Deidara~Modern~

Name:Rose Chiharu

Nickname:Jinx (Ext link)

Age:15

Best friends:Naruto,Kiba,Shikamaru,Hinata

Friends:Kakashi,Neji,TenTen,Lee,Temari,Gaara,Kankuro

Likes:pranks,art,explosions,random things,sweets,having fun,dad,being hyperactive

Dislikes:mother,grandmother,bullies,fangirls,annoying people,assholes and girly girls,boring people

Extra:Always carries that cannon and is full of paintballs,used for paintball fights with her best guy friends and/or for pranking.

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*Rose's PoV*

me:YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME,SUCKERS!*insane laugh*

Oh...didn't see you there!Hi,I'm Jinx!And Right now,I'm fighting/playing paintball with Naruto,Kiba and Shikamaru.Well....not that Tsunade let's us,really,but she got used to it,so everything's fine...for now.

Now,I was running in the front school yard of Konoha High and I see 10 new guys coming,looking like 3 years older than me,and another one who seemed about my age.I was gonna greet them but...Naruto discovered me so I had to run,jump over the new-comers heads and shoot him like there's no tomorrow.

me:THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO HIT ME,LOSER!*psycho laugh*

Naruto:*whining*B-B-BUT!!!ROSE-CHAAAN!!WHAT THE HELL'TTEBAYO!YOU ARE MEAN!!

me:TOUGH LUCK,NARUTO!

I ran and jumped in a tree and climbed as high as I could and started studying the new-comers.They all looked very interesting,but one of them caught my eyes.He has long shiny blonde hair,pulled in a pony tail,beautiful stormy grey/icy blue eyes full of mischief,and what I think was the best is-he had 2 mouths on his palms.Unusual and Epic.

Me and the guys DEFINITELY have to give these guys a "Welcome in this fucked up High-school" welcoming.A 10 stars one,nonetheless...hehehe...

I jump off a branch behind Kiba and scare him,making him scream,

me:Dude,did you see the new-comers?

Kiba:Eh?Oh yeah,those guys.Yeah I did.I don't really like them...

me:How about we give them a welcoming so they will remember our names?

Kiba:*smirking*Of course!After all,the Marauders rule this school!

me:*smirk**hi5 him*Perfect.Now,we only have to inform the other 2 and we're doing this!

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Me and the other 3 skipped the Maths class-Of course,Kakashi will excuse us...after all I always give him the newest book of the Icha Icha series,after all,Jiraiya is one good friend of mine hehe.....Oh yeah.We found out that the little one-Sasuke-is in the same grade as me and the others-we are Freshmen-and the other 10 are Juniors and they have...Sex ED.with the best teacher ever.A.K.A.Ero-sensei.A.K.A....Jiraiya!!!WOOHOO!!!Gah shut up...it wasn't funny...

((Freshman-Sophomore-Junior-Senior right?I think that's how it is in America... -_-' kinda complicated actually))

The 4 of us bursted into the room,kinda surprised that all the Juniors were waiting calmly in their desks,and did our usual plan.

me:Kiba,you support me.Shikamaru,you give me the tools.Naruto,you set up the little pranks.

them:Yes,sir yes!

I did an epic jump on Kiba's shoulders and with the tools Shikamaru gave me,I managed to make the Security Camera in this classroom record everything,save it on the tape in HD quality and to give everything for Tsunade too,to enjoy our show.

Naruto got the eraser and put it between the door and the wall,and put a bucket full of ice and water above the door,a fart pillow on the teacher's chair,wet floor so he will slip,glue on the desk,permanent markers and stupid little things like that.

me:Shikamaru,prepare the patterns.Naruto,get the paint.

Them:Yes!

I did a backflip off Kiba's shoulders and hi5-ed him again.

me:*whistle*This looks so fucking good.

Shikamaru:*teasingly*Rose,you bad girl,you aren't allowed to curse in the school,you'll get detention...~

me:*laughing*All the more reasons to fucking do it!Haha!*smirk*

Naruto:Here,blue and purple,dattebayo!

Shikamaru:The patterns are glued on the walls,waiting for you to paint them,your Insanity.

me:*laughing wickedly**charging my cannon*AND THE FUN BEGINS!!

I started shooting everywhere in the class,in the random places the patterns were and after we were done,the once white walls,now were decored with blue and purple things like "Long live the Marauders" "We are the rulers of this school" "We are the best" "Heil the Marauders!" or a deer(Shikamaru),a fox(Naruto),a dog(Kiba) and a wolf(me).

