath and rubbed the bridge of her nose

"Minato... When I'm done with Kakashi... your sensei is next,"

"Good luck, the Toad Hermit is missing, remember?" Doyal said from behind Kushina

"Holy shit! When did you get her?" Kushina asked

"I just got tired of walking around... also, we're expecting company in three... two... one,"

"By order of the Hokage, you are under arr... a... arrest... L-Lord Fourth?!" an ANBU Captain said as he stared at Minato

"So they now send ANBU, *Sigh* Tsunade, you've gotten slow from years of drinking," Minao said as he stood up and walked toward them

"L-Lord Fourth, i-is that really you?" the ANBU Captain asked

"Of course it's me, who else would look like my FUCKING SON?!" Minato shouted as he took out a marker and made whisker marks on his face

"H-holy... oh kami," the Captain replied as Minato was taking off the marker

"Now then, I demand that you take me, my wife, and my granddaughter to Tsunade before I shove a Rasengan up your ass!"

"B-but Lord Fourth! T-that man, h-he assaulted and murdered a Konoha Council Official!" the ANBU Captain shouted as he pointed at Doyal. Doyal was eating the last of Sasuke's Ramen as Minato turned to him and said: "Doyal?"

"Yes?" Doyal replied

"Did you do what the ANBU said?"

"Yes,"

"Good for you!"

"WHAT?!" the ANBU shouted as Minato held a kunai against his neck

"Now, you gonna do as I ask?" Minato said as the ANBU nodded

"Y-yes, sir," the ANBU said as Minato placed a hand on his shoulder. Minato looked back at Kushina as she was picking up Minako "Doyal? Are you coming?" Kushina asked as the man was finishing 'his' ramen

"Sure, I'll come along," Doyal said as he stood up and walked to Minato, "so how does this work?"

"Just place your hand on my shoulder," Minato said as Kushina and Doyal placed their hands on his shoulders. They vanished and appeared in Tsunade's make-shift office. Tsunade fell back on her chair as she spilled the Sake she was drinking "Son of a bitch! What the hell?!" Tsunade shouted as she sat up and her face went white, "M-Minato? K-Kushina?!"

"Hey, Slug Lady!" Minako said as she waved at her

"Tsunade... you've got three seconds," Kushina said as there was the sound of heaving

"Doyal, you alright?"Minato asked as he saw Doyal holding his stomach

"Y-yeah, I'm good... n-not the first time I've gone past 40 km an hour," Doyal said as he was leaning against the wall.

Later:

"Kakashi-sensei, why are we here?" Sakura asked as she looked at Kakashi

"Yeah, why are we here?" Kiba asked

"Lady Tsunade asked us to be here, why? I don't have a clue," Kakashi replied

"Hopefully this won't take too long, we've got a murder on our hands we gotta solve," Shikamaru commented as Kiba scoffed. Shikamaru looked at him as Kiba sent him a glare "Why should we hurry on it? Guy had it coming anyway," Kiba said as Shikamaru sighed

"What a pain," Shikamaru said

"So who are we waiting for?" Ino asked

"Neji is supposed to be coming with Hinata," Shino explained

"Bah! I'm not waiting around for them, I need to find that blonde bastard and give him a piece of my mind," Kiba said as he cracked his knuckles... while also making himself squeal. Shikamaru chuckled as he saw Kiba in pain while Kakashi sighed "I guess we better go in, best not keep her waiting," Kakashi said as he knocked on the door, "Lady Tsunade, we're here,"

"Come in," said a male voice as Kakashi raised an eyebrow

"Okay?" Kakashi replied as he opened the door. Sitting in Tsunade's chair was Minato, with his hair casting a shadow over his eyes, and a sense of death lingered in the air.

"M-Minato-sen-"

"Don't call me that!" Minato shouted as his voice shook the room

"L-Lord Fourth?" Sakura asked as Minato shot her a glare

"Sakura Haruno... or should I be calling you Whoreuno?" Minato asked as the girl flinched

"Please, whore? Really? Try skank? Slut? Or maybe cunt?" Kushina asked as she was covering Minako's ears

"L-Lady Kushina?!" Kakashi shouted as Minako was waving at them

"HEY, PRANK VICTIMS!" Minako shouted as Sakura waved back. Kushina shot her another glare as she hid behind Kakashi "So, these are Naruto's friends? Hmph, they seem a bit more... remorseful, than what I saw in his memories," Doyal said as he was reading a newspaper

"Uhh, who are you?" Ino asked as he lowered the paper. Ino blushed as he folded the paper up and held it at his side "My name's Doyal... I'm one of Naruto's senseis," Doyal said, much to the surprise of everyone, except for Minato, Kushina, and Minako

"S-sensei's?" Kakashi asked

"Yes, one of five to be exact," Doyal replied, "and I must say, you all are as worthless as he remembers,"

"Excuse me?!" Kiba shouted as he shoved Kakashi out of the way

"Oh? Did I strike a nerve?" Doyal asked as Kiba grabbed the collar of his shirt

"You bastard! I've got half-a-mind t- GAH!" Kiba said as he felt blood flow out of his hand. With what light shined in the room, Kiba looked at Doyal's shirt and saw razor-blades lined along the collar "H-hidden blades?!" Kiba asked as Doyal grew a smile.

Doyal then arced his elbow across Kiba's neck as Kiba was surprised "W-what the he-ACK!?" Kiba shouted as blood spewed out of his throat. He collapsed to the ground as everyone took a step back in surprise "Anyone else?" Doyal asked as he looked at Sakura, "You, fix him,"

"Y-yes, s-sir," Sakura said as she started to heal Kiba

"Now that that's out of the way... have a seat, Kakashi," Minato said as Kakashi nodded. As Kakashi was pulling up a chair, Minato slammed on the desk as he shouted: "ON THE FLOOR! SCUM!"

"Yes, sir!" Kakashi replied as he sat on the ground

"Now then, let's discuss... business,"

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