i really contemplated just leaving this in my drafts along with the 57273773 ones of me exposing my horny but yhEah

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i am sick of yall treating elite shinobi (especially the men for some reason) like they're some untouched, holier than thou, im-too-serious-for-this-bang-bang, stone cold bastards

ITS SO CONFUSING BC WHAT MAKES U THINK THAT MURDEROUS AND ELITE SHINOBI DONT GET HORNY FROM TIME TO TIME????

THEY CAN SLIT A MAN'S THROAT BUT CANT TAKE IT FROM THE BACK????

I CAN UNDERSTAND IF IN YOUR FANFICTION THEY HAD SOME SORT OF TRAINING ON HOW TO HOLD THE BONER BUT NO THEY DONT SO WHY AREN'T THEY GETTING HOT AND BOTHERED MORE OFTEN????

ok ill stop using caps lock now anyways

Someone will write a story about Kisame having a gf and yall would be like "hM kIsAmE??? lIkInG wOmEn????? thAtS sO oUT oF cHarAcTER!!!!!!"

i promise you shinobi men's dicks get hard.

i promise you sasuke just doesnt sit like a log and go hn hn hn when he's banging kari—-----eh, sakura.

YOU CAN STILL HAVE SERIOUS FICS WITH SEX IN IT!!!

I BEG OF YOU

LET 👏🏾 THESE 👏🏾PEOPLE👏🏾 BE👏🏾 HORNY👏🏾

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hardcore smut and serious war/shinobi books can coexist.

sakura can suck dick at night and give cpr in the morning.

quit acting like sex is something we invented in the 70s and therefore caNNOT exist in the narutoverse😭😭

just...just give me good smut man