We smirked at each other,complimenting our work,when I hear Naruto shout.

Naruto:Guys,Jiraiya-sensei is about to come!We gotta run!

me:*looking out the window*Let's jump!

blonde dude:*WHAT?!YOU ARE ON THE 2nd FLOOR,YEAH!!!

Surprisingly,it was that cute guy from earlier.

me:*Smirking*Dooo~n't you worry your pretty head over details like that.We are NOT the Marauders for nothing and I am NOT Rose A.K.A. Jinx for nothing and I am definitely NOT insane for nothing!I have a reputation in this school,ya know?*Wink*Watch the magic begin!

I jump off the window,making the Juniors gasp,and grabbed a branch of a tree,then sat upside-down,waiting for the 3 to jump,so I can catch them and make them grab another branch and climb off the tree.That's how we always do,since I'm very athletic and...a squirrel...well...yeah...

First was Naruto,then Kiba and lastly Shikamaru.They climbed down safely,and when I was about to get down,the branch snapped....fuck.ANOTHER CHALLANGE FOR JINX!CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

I quickly grab another branch,then another,then pushed myself hard off the tree and did a backflip,landing on my feet,earning some applause and cheerings.Like.Always.

me:Now,let's get in the principal's office!We gotta see the show in 3D on that big TV!

Naruto:HELLS YEAH!

~

The show was better than expected,especially since the new-comers joined in with some pranks too.For example,the blonde one did some explosions with clay,the red haired one had some little creepily-epic puppets who he could manipulate from a fairly big distance,the silver haired one had some weird religious/sadistic occult things with him and decorated the classroom with fake blood and everything,the black haired one had a crow with him,the blue haired one had cool shark-fangs with him,the girl could make origami monsters...I think we'll be great friends....

~~~

When we finished school,I was stopped by blondie.

me:Oh,hey again.How'd you like the show,eh?*smirk*

blondie:That was AMAZING,YEAH!!I'm Deidara,un.

me:Rose,call me that or Jinx.

Dei:cute...Anyways,umm...well...I wanted to ask you something...apart from the fact that I wanted to ask you out uh..oh...I said it too early...uh..

me:*half smile*Sure,I'd want to go out with you,explosive dude.

Dei:*grinning*Of course!Art is a BANG,YEAH!Art is the one that lasts only for a few seconds and then disappears,so you can make a much better one!Keh,to think that danna thinks real art is eternal beauty...rubbish,un!

me:I soo agree with you,heh.

Dei:*blushing faintly*That's great,yeah!

me:So?What else you wanted to ask me?

Dei:O-oh...You know,this Friday there is this thing....the...prom as you call it...and since you're a Freshman..That's of course,if you don't already have a date...yeah...

me:*looking down*I-I'd want to go with you...but I don't really know if I can...

Dei:w-why?

me:I'm not really fond of proms,balls,dresses and things like that...so I didn't really get ready...

Dei:It's fine!Me and the Akatsuki weren't getting dressed either!We hate that too,so we'll wear cool casual clothes,yeah!

me:Are you...sure?Me and the guys were thinking of putting pranks....a LOT of them...

Dei:How about we,the Akatsuki,help you too?

me:Hn....That's sounds amazing....I'M IN!

Dei:*hugging me*YEAH!!*realization in 3...2...1...**letting go of me**blushing faintly*I-I mean...that's great!I'll pick you up at 7,un.

me:Cool.See yeah.

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I dress in <Outfit> and wait for Dei to come.I got ready faster than expected,20 minutes,so now I'm enjoying a cold choco ice-cream when I heard the doorbell ring.There,stood a very good looking Deidara,with black ripped jeans,2 silver chains,a punk Tshirt and cool black leather boots and bracelets with silver studs.

Dei:You look gorgeous,yeah!

me:You too!I really like the Tshirt!

Dei:*smiling*So,shall we,Milady?

me:*giggling*Of course,my lord.

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At the prom,everyone was dressed formally and shizzle.The Akatsuki on the other hand...nope.I LIKE THEM SO MUCH ALREADY!!

me:Hey guys!Long time no see,eh?

Kisame:Oh,hey Rose~!Came for the pranks?

me:Eyup!*clapping hands together**evil smirk*This is gonna be...one HELL of a night...

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We spiked the punch,put spiders,creepy puppets,crows,voodoo dolls,origami monsters and stitched up corpses everywhere,hanging occult and shark thingies everywhere,and for the grande finale,when the King and Queen of the prom will be announced,Deidara will blow up things.Also,I made "booby traps" and from the place where water comes if it's a fire,instead of water,there's gonna be rainbow colored paint...and it'll paint everyone when the shit's gonna blow up.

It's really funny seeing drunktards after drinking lots of punch and scared little wussies...This prom is...PERFECT!!

Dei:Rose!Quick!They're gonna announce the King and Queen!

me:Fuck yeah!!Lets see who are the losers!

Tsunade:And the King and Queen of the Prom are.....

me+Dei:Things are gonna be soooo EPIC Now!!Who's it gonna be the poor couple?I feel sorry for them!

Tsunade:DEIDARA AND ROSE!

me+Deidara:WHAT?!?!?!

Tsunade:Deidara and Rose,please get on the stage to get the crowns.

me:B-b-but how?HOW?!We didn't even compete!

Dei+me:The Akatsuki/Marauders ....

We got on the stage and I gotta say,for the first time in a LONG time,I felt scared,anxious,embarrassed...I looked at Deidara,who also had a crown and we blushed,not knowing what to do.Looking at the other students,we spotted the Akatsuki and Marauders smirking at us....those evil little cockroaches...

Tsunade:Now,the King and Queen can share a kiss and a dance

me+Dei:W-what?!

Tsunade:You heard me.

me:Blow the shit up already!

Dei:Paint them already,yeah!

We both pressed the buttons at the same time,making things explode and rain with paint,while we ran outside,in the clear moonlit school yard,panting.

me:T-that was...

Dei:Embarrassing,un.

me:Agree...

Dei:I don't even know how to dance,un!

me:I don't even know how to kiss! . . . I didn't say that. . .

Dei:You...don't?

me:N-no...I've never been kissed before...

Dei: . . .

Suddenly,I felt myself being pulled in a warm hug....and I kinda froze...and blushed.

me:D-deidara.w-what are you doing?

Dei:You know...I really like you...Ever since I saw how crazy you were,when we first say each other...it was...

me:Love at first sight?

Dei:*chuckle*Now we complete each other's sentences,just like...

me:In Frozen?

Dei:*looking at me with a loving face*Yeah.Just like in Frozen.

me:That's great,eh?

Dei:*leaning in*wonderful,un.

me:*That's epic.

Closing my eyes,I slowly lean in too,and the gap between us is closed,us sharing a slow,passionate kiss,hearing the explosions of the explosive clay in the background.

me:Art really is a bang,eh?*blushing*

Dei:*smiling*Yeah.*blushing*

