Summary: after jiraiya tought Naruto toad summoning but he forbid him for using it in the match and not only he having enough of his pervert attitude

"Nice job brat." Jiriaya said after he witnessed Naruto summoning a toad.

"Great, I can't wait to use this against neji." Naruto said wanting him to pay what he did to hinata. He got smacked in the back of the head by Jiriaya. "WHAT THE HELL."

"You can't use it in the match, dumbass." Jiraiya said. Thinking this kid is a moron. Naruto blinks and stares at the sannin. Is he being serious right now?

"Are you serious?" Naruto asked, annoyed. He received a nod. "Then why the FUCK DID YOU TEACH IT TO ME THEN? WHAT THE FUCKING POINT."

"Whoa, brat watch the attitude. You said you wanted a jutsu." Jiriaiya said, not seeing the problem. "And you got one." he was ready to leave but was kicked in the ass by Naruto.

"WHAT I WANTED A FUCKING JUTSU. You stupid fucking pervert. Kami it feel like i can't get one fucking training." Naruto said, gripping his hair. "And the fucking match in two weeks. And got shit from you or any fucking sensei."

"Hey, I did train you."

"Barely, all you did was release the seal, show the contract. Push me off a FUCKIGN cliff. What if the fox decide to say fuck you and let me die." Naruto snarled. Jiriaya flinched now thinking that it was a bad idea. "And half the fuckig time I had to chase arounf the fucking villiage just to get you agree to train me."

"Well brat, you could have let me continue research-"

"Research, you call that shit research. Please you were being an old creepy pervert, who was peeping on women in a bathroom.'' Naruto said.

"You watch it brat. I'm the legend-" jiraiya said

"YOU ARE A DISGRACE. YOU ARE DISGRACING THAT DAMN TITLE. AND THE TRAINING YOU RECEIVE FROM IT. For kami sake man I had to transform into a naked lady just to get you to train me. Have you have no shame you fucking pervert."

"First of all I'm not a pervert. I'M A SUPER PERVERT." he said doing his pose. Naruto is not amused. "And shame is for the weak."

"No you have that wrong. Having no shame is for the weak. Without shame then you're nothing but weak. For kami did not hear what I said: I had to change into a naked woman to get you to train me. You, a legendary ninja, just broke after seeing one glimpse of a naked lady. You tell me you have no shame in that."

"No I don't." he said, crossing his arms.

"Ok, lemme ask you something. A beautiful woman came up to you. She was a goddess among us, asking you for something, she asked something from the hokage tower."

"What?"

"Wait. she asked would you do it in exchange for any sexual thing you can think of it. Would you do it?"

"How hot is she?" Jiraiya asked. Naruto signed and then did a transformation.

Jiriaya's nose bleeds and jaws drop. "OH HELL YEAH." Naruto undid the transformation.

"Really, you do anything she asks?" Naruto asked.

"Yes." Jiriaya said. Dumbly

"Even if it meant giving her the forbidden scroll." Naruto said.

"Yeah," Jiriaya said, not realizing what he agreed to.

"Wow, you betray your own just to fuck someone. What if I told you that the lady who seduced you was an enemy ninja." Jiraiya's eyes "not only but she orochimaru ninja. Not only did she have the scroll but she poisoned your drink and you died in the bedroom. So now tell me after hearing all of that. You still feel no shame, shame does not make you feel weak. It lets you realize what you did, was the stupidest thing ever. And plus do you not realize those women you peep and wrote in that smutty book of yours could be someone's daughter, sister, wife, or conusin. If they figure that out, who do you think they'll get pissed at. Hell, what if it was the daimyo's wife or daughter in that bathhouse? What do you think would happen if he found out what you did?" Now Jiraiya is ghost white. "Starting to realize that huh. Now you excuse me, I need to get some training in soon."

"Wait, what about me?"

"one: fuck you. Two: I have enough Perverts trying to train me.'' Then he left.

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