Naruto: hey sasuke when are you coming back to konoha?

Sasuke: never when are you going to get that through your head. Why do I even have you on my texts?

Naruto: maybe because you care about me. :)

Sasuke: I don't care about you.

Naruto: :(

Sasuke: bye.

Naruto: no wait don't leave yet

Naruto: ...

Naruto: Sasuke u there?

Naruto: HE LEFT GRR!