~~~~ 1 Year Later ~~~~

me:B-but daddy!Hell no!I don't want to go back to HER ever EVER again!You KNOW I hate her!

dad:*sigh* I know...and I'm really sorry for this,sweetheart,but...that's the law...and it's only 5 days a year,right?stroking my hair*I promise you,after this,I will take you to the best Firework Show in the world,okay?

me:*pouting*Pinkie Promise?And can Deidara come too?

dad:*smiling*Of course he can*hooking his pinky with mine*

me:You're the best,daddy!

dad:No,you see,I'm simply one Hell of a daddy*wink*

You see,since my parent are divorced,I always stay with daddy,but I have to go with that...she-devil and her mother...or well my grandmother but eh...Thing is,she hates me because I am who I am and she wants me to be...*shivers*....normal...That's why I hate her... And to think that...I always had to go in disguise at school...but no...I'm not gonna do that.I'll dress how she wants,but I'll get MY clothes and change at school.Genius Rose strikes again!

Well,forgetting about that horrible excuse of a woman,me and DeiDei are as strong as ever,going on random dates,pranking,going to detention,ya know,the usual~Or the UNusual...

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me:*knocking on HER door*Good morning,mother.

mother:Oh...you again...well,daughter,you look as horrible as ever.*taking me by the hair dragging me inside*Get undressed and I shall give you some NORMAL clothes.And a wig.And contacts.You look like a freak...

me:*rolling eyes*Tell me something new...

mother:Do NOT talk back,young lady!Also,your grandmother will come home tomorrow,so you better behave.

me:*muttering*Only 5 days...Only 5...

I go in my room,put on some crappy flats,a cream skirt,a vintage Tshirt,some earrings,necklace and bracelets,a dirty blonde wig and light brown contacts.Can someone like...kill me already?

mother:Ah,perfect!Finally,you look like a young lady should!*clapping hands*Now,go to school!

me:Yes,mother...

