Name:Kurayami(Darkness, Girl of Darkness)
Age:17
DOB-3 January
-Very smart
-Lazy
-Badass
-Cheerful
-Friendly
-Bullied
-Sesitive about her appearance
-Has wolf ears and tail-black
-Can control the shadows
-Use Kage no Katana (Sword of Shadow)
-Best friends with Naruto (for now)
-Always wears a long black leather coat(somehow like Ibiki)
-Lives alone
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I was in Tsunade-chan's office,with Shikamaru,for a mission
Tsunade-chan:Shikamaru,you are the leader of the group,as a Chuunin,and Kurayami will assist you,as a Jonin.You will have to guard an elder woman,very important,in Sunagakure.This is classified as a B-ranked mission,but I have some doubts,so think of it as an A-ranked mission,so be careful.You will go in a 6-man cell,along with Akimichi Choji,Hyuga Neji,Inuzuka Kiba and Haruno Sakura.
me:oh come on,Tsunade-chan!Why does pinky have to come to?I am pretty good at medical ninjutsu!Please,don't torture me more than it's needed...
Tsunade-chan:Sorry,but I have to.They requested high protection and medical safety.But I hope it won't be needed.There is Shikamaru,a genius Chuunin,Choji and Kiba,who are strong Chuunin,Neji,a smart Jonin himself,and then,there is you,the ANBU Captain who can control the shadows.
me:But if Neji is there,why do I have to go too?
Tsunade:All the other Jonins and some ANBU are busy,and they wanted you,since you are *cough*from a very well-known clan,of nobility
me:pshh,nobility as hell....I think they are going to be veeeery dissappointed to see the "princess" they are expecting
Tsunade:Go there and show them who's the Shadow-hime (princess)*joking*It's an order!
me:*smirking*Hai!Tsunade-hime-chan!
Shikamaru:pfff what a drag...
------------at the gates of leaving Konohagakure---------waiting for the noble woman-------
me:So guys,seems like we have a mission together now.
Choji:YAAY!!!Kura-chan is with us!!
me:can I have some crisps?*puppy eyes*
Choji:*handing me a new bag of BBQ crisps*here.I got you some
me:Arigato,Choji-kun.You are the best!*Stuffing my face with crisps*
Kiba:Hey Hey,Kura!I want some too!*running after me*Akamaru!Catch her!
Akamaru:woof!
me:Oh hell no!MY CRISPS!!*hiding behind Neji*Neji-kun,save me.They want to steal my crisps.
Neji:no.
me:I will give you some
Neji:.......no
me:O-ne-ga-i?
Neji:*sigh*What will I do with you?
me:The question is,what will you do withOUT me*sniggering*
Neji:maybe
Sakura:Oi,guys!Stop playing around!The Elder is about to come?
me:Yeah?In how many years,Pinky?
Shika:oh not again...
Kiba:I ONLY WANT SOME CRISPS,DAMMIT!
me:You gotta say that I AM the best shinobi you've ever known
Kiba:WHAT?NEVER!
me:Then you gotta catch me*teleporting behind him*slowpoke*poking his cheek**teleporting behind Shika*
Kiba:huh?*realizing*HEY!I AM NOT SLOW!!!
me:Shikaaaaaaaaaa
Shika:what?
me:Save me?
Shika:you can do it yourself.
me:Nope
Shika:yes
me:Nopeeee
Shika:yes you can,you troublesome woman
me:*pouting*I am not exactly a woman at 16,but still!
Kiba:*hugging me from behind*GOTCHA!Now gimme the crisps!
me:NEVEEERR!!!
-?-:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?STOP THIS MADNESS IMEDIATLY!
We all stopped and saw a really old woman,dressed in noble clothes,looking really pissed at us.I guess...this is the Elder we are supposed to guard,huh?Shucks...
Elder:I want order right now!
We all went in a line in front of her,me and the guys looking annoyed,while Sakura was enjoying this.
Elder:Now!From left to right,present yourself!Name,abilities and rank!
