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"N-Naruto? H-how d- What are you doing here?!" Kakashi shouted in astonishment as Naruto zipped up his pants and looked at Kakashi

"Gotta empty the main vein every once and awhile. Everybody has to use the bathroom, that and I was feeling a bit hungry," Naruto said as he held up a plastic bag in front of him, "found these steam buns at a cute little market, here try one. They're still warm," naruto continued to speak as he pulled out a pair of buns with steam still rolling off them. Kakashi looked down at the buns in surprise before he said: "I-if you insist," and as he went to grab one, he saw himself getting hit in the face. He flinched and back away slowly before he saw Naruto's fist shot at him. He blocked it and waited for the pain, but none came "W-what the hell was that?" Kakashi whispered as Naruto frowned at him

"You only blocked that one... *sigh* you know, Kakashi, when people offer food and act like their being attacked, I feel like I'm the one taking the defense. When someone offers you something you're supposed to accept it with kindness!" Naruto said as he grabbed Kakashi's arm that was blocking and started to shove the food into Kakashi's mouth "Now eat up before they get cold!"

3 Minutes Later:

"How could someone do this?" asked an ANBU, "these bars are 2 inches thick,"

"For someone to do this... they'd have to be a monster," said another as they walked around inside Naruto's temporary cell

"Where's Kakashi when you need him?"

"Oh, I can answer that," Naruto said as he put a hand on each of the ANBU's shoulders, "he's currently choking on a pair of dumplings in the bathroom. And yes, I know that sounded gay,"

"W-what?" an ANBU asked as they turned around and saw Naruto smiling down at them

"B-but we thought you left!" asked an ANBU

"I'm not going anywhere for a while. Now get out before I give my room a nice red paint coating," Naruto said as both ANBU shivered in fear

In Kumo:

"I'm bored, can I play with Samui?" Minako asked Ay as he was doing paperwork

"Sure, go ahead," Ay said as Minako nodded

"Okay, where is she?"

"Hell if I know, go find her!"

"Like hide and seek?"

"Why the hell not?" Ay replied as he grit his teeth, "stupid paperwork. Stupid brat."

"Lord Raikage, an Unidentified Flying Object is approaching the village at a rapid pace," an ANBU said as he appeared next to Ay

"Well this is just great," Ay said as he banged his head against his desk, "make sure the brat stays here, and get me B, his students, and Samui,"

"ATTENTION KUMO! PLEASE ALLOW US TO LAND ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!" shouted a voice as Ay sighed. He rolled over to the window and took a deep breath "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Ay shouted

"WE'RE FROM THE BLACK PENTAGON!"

"Oh shit... GO RIGHT AHEAD!" Ay shouted back.

20 Minutes Later:

Ay looked at Tsunade, Oliva, Kureha, and the Rookies from behind his desk. Across from them were Samui, Bee, Kamui, Omoi, and Minako. Minako sat in Samui's lap as she was holding her Oliva doll. The Rookies and Tsunade were looking at Minako while Oliva was looking back at Ay "So, what brings you here?" Ay asked

"I'm here looking for Naruto, seen him?" Oliva asked

"Oh, him. You missed him a few hours ago,"

"I see... well then, I guess we better get something to eat," Olvia said as he got up, "come on Minako, let's go,"

"Okay, give me a second," Minako said as she got off Samui's lap

"So that's Minako," Tsunade whispered

"She looks so cute!" Ino said

"Hold up, little lady. I've got some beef with this man, he looks like the doll, all buff with muscle and purple, but I don't want to be rude, man. Ya feel me, fool, ya fool!" Bee said as Oliva turned around

"My bad, name's Oliva, I'm the warden of Black Pentagon. Nice to meet ya," Oliva said as he stuck his hand out. Bee walked up to him with a cocked head before he shrugged and shook his hand. When he did, Oliva put pressure into the shake "Let's get one thing straight, okay? I can be a very kind man, but I can also be your worst nightmare. So let's agree that kidnapping children aren't very polite," Oliva said

"H-how did y-"

"I've got connections... now let's go grab a bite, Minako?"

10 Minutes Later:

Everyone was walking through town as Tsunade and the Rookies stared at Ay. Ay didn't really want to say anything as they went through the destroyed part of town "So, Lord Raikage, what happened to your legs?" Tsunade asked

"That brats, father happened," Ay said

"Wait, Naruto did that?" Choji asked

"Yeah, said I'd be like this for half-a-year, maybe more," Ay replied, causing them all to shiver. While they walked, Hinata was looking at Minako as she interacted with Samui and Oliva. She sighed as she watched Minako smile while Samui was looking at the little girl "So, can we get dessert after we eat?" Minako asked

"How about after dinner?" Samui said

"Okay,"

"Wait, what?"

"I'll wait,"

"Jeez, he must've raised you really good," Samui said as they walked passed a bookstore. As they did, Minako looked into the window and saw something "Can I have that?" Minako asked

"Have what?" Samui questioned

"That!" Minako repeated herself as she pointed at something. She looked at what Minako was pointing and said it out loud "The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi... sorry, Minako, I don't have t-"

"I'll pay for it," Hinata said suddenly

"What?" Samui asked

"I'll pay for it," Hinata repeated

"Okay, if you say so,"

5 Minutes Later:

"Here you go, Minako-chan," Hinata said as she handed the girl the book

"Thank-you, moon-lady," Minako said as Hinata blushed

"W-what?"

"Come on, Minako, let's go eat," Oliva said as Minako skipped to him. While Minako was going to Oliva, the ladder glared at Hinata and made a motion across his throat.

[Hope you enjoyed the chapter and sorry it's so short]