Yo if you're a soft stan then GET OUT.

THIS IS A HOE ZONE ONLY 😤

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I am genuinely interested in the sex lives of shinobi 🗿

Being shinobi they must've found different ways to fuck you know, like I bet Uchiha wives have the best life bc they be orgasming 24/7 thanks to the sharingan.

And then having a large amount of chakra, does that mean they go longer than civilians? Can they go on for 10 hours if they tried?

If sasuke's having sex with karin and he runs out of chakra, would he bite her to replenish that chakra? Would that be their kink sex? Bite and replenish?

(Ok now i wanna write that bc that sounds hot–).

Does Choji use expansion jutsu on his dick?

Can Hinata's 64 palms be turned into a slapping kink?

If Juugo goes beserk mode, can that equal rough sex?

Can Karin use her chains to tie herself up?

Do ALL shinobi use shadow clone jutsu during sex? How many narutos do you think Hinata has had sex with at once?

Can shikamaru use shadow clone to restrain temari?

Just how many little almighty pushes can Pein give to a pussy before they're squirting?

Do you think Naruto uses Sexy No Jutsu to do ✂️ with Hinata?

Does Sasori make sex toys?

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There are so many ways for shinobi to have sex–yet I don't see any of you HOES writing it 😠

Give me smut or I'll riot😤