Shika:Nara Shikamaru,from the Nara clan.I have the ability to come with the best strategies,even in critical moments.I am a Chuunin.
Kiba:Inuzuka Kiba,from the Inuzuka clan.I can do double combos with my ninja dog,Akamaru.I am a Chuunin.
Choji:Akimichi Choji,from the Akimichi clan.I am the strongest here.I am a Chuunin also.
me:Kurayami,from the Kuro clan.I can control the shadows.I am an Anbu Captain.
Neji:Hyuga Neji,from the Hyuga clan.I have the Byakugan and I am an expert in Taijutsu
Sakura:Haruno Sakura,Elder-sama.I am from the Haruno clan.I can use medical ninjutsu and I was trained by Tsunade-sama herself.I am a Chuunin.
Elder:*huffed*good enough,I presume.If I can even a scratch,or a slight discomfort during this trip.you don't get any money.
I gulped.I really need the money since Shika's birthday is approaching and...I don't have enough money to get him anything.Some other friends had their birthday recently too,so I had to use most of my money so...yeah...And the only one who knows about this is Kiba,one of my best friends.I can talk to him about anything,and laugh all day.He can really put a smile on your face,even in the worsts times.

~~~~~1/2 hours later~~~~~~
Elder:I am tired!I need someone to carry me!
me and the guys looked at each other,and decided to get her 1/2 hour each,on our back,but I guess she thought differently...
Elder:You!The stupid looking girl dressed in black!*I sweatdropped*I want YOU to carry me!
me:eh?Why me though!
Elder:You look like the most useless out of all of them.
me:Why do you say that!I am an ANBU Captain!I wasn't put there only on my looks!If it was like that...*whispers*I'd still be a Genin...
Elder:pfff as if!Women should only be Medical nins!They aren't strong enough to fight with the men!
me:yeah,but me and Tsunade-chan beat the Raikage at arm wrestle...
Elder:SHUT UP!*hitting me with her cane*DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR SUPERIORS AND STAY OBEDIENT,YOU MUTT!
me:*putting her on my back*I am practically a wolf...
Elder:And what is with those stupid fur ears on your head*pulling on them*
me:Auch auch auch AUCH! FOR HELL'S SAKE,STOP PULLING ON MY DAMN EARS!!
Elder:*hitting me in the head*YOU ARE A MONSTER!A FREAK!YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN LIVE IN A VILLAGE AND SOCIALIZE WITH HUMANS
me:yeah,I guess I'll just stick with living in my cave...*sulking*
What did I ever do to deserve this?I thought that I was finished with reciving this kind of insult but,,,,I guess I was wrong....*sigh*
#########TIMESKIP###############

Kiba:how are you taking this?It's already gotten midnight.....and...it's annoying me....me:You know better than anyone that I really need the money for you-know-what...
Kiba:You know...he is really worried about you...well...all of us-even Neji-are worried about you...except Sakura,of course,but still...he is the most.He hasn't said one single thing and he only stares at you with sadness
me:*sigh*I don't know....It's really hard to hear everything over and over again,same insults from 10 years ago,but....I'd do anything for this....
Kiba:*sigh*I know,you are too kind sometimes.
me:This will be my death,huh?*laugh humorlessly*
Kiba:I guess so*smiling*
Shika:Oi,guys!Let's camp here!
me:KAY!

we camp in a field,not too far from a river,and set up our tents.My back is hurting and I think that she broke 1 rib...wel that's impossible,but still...I have bruises...
I make the fire and Sakura prepares the food
Elder:Hey,freak!Don't let the poor girl do the food all alone!Do someting useful too!
me:I don't think you'd want me to burn this forest,so I guess I'll stay as far away as possible from cooking.Last time,I burnt my house.NOT cool.
Elder:heh,useless afterall
me:yeah.I am very useless.I know.Thanks*banging my head on the tree I was leaning on*
Choji:Hey!Food's ready!Kura-chan!Let's do an eating contest!
me:HELLZ YEAH!*putting 5 cups of instant noodles near me,smirking*ARE YOU READY?
Choji:AS I'LL EVER BE!