I went in the buss and sat near Shikamaru.The guys already know about me,cause we are friends since...forever...but I hope Deidara won't see me like this...And damn,these whispered-gossips about the "new girl" kill me!I'm not new,I''m not mysterious,HELL!I HATE THIS! At least I have big sunglasses so nobody can't recognize me...At least my tattoos are covered...for now.

Shika:It's only 5 days...

me:Yeah...and I have my gear in the locker so I fucking won't stay like this the whole day...

Shika:*smirk*smart.

me:Were you even doubting me?

Shika:Never.

me:Ah,finally,here we are~

I jumped off the buss,ran in the school,to my locker and went to the changing room to change...of course.I got my canon and the rest of the day went usual,hanging with the Akatsuki and Marauders,pranking,classes...till....I went in the school yard and I saw her...and vice-versa...and she started coming towards me like the Hurricane Katrina...I'm so fucked now..I looked left and right for help from my friends but...It's futile...

mother:Why in the heavens do you look so indecent at school,young lady?When you left from my house,you were dressed in the most beautiful outfit and now you look like a hooker!

me: . . .

Don't give up now. . . remember. . .  best Firework Show. . . IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!!!

mother:*Sigh*You are such a disgrace to our family!No wonder you lived with HIM so much time...You don't know how to be a proper lady...or a female nontheless....come on,we are going home.Your grandmother arrived sooner than expected and you have to look at least acceptable.You know how obsessed she can get sometimes...

me:*muttering*like you're one to talk...

Unfortunately,I got dragged home,having to hear all those pathetic excuses she could come with,then dress in a dress and other stupidly girlish clothes and went in the living room.I swear...we are worse than those Victorian ladies from the 19th century...

grandmother:Oh,dear,you look impeccable.You did a great job,my dear daughter.

mother:Thank you,mother.You are always the kindest.Shall I pour you some tea?

Gm:Yes dear...Oh,Earl Grey,good choice indeed.

mother:Thank you,mother.

Oh sucks...I hate tea...

me:Thank you,mother...

I had to stand up straight and drink perfectly...with gloves on...*sigh*Can this get any worse?YES IT FUCKING CAN!

That old fucking relic started to gossip and talk bad about my daddy!And even me!AND I'm RIGHT FUCKING HERE,FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

~~~

Calm down....thaaaa~t's it....think of things you like,Jinx.Yeah...pranks...Dei,your friends,daddy...

Grandmother:I am really sorry you had to deal with that kind of person,it's obvious that no matter how much you try to discipline your daughter,she still has those unlady-like behaviors and just look at her.She is obviously not fit to be from our family.I say you kick her out of the house.She isn't worth living anyways.Staying on the streets,begging or staying on the sidewalk suits her better,just like that monster fraud of a father of hers

SNAP

mother:What was that?

me:*giggling wickedly*Oh,that?Just the sound of my sanity snapping,nothing more~

grandmother:Sit down this instant,you freak!

me:*laughing insanely**throwing wig away**Getting contacts off*You know what?FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU AND THAT LITTLE SHE-DEVIL YOU CALL A DAUGHTER!YOU CALL ME AND MY DADDY MONSTERS AND FREAKS,YET YOU ARE THE MONSTERS HERE!YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF AND ROTT IN HELL,DAMMIT!!!

And with that,I stomped outside of her house,and walking,I bumped into someone.

me:Gah,Sheesh,sorry 'bout that

-?-:No proble---Rose?

me:Eh?D-deidara?

Dei:Yeah...what are you doing here?And dressed like that,un?

me:Oh...eh...*awkward laugh*Uh...you see...~It's nothing important really...hehe...Wanna come to the biggest Firework Show in the World with me?

Dei:*Smiling*Of course I do,yeah!Let's get you home first...and then you tell me what happened,okay,un?

me: . . . Yeah . . .

I told him everything on our way home,then I went in my room to change and told my dad that it won't be necessary to go back to that hag ever again,and found out that the Show is next week.

me+Dei:Sweet,yeah!

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We arrived at midnight to the show,and we got different kinds of souvenirs,little toys and other artistic stuff,and when the countdown started,we ran to each other.

5.....

Dei:Rose I...have to tell you something...yeah...

4.....

me:I...have to tell you something too!

3....

Dei+me:YOU FIRST!NO,YOU!OKAY!TOGETHER,YEAH!

2....

me+Dei:I LOVE YOU!*shocked*

1....

In our shock,we looked at each other and kissed quickly and passionate.

*show starts*

me+Dei:THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE,YEAH!!

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