Me : i'll never make a naruto rant book again!!!!!

My bitchy subconscious : yes mhmhmm hun keep telling youself that u whore

Ok im copying peachstain and Hadassam bc i read their rants and i highkey got triggered to write this dheheh.

(Follow them if you arent they nice)

Ooof so im doing this ranting stuff again. But im not really ranting im just shoving random shit i think abt naruto in here lol.

Eh, im anti konoha, anti ending, anti danzou, semi anti tobirama, anti hiruzen, anti orichimaru, ehhhh what else oh i am also Kaguya's whore.

Neutral to kakashi, obito, itachi, ino, hinata, and ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah im neutral to naruto too.

Im lowkey anti sasusaku but it's not like i hate the ship lol i dont even notice it that much again. Canon ships dont make much sense to me oof.

Oh yeah i hate the senju with a burning (well not burning more like a smoke) passion but we'll get to that.

Highkey pro Karin like, HIGHKEY

PRO SASUKE. PRO. SASUKE.

oh and pro sakura sometimes.

What else? Pro akatsuki, sometimes.

Chouji's fat. I am attracted to chubby men.

(Why did i just write that)

Oh there will be an extensive chapter as too why tenten NEEDS more fanfictions abt her dhehehdh FORGET ABT SAKURA FOR A DAMN SECOND AND WRITE ABT TENTEN GODAMMIT

also,,,, i will be talking about the smut that i like.

Oof.

(yes i republished this fight me whores)

Ok bye for now.

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