Kiba:GO KURA!YOU CAN DO THIS!
me+Choji:5,4,3,2,1, ITADAKIMASU!!!
We ate the first 4 ones in an instant,and we were tied at the last 1,when I heard that ----- RESPECTABLE ELDER saying
Elder:How can she eat that much?No wonder she looks like THAT!
Sakura:I know,right!I always keep a diet,and I can't eat more that 1 instant noodle cup.
At that point,I choked on my noodles,trying to breathe again.Unfortunately,Choji won,but still,I was shocked by the previous statement
me:Say what?What the hell is your problem,old hag?Are you jealous on my appearence,or you just can't do anything better than to gossip?And you,pinkette?Are you retarded or what?Maybe for once,you will stop kissing everyone's butt and be yourself,or is that TOO much for you?hmpf.
AND BTW CHOJI,You won,but it's still 51-50 for me,so till the next time,loser!
Choji:no way!!I WILL WIN!!
me:yea sure,whatever.*yaaaawn*Good night-minna!
them:night!
I layed down on the grass...much like a wolf would,and closed my eyes,but I couldn't because everyone was talking....about me...

Elder:She really is a female dog....from any point of view...
Kiba:Oi!Old woman!Stop making fun of our friend!Why do you only do that to her?She didn't do anything to you!
Elder:She is very unlady-like!Girls shouldn't be taking part in a shinobi's fight.It is only for men!
Shika:This is such a drag...Will you spare us with your ancient beliefs?Kuroyami is literally the most powerful person I've ever met,both physically and psyhically.And controlling the shadows is really hard,and only the Nara clan can do that,yet she does this to a whole new level!Everybody in the village aknowledged her as the the most powerful shinobi in Konohagakure,along with Godaime Hokage,Uzumaki Naruto,and the previous Yondaime and Sandaime,and that says a lot!And she is the only person,other than my dad,who can actually beat me at Shogi,and like I said,I am the 2nd best strategist in Konoha.So I suggest you stop your worthless blabbing and leave her alone.
Shikamaru....you actually...aknowledged me!You really think of me as a good person...I am so glad
Elder:yeah,and I bet you're lying,isn't that right,Sakura-chan?
Sakura:huh? oh...eh....h-hai!
Neji:On who's side are you actually,Sakura?I know you hate Kurayami,but still,you know that what Shikamaru said was the truth,so stop denying it.
Choji:ohhhhh so Kura-chan was actually saying the truth...you really are a butt-kisser...Now I understand what she meant by that...
Elder:I want some respect from you,you worthless tools!
Shika:we can always leave you here,alone,and get back to our usual lives,you know?We just won't get the money.No big deal,there are always other better missions.
Elder:ugh.....I am going to sleep.
Choji:I wonder why is she so mean with Kura-chan...
Kiba:Who know,but I think I'm gonna punch her next time...
Neji:agree.
Arigato,my friends.I'm always safe when I'm with you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Day 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I woke up,leaning against something soft,and....someone playing with my hair???I sleepily look up and see...Shika?
Shika:Morning,you troublesome girl.How are you?
me:Fine?I guess?
Shika:You're hungry,aren't you?
me:...........no?
Shika:Here.Eat this,before that hag wakes up.And for the future,don't let her words get to you,she is just jealous of your strenght.
me:*blushing faintly**eating*Arigato,Shika-kun...
Shika:*smiling*Your back hurts,doesn't it?She is  heavy carrying around that many hours,right?
me:yeah well.....*finished eating*it doesn't really matter anymore...
Shika:*laying me on his lap**massaging my back*Any better?
me:yeah...a lot better actually*ears flicking happily*
Shika:let's relax now,until that annoying hag makes us move,mmkay?
me:Sure,you major cloud-watcher
Shika:*chuckling*only you,troublesome girl.Only you...
me:Shhh,Don't disturb the peace,pineapple head.
Shika:yeah....hey!My head doesn't look like a pineapple!
me:whatever you say.......pineapple head......
Shika:*sigh*such a drag...
