Naruto sat at his desk furious. Jiraiya had gone too far, he had dealt with his perverted antics for too long. This time he went too far.

"Find Jiraiya, I don't care what he is doing. Taking a shit, eating whatever, or hell if in those bath house peeping. You beat the living shit out of him and bring his ass in here." Naruto Snarled, ANBU nodded and when looking for Jiraiya. What Jiraiya did, Naruto would ever forgive him. Tsunade shook her head for what he did. Jiraiya came in not knowing the danger he was in.

"Hey gaki, what give I was doing re-" he duck as a kunai sent flying at him.

"You here, you pervert piece of shit. Here in the office you address me as lord Hokage." Naruto said adding some ki. Jiraiya was gonna laugh it off but he felt the ki. "Jiraiya, do you know what I have on my hand?" Naruto held up a book. Jiraiya looks nervous because Naruto never calls him by his name. Jiraiya looks and sees the new Icha Icha he published last week. "I see you recognize it. So I won't have to tell you." Naruto seeth.

"Now kid I know it may look bad."

"Jiraiya I read it." The toad sage was silent. "And you know what really pisses me off?" he shook his head. "THAT YOU USE OUR FUCKING HONEYMOON. TO MAKE THAT TRASH."

"Hey, my art is not-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Naruto shouted. "For time and time. I had to deal with your sick behavior. You stole my money, you neglected my training, you peeping in every bath house, getting past out drunk. But this took the whole fucking cake. YOU.USE.MY.WIFE." struggle not to kill the man he once called sensei. "You use our moment of love. For your sick amusement. Because of your damn action, Hinata can't even leave the fucking without a guy saying 'hey girl, let see them.' DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO PUT THAT MAN IN THE HOSPITAL. BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING HOKAGE. Do you have any idea how hurt Hinata was? You own goddaughter. How the fuck my father didn't kick you ass? After you did the same thing you did to him and mom I never know. Because now I want to go full kyuubi mode and beat the living hell out of you until nothing but paste. But I'll do this, as long you in this fucking village you are banned from any bath house. If you're caught peeping in any of them. Your ass is sent to both Anko and Ibiki."

"But my research"

"FUCK YOUR RESEARCH. Jiraiya almost half of the village women hate you, no I take that back all of the women hate you. They came here after hearing what happened to hinata. They all demand I put your head in the fucking platter. To be honest Jiraiya I was tempted.'' Now Jiraiya paled. "You went to fucking far. To the point I'm done defending your ass. You have weasel your fucking out of any punishment, all those beating barely did shit to you. But no more next time this happens again. You will see Anko and Ibiki. If that doesn't work then I have no choice but to banish you."

"What!"

"You left me no choice. The whole village is getting sick and tired of you perving on their women. Do not realize who are you doing it to: that could have been someone's wives, sisters, and daughters. So yes Jiraiya I will banished if you fucking peep in my village again. Now get the fuck out." Jiraiya bowed his head in shame as he left. "Oh and all icha icha are banned. You wanna write a book, write something other porn." Naruto yelled out as he went and burned every book.

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