By now you should know that the title is clickbait 🤡

Warning : this is a hard stan zone. Soft stans should escort themselves out 😔

Anyways I saw a convo where they aggressively said Sasuke is a bottom and i aggressively agree and started thinking of everyone else–

Let's get into it

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1. Naruto :

Tbh I think Naruto is a top, but not like a good-off-the-bat top. I feel like at first with Hinata he was prolly just sawing in and out of her like an idiot until he realised that he had to learn other stuff.

So Naruto is a growing top and he doesn't do bondage. Kushina offered to give him her chains once but he said "sHe oNlY nEeD mE anD kURAMA tO bE sAtIsFIED" smh

2. Sasuke

Obviously Sasuke is a bottom. Like duh wtf his two main ships are with KARIN  and SAKURA aka the girls who ride that man like a horse yeehaw

You think sasuke will give you the luxury of sex when he's mad at you? 🤡 sasuke + angry sex = non-existent

Sasuke is a cuddler and is a big spoon.

3. Sakura

You mean the masochist?

Yeah she's a top sometimes, but as a top she enjoys dominance through her bottom's satisfaction–so sasuke's moans do be turning her on.

She also has this lowkey bottom energy that only shows when she's cheating on Sasuke with Ino or Karin 🗿

Also Sakura is all about hardcore BDSM as a bottom. Pull her hair tie her up nipple clamps gags upsidedown donkey she loves it all 👏

4. Kakashi

BIG DICK ENERGY RIGHT THERE

THIS MAN IS A TOP AND IS INTO DADDY/SENPAI KINKS 🗿 call him Kakashi during sex and he'll be like "oKAY this was nice lol bye" *jumps out window*

5. Karin

Obviously this woman is a dominatrix and Suigetsu Juugo Sasuke and Sakura call her mistress.

🗿 Don't test her she will flog you till you're begging her to flog you some more

6. Ino

TOP BISEXUAL ENERGY.

TOP. BISEXUAL. ENERGY

7. Shikamaru

He sucks in bed why do you think temari always mad

8. Chouji

It's all uwu soft boy bottom energy and games till he uses EXPANSION NO JUTSU

9. Hinata

Need I say more? 😬 This girl exudes wallflower missionary-always straight sex

(I love y'all wallflowers too uwu ❤️🗿though I don't get down like that)

10. Shino

An exhibitionist

;–; too bad no one ever notices him

11. Kiba

One of those porn watches who thinks doggy style is the kinkiest way to fuck 🙄

12. Gai

THE MOST ENERGETIC SEX PARTNER YOU'LL EVER HAVE

2 days later y'all still be going at it 😭 you won't be able to walk for years

13. Lee

Best believe this man will TRAIN for the sex and when he's done with Gaara–I mean any random person– they'll be walking like 🤸

14. The Akatsuki

Is just another word for an orgy sex party

15. Neji

Now THIS is who y'all should be looking for for angry sex 🗿

16. Gaara

;–; he's an uwu soft boi that only wishes to whisper his love and caress

17. Tenten (aka gay energy)

This woman has a strap on her at all times.