Kiba:*yaaaaawn*Mooorning guys!*winking at me*
me:pshhh.....morning.....Kiba...  *-_-' *
Neji:We should go.The faster we get there,The faster we get rid of the..*clears throat* mission.
me:Right.Let's go.Elder:CARRY ME!
me:you sound like a spoiled brat.Are you sure you are younger than....3?
Elder:Watch your trap,you insolent brat!
me:seesh,as if.Let's go.
Elder:I am NOT walking!
me:Fine. Shadow Dragging no Jutsu!
And now she just follows around,being binded with my shadow.Something like Shikamaru's Kage Mane no Jutsu,actaully.
~3 hours later~
Kiba:Kura-chan,do you feel this?
me:*nodded*PSSST!NEJI!do you see anything?
Neji:*Confused for a second*hmm...Byakugan!1...2...3..5..13...39.....45...51...69...70....82..96..they are about 100,North-West
me:pfffff easy-peasy!I'm gonna go and kill them.This sure is supposed to be an anbush,to kidnap or kill the old hag.you guys go North-East,and avoid any trouble.I go and take them down,kay?
Kiba:No way in hell you're going alone there!You may be an ANBU captain,but we are worried!What if there are guys with different Kekkei Genkais?What if one of them can control the light and you won't be able to fight with your shadows?
me:DOn't worry,you guys.I'll be fine.But you gotta get away from here as fast as possible.We need to lessen the way to Sunagakure as much as we can,got it?
Shika:Then,I'm coming with you.
me:No way in hell!
Shika:I am the leader,I make the rules.
me:Bu.....seeesh....fine.Let's go!
--------After at least 1 hour of fighting-----------

Well....they aren't many left,just about 30,but it's sure hard.Kiba was right,there were guys with advanced Kekkei Genkais,but still....meh...
I make the shadows wrap around a guy who was aiming for Shikamaru,and said "Shadow burial!"-much like Gaara's Sand Burial. I started to go after some Water-style guys who were doing water dragons,but I killed them easily.Their defence was....myeah...
As I turn around.I see a kunai flying into Shika's direction-again-but aimed for his heart.But guess what?I ran and protected him.How?Well...I was his back.I couldn't do anything else,that being the last resort.
me:ouch...*getting the kunai out of my hand* you know...I can't always watch your back.
Shika:Gomenasai...
me:it's fine but...I really don't like where this is going...*whincing in pain*Are you okay?
Shika:*panting*Not really,but I guess I'm feeling better than you,actually.
me:I just hope we'll get outta here.I don't want anyone else to get the title of ANBU captain,after I worked so hard to get there.
Shika:You won't die just like that.I'm here too.
me:sure,genius.So what do we do now?
Shika:*thinking*How many are they left?
me:hmmmm....like 15 more.Not much,of you think about it.
Shika:It's perfect.We will kill them with your last chakra,then stay here a little and get our strenght back,mkay?
me:*panting*yeah.sure.whatever you say,cap'n!
And I pushed myself up,in a wolf-like attacking position,and lunged and the enemies,slashing them with my sword. After not much time,we killed them all.
me:FI-NA-LLY!*sigh*That was annoying...
Shika:Tell me about it...
me:Can you move?
Shika:Better than I thought actually
me:Then,let's catch up with the others now.
Shika:Good idea.
After not much time....well it was night when we saw their camp actually......we caught up with them!Yay!
Neji:You look horrible.What took you so long?
me:lLet's just say...Kiba is sometimes right about somethings
Kiba:I KNEW IT!wait,what?OH GODNESS,YOU LOOK TERRIBLE,LET'S HEAL YOU UP!
Choji:Shikamaru looks pretty fine,with the exception of being exhausted
me:That's cause I was more in close-combat,the mid-range one,so yeah,some shurikens here and there,avoinding some explosive tags,getting away from the Kekkei Genkai guys,but all in all,we are alive,right?
Kiba:I suppose so...
I slid down the tree and started healing myself up.I wasn't THAT bad injured,really,so I could heal myself....okay,I guess.I wasn't Tsunade-chan's student for nothing,kay?
