Gaara was flying through the air on a sand cloud as he was trying to get away from a bunch of strange white birds. Below him was a giant white version of the smaller birds with a someone on its back

"Where do you think you're going, un? We're just starting the show, un!" the man shouted as several small white birds appeared from below Gaara and blew up. The cloud of smoke engulfed Gaara as he sent several bullets of sand at him. The bird took a nosedive as he spiraled out of the way of the sand bullets "You're a little slow, Kazekage, un? Here, maybe a little art will help you?!" the man shouted as he threw several small birds at Gaara. Gaara raised up a small wall of sand as the birds exploded, making another smoke cloud. When Gaara was able to see, the man was missing "Where did Deidara go?" Gaara whispered as he heard a whistling sound behind him. Raising up his sand, an explosion erupted from behind it "He's taking his time, playing with me," Gaara said as Deidara appeared from behind him and sent a giant white centipede flying at him

"You enjoying my art, Kazekage, un?" Deidara asked as Gaara's sand formed around him. The centipede wrapped around the shield as it went off. Gaara was inside the sand as he said: "What does he hope to accomplish? Each attack is just blocked by my sand, there's no way he thinks he can beat me,"

"You sure about that, un?" Deidara asked as he pointed behind Gaara, "We're not usually ones for tactics like this, but we're desperate,"

"GAARA!" shouted a female voice as Gaara turned around to see Temari with a large belly and a short man wearing a torn-up cloak like Deidara's holding her with a giant scorpion-like tail close to her neck

"Temari!" Gaara shouted as he sent a bunch of sand at them

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Deidara said as the man got his blade closer to Temari's neck, "my man, Sasori's tail has a poison on it. Even the slightest cut will send it into her bloodstream and kill her... even if you save her," he explained as Gaara's sand stopped

"G-Gaara! I-I'm sorry, h-he got me," Temari said as Sasori growled

"Stupid brat, I can't believe you managed to tear up my cloak so badly, you even somehow got Hiruko chipped in places that'll take me hours to fix... and I don't like my time wasted," Sasori said as Temari froze

"So what are you going to do, Kazekage? You gonna let her die, or are you going to come with us, un?" Deidara asked as Gaara gritted his teeth

"Gaara! Don't worry about me, j-"

"I'll go with you," Gaara said as Deidara smiled

"Good, but I need to make sure," Deidara replied as Gaara saw several white spiders appear out of his sand

"What the?! *BOOM*," Gaara said as his world went dark

"GAARA!" Temari screamed as Gaara fell out of the smoke cloud that was created from the explosion.

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Temari saw Gaara falling out of the sky as Deidara was smiling. So as he flew down to catch Gaara, Deidara's bird was punched away with Deidara on it. Temari was in shock when she heard: "Oi, oi, I would advise letting her go if you value your life," as she saw a hand grab the joins to the bladed tail and pull it away from her neck. Turning her head, she saw Naruto standing there with an evil smirk on his face "Well, buddy boy?" Naruto asked as Sasori growled

"Who the hell are you?" Sasori asked as Naruto's eyes glowed a devil red and he broke the tail

"Name's Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze... and you seem to be attacking my friends," Naruto replied as he stood between Temari and Sasori

"N-Naruto?" Temari asked

"One sec, will ya?" Naruto asked as Sasori removed the mask from his face and fired several senbon. Naruto's hands were moving all over his own body, so when Sasori ran out of senbon, Naruto was holding all of them in his hands "These yours, man?" Naruto asked with a smile as he flexed his arms, crushed the senbon together into large wads of metal, reeled back his right arm, and slammed his fist into Sasori's head. Shattered pieces of wood erupted from the punch, so when a man with red hair jumped out from the thing Naruto punched, Naruto smirked

"Hmph, hiding behind armor like a coward," Naruto said as the man looked down at the puppet

"You ruined my puppet... *sigh* guess I'll have to use you as a replacement, you're the perfect candidate anyway," he replied as Naruto's smile grew

"Oh really?" Naruto asked

"Yes," Sasori said as Naruto threw both metal wads in his hands. Sasori dodged both attacks as Naruto appeared in front of him and punched him in the chest. Sasori gasped as purple liquid flowed down Naruto's fist "What the hell?" Naruto asked as Sasori fell to the ground... dead. Naruto looked down in surprise as he removed the cloak and saw that he had hit something "One punch... ONE FUCKING PUNCH?! YOU SHITTING ME?!" Naruto shouted as he started to stomp on Sasori's dead puppet body, "YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! AT LEAST KISAME AND ITACHI PUT UP A FUCKING FIGHT! FUCK ME! That other guy had better give me a run for my money, seriously? One fucking punch?! What am I, One Punch Man now?! FUCK!" Naruto said as he turned around to see his clone setting Gaara down on the ground next to Temari

"Gaara, are you okay?" Temari asked as Gaara slowly opened his eyes

"Y-yeah, j-just fine," Gaara whispered as Temari started to cry

"O-h thank kami," Temari said

"H-hey, stop that, you still have to make sure my nephew lives to see this world," Gaara said as Naruto looked down at him

"Been a while, hasn't it?" Naruto asked as Gaara looked up at him

"Naruto?"

"Who else would have a cheeky smile like this?" Naruto replied as Gaara... smirked? Naruto still looked down at Gaara as the former said: "Remember when I beat your ass when we were genin? You were in your sister's arms just as you are now,"

"I-I remember," Gaara replied

"HEY! I'M STILL ALIVE, UN!" shouted Deidara as he was flying toward them. Naruto cracked his neck as he said: "This will take a second," and ran onto the rooftops of Suna at Deidara. Naruto jumped off a roof and into the air as he landed on the head of the giant bird "Hey, bird-brain, ready for round 2?" Naruto asked as Deidara smirked

"You bet," he replied as he suddenly turned all white and exploded. Naruto was sent through a building with burn marks all over his body with several cuts. Naruto climbed out of the rubble of the building he was sent through as he looked around for Deidara. Meanwhile, Temari was making sure Gaara was alright as she asked: "H-how is he moving that fast?"

"I-I don't know," Gaara replied, "h-he's been in prison for the last 8 years... p-probably training,"

"Finally found you, un!" shouted a voice as Gaara managed to put up a ball of sand around the both of them. Explosions could be heard from the outside as Gaara was doing all he could to make sure nothing was getting in "COME ON OUT AND SEE THE BEAUTY I'M CREATING, KAZEKAGE!" Deidara shouted as he continued to throw clay animals at the ball of sand, "Damn-it, it's not working, un!"

"Oh, that's not the only thing that's not gonna work anymore," Naruto said as he was standing behind Deidara with his burn marks starting to heal up

"W-what the hell? How are you alive?!" Deidara asked as Naruto smirked and grabbed him by the throat

"Questions for later... with the shinigami," Naruto said as he snapped his neck. Naruto tossed Deidara to the ground as he looked down at him. Naruto sighed as he said: "Well... that was fucking boring," and looked at the giant ball of sand, "hey, you can come out now. Dr. Boom and Purple Heart are dead,". The wall of sand came down as Naruto walked toward them with Gaara looking up at him, "Well, what ya think? Me saving your ass instead of kicking it?" Naruto asked as Gaara shook his head

"We're going... to have a long chat in my office,"

[Sorry it took so long to update and sorry this chapter sucked! I've been out of it lately and I really want to get to the end. So expect the ending to be rushed, boring, and not enough Jiraiya]