Elder:see,Sakura?Didn't I tell you this girl isn't fit for being a shinobi?Look at the state she is in!She couldn't even manage against only 100 ninjas,and makes up stupid excuses about everything...
Kiba:OI!THEY WERE ALL KILLED!
Elder:Thanks to this young lad.
Shika:actually,I didn't do much.Kura did most of the work.
Elder:Then why was she stabbed in the arm?
Shika:she...protected me from a kunai aimed for my hear.So don't you dare say she is useless!
me:Shika...arigato...*smiling*
Then she started insulting me again.I didn't actually pay attention to her any longer,only when I heard something like "her mother was awhore,and she killed herself so she won't have to live with THAT burden"
me:huh?Whoa whoa whoa.Wait a second,you ancient piece of bones!MY mum was NOT something like that!She was a strong woman who sacrificed herself so I could live a peaceful life,along with my clan,but NOOOO fucktards like you,who have NO idea about our history,start to brag about every retarded rumour they freaking HEARD!
Elder:Oh really?Then what about that brainless brat you called a "father"?
me:He protected me against Orochimaru,you freaking relic!DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO STAY AWAY FROM OROCHIMARU WHEN HE WANTS YOU AS HIS F*CKING EXPERIMENT?Well,of course not,because you are a "noble elder" and you have no worries in your life,but gossiping trash about other people's life.IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED ME ON THIS TEAM?SO YOU COULD ENTERTAIN YOURSELF?Well,guess what?!If it wasn't for the money I needed,you would have been dead the second you started to think you are my master.But you know,the mission was "Get the Elder in Sunagakure" but they NEVER said if she was supposed to be ALIVE or DEAD!
Elder:You insolent brat!Talking to your superiors like that!Who do you think you are?
me:I AM THE PRINCESS OF THE LOST CLAN OF KURO,THE SHADOW CONTROLING WOLVES,THAT IS WHO I AM!AND MY PARENTS DIED SO THEY WOULD SAVE ME FROM THAT SNAKE BASTARD,WHO WIPED EVERY SINGLE PERSON FROM THE VILLAGE!
Elder:THEN YOU DID NOTHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE!YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LET OROCHIMARU GET YOU AND SAVE EVERYONE ELSE!
me:DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT?DO YOU THINK THAT SEEING YOUR PARENT'S DEATH RIGHT IN FRONT YOUR EYES IS A GOOD VIEW,ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE 5 YEARS OLD?AND THEN HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT EVERY SINGLE F*CKING NIGHT?WELL YOU DON'T,BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A SPOILED NOBLE ELDER,WHO THINK SHE IS SOME DEITY!
Elder:YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST DIED!As the princess of the Kuro clan,you couldn't save anyone,not even your friends.You are useless,a nothing,you don't know anything about the real life,a crying actor in a tragedy.
me:If you really think that this is all about,then you are wrong.I will get you to Suna as fast as I can,and get rid of you,*pinning her to the tree,by her neck*but if I ever see you again,*eyes glowing red,sharp teeth*you are dead,even if it means that I become a rogue-nin.*growling*Nobody.and I mean NOBODY talks trash about MY family,especially when I am around.
And with that,I went to the river.I couldn't take it.I had to be alone,to cry on my own.I can't let the others see me cry like this...
I lay down on the meadow,letting the tears fall.I'm really tired of everything and I don't know if I can take it too long.But I have to,for Shika.I hugged my legs and put my head on my kneed and started sobbing.I really miss them.Every day of my life.And the first persons to ever mend my tainted heart were Shikamaru,Choji,Naruto and Kiba.We were Iruka's 5 troublemakers,but we were always crazy together.When I was all alone and he came and talked to me,When we got Choji in our lazy group,then Kiba,Akamaru and Naruto.Boring school day.Me,Shika,Kiba,Akamaru,Choji and Naruto decided to skip classes and jumped out of the window.Going to Choji's house to eat,laying on the grass,under a Sakura tree,sometimes sleeping,dressing up to scare people,playing ninja,trying to catch fish in the river,sleeping on the roofs,swinging,climbing trees,singing like idiots,with the chilly breeze in our faces,dancing through the fireflies,watchign the fireworks.....ohhhh the good old times.I never felt alone around them....

-?-:Hey...uhmm...Are you okay?
Shit....it's Shikamaru.I can't let him see me like this,but If I try to look okay,I guess I'll just break down again...what to do...what to do...
me:um...I don't know...I guess I am...
Shika:no you're not.You are hurt and you were crying.
So....he found out....Just my luck
Shika:You troublesome woman,didn't I tell you not to put her words to heart?she doesn't think much,so just...don't think of what she says.
me:When she was talking trash about me,I didn't care that much,but when It was about my family...I just...lost it...
Shika:I understand you*hugging me*It's hard,isn't it?Not having any relatives,to give you warmth,especially when you were younger?Being by yourself for so long?I know that even though me,Kiba,Choji and Naruto were always there for you,I could feel that something was still missing.You weren't 100% happy.It's okay to cry.Everybody does.You were just too strong,but everybody has to release their feelings somehow,right?

I was sitting there,hugging the life outta him,sobbing in his chest.That was it.I broke down.I couldn't hide the sadness in my heart anymore.I'm sorry
Shika:Do you want me to stay here with you tonight?*I nodded*Fine*playing with my hair*but try to relax.Try to calm down.We aren't far fron Suna,and tomorrow we are getting rid of that hag,and on our way back,everything will be normal,just the 5 of us...and Sakura,but she won't get in our way.
me:Arigato....Shikamaru......arigato....for always being there for me,whenever I needed you.
Shika:heh.What would I do without you,you troublesomegirl?It's a drag,but I have to admit that I wouldn't resist much.
me:what do you mean?
Shika:Forgetting about all the times that you saved me,...I....really...love you.
I couldn't believe my ears.He...did he really say that....he loves me?I'm not hearing things,right?
Shika:*caressing my cheek*I love you,Kurayami.Ever since we became friends,when I protected you from all those mean kids who were making fun of you,when we held hands when we were staying on the field,watching the clouds,when we had sleepovers and you had the cutest sleepy face,when you were embarresed by wagging your tail when you were happy and tried to stop it from moving,when you were hiding behind me,giggling about nonsense....You made me fall for you,hard.
me:Shika....
We started to slowly close our eyes,and we closed the space inbetween us and we shared a soft,gentle kiss.
me:I love you too,Shika.You have no idea for how long I wanted to say this...
Shika:yeah,same here*leaning on the tree,me on his chest*Why don't we sleep?
me:Yeah,good idea.Good night,Shika
Shika:night,Kura-hime

------------------------Next day--------------

I woke up with a kiss from Shika.
me:mmmmmhhhh I don't wanna get up...
Shika:*chuckle*I knew what I was saying....You still have the cutest face when you wake up.
I blushed and look away
me:L-let's just go
Shika:blushing only makes you even cuter,you know?*blushing slightly*
me:tsk,look who's talking!You are blushing yourself!You are kawaii too,when you blush.
Shika:*looking away*right...
me:*giggle**hugging his arm* Let's get rid of the relic and go home,shall we?

On our way,I ignored the hag,and I stayed in front,with Shika,talking about random things.After we got the money,the Elder said she wanted back in Konoha,still with us as bodyguards
me:Oh no you don't you old hag!I only did this mission for the money,but right now,I have enough,so I ain't gonna get in contact with you.EVER.so bye.
I turned around and exited Sunagakure.Our way home was really funny,laughing and everything.


~~~~2 Days later,22nd Septembre,Shika's Birthday~~~~


I wrap up the gift in a blue wrapper and went to see Shika.I bet he forgot it's his Birthday.As I enter in the Nara compound,I see Shikaku,his dad.We are on first-names basis,since we are buddies-both friends and comrades,especially when I was a Jonin.
me:oh,hey Shikaku.What's up?Have you seen Shikamaru?
Shikaku:His room,probably sleeping?
me:sheesh,and I thought I  was sleeping most of the day.Anyways,thanks!Bye!
I ran inside,and of course,I saw his mum,Yoshino
me:Hey,Yoshino!How are you?Haven't seen each other in a while!
Yoshino:Oh,hey there,Kura-chan!Here to see Shikamaru?
me:Welp,it's his birthday and I bet he forgot about it....again
Yoshino:*laughing*I see.I heard him talking about you a lot recently.What happened between the 2 of you in this days,hmm?*looking knowingly,smirking*
me:*blushing**laughing*ohh...you know...nothing much...hehe...
Yoshino:*laughing*You got yourself a lazy one.Good luck.
me:eh,you know.Lazy,not lazy,I'm a sloth myself,we're gonna live long*laughing*
Yoshino:okay,I'll leave you to your job.Get him back by 9 *wink*
me:heh.No promises!
I teleport-like the ANBU stealth-master that I am-near his bed,looking down at him.

me:Shika.Shika.Shika.SHIKA.SHIKA WAKE UP.SHIKAMARU!NARA SHIKAMARU WAKE THE HELL UP BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE WATER POUND FROM OUTSIDE!
He started to freak out and fell from the bed,while I was laughing like hell
Shika:how troublesome...hey,what are you doing here?
me:Oh,you know.Just stalking you.*rolling my eyes*C'mon,I wanna go outside and play Shogi on the field where we watch the clouds.
Shika:Why though?me:Just because.Now hurry up and get ready in 5.
Shika:You troublesome woman...
I went outside waiting for him,and guess what,he was actually ready in 5 minutes!Amazing.We went hand-in-hand to the field,and put the Shogi board.After a looooong time,he was about to win,but...I grabbed him by his shirt and kissed him softly,and moved 2 pieces swiftly,leaving him awestruck,blushing.
me:My turn,right?
Shike:uh..yeah.
I move the last piece and won
me:Guess who won?I did! hehe
Shika:cheater...
me:I am no such thing!How can you accuse me of such a thing?
Shika:Not a good liar either,I see.
me:Sheesh...yeah right.
Then we layed down on the grass,I had my head on his chest,and looked at the sky,taking a nap.After a while,I woke up,and saw it was dawn already.I wake Shika up with a kiss,and he chuckled.
Shika:I guess we should go home,mum is probably freaking out that I didn't stay for breakfast and lunch
me:Trust me,she is fine with this.I talked to her before I woke you up.
Shika:ohh...cool...
me:well BTW*hugging him*Happy Birthday,pineapple head!*kissing his cheek**giving him the present*
Shika:*blushing*I forgot it's my birthday...Thanks.
He unwrapped it and,it was a book I made.It is called "Different battle strategies from different villages"
me:It contains quotes said by different ANBU captain,Kages,Jonins and other types of strategies from Kumogakure,Iwagakure,Kirigakure,Sunagakure,some rogue-nins....Even the Akatsuki...and...I know that one of your goals was to beat your dad in Shogi so,I thought that this would help you.I started this 5 years ago,when I started travelling here and there.Pretty helpful,huh?
Shika stared at shocked,then hugged me tightly
Shika:Arigato.This is the best gift someone could have ever gotten me.
me:hehe.I'm glad then
Shika:and BTW,while you give me another gift?
me:uh..what is it?
Shika:will you...be my girlfriend?
me:yeah!of course *giggling*
Shika:*kissing me* You know,I always thought of my future that I will marry a regular girl who isn't too ugly and not too pretty. Have two children, first a girl, then a boy. Retire after my daughter is married and my son becomes a successful ninja, and spend the rest of my life playing shōgi or Go. Then die of old age before my wife. But this won't work anymore. I have the most beautiful and strong girl that I've ever met,about the children...eh,not enough time,and retire?I think you will behead me if I even think of retiring.
me:You still have time to play Shogi and Go.But dying before me?No chance.I bet it'll be somehow vice-versa.
Shika:You troublesome woman....I love you
me:Well,I am your troublesome woman after all,right?
Shika:I couldn't have said it any better.