Naruto heads to the hokage tower pissed. He just finished his final genin exam but he already hates his team and they left him tied to stomp for three days. Luckily, Iruka came looking for him and cut the ropes off. After that his sensei is so late to every meeting he starts to wonder why bother showing on time or at all. And his teammates are the worst; they have no respect for him. Sure he's the dead last but kami sake that shit over with. Naruto is trying to prove himself, trying to be a member of this team but everytime he does Sasuke gets jealous or Sakura punches him for some bullshit reason, that involves Sasuke and Kakashi did nothing to stop it hell even he scolds him. For starting trouble and Naruto is sick of it, he is a ninja for god sake he is not the same trouble maker and now be done with them. He is done being the punching bag, he is done for being the one getting the punishment. He is done and he lets the hokage know that and he doesn't care if he goes back to the adcameny.

"Naruto, what is the matter my boy." Sarutobi asked, seeing Naruto kicked open.

"I hate my fucking teammates that what the matter." Naruto said. "Kakashi is a lazy prick, Sasuke is a brooding prick, and Sakura is a screeching bitch."

"Now Naruto." Sarutobi tried to say. But Naruto cut him off, not in the mood for the dissapoint grandpa bullshit.

"Last week after the bell test they left me tied to a stomp for three whole days. I was lucky that Iruka came walking by and untied me."

"Well, maybe if yo-"

"If you're gonna say; that I should pay attention then please remember two things: the teacher who taught me and who I am to these dumbasses." Naruto said, bluntly. Sarutobi winced as he forgot that Mizuki was the one teaching Naruto and some teacher kicked Naruto for making sure the demon didn't get any education. It seems Kakashi forgot about that as well. "After that I got scolded and punched for missing those days." Naruto said. He was annoyed at the lecture given from Kakashi and the punch from Sakura. "For kami sake I can't even improve my training."

"What do you mean?" He asked, confused.

"Everytime, I remotely improve my training. Sasuke gets jealous and demands a fight. When we do Sakura and Kakshi get on my ass about it and it wasn't my fault it was the prick's. Sakura just punched me for trying to impress her and making Sasuke. I don't even like that fucking fangirl." Naruto ranted.

"But Naruto, all your friends know you like her." Sarutobi said.

"I don't know who made that bullshit up. First of all I don't have any friends, just classmates. Second of all I don't like Sakura that way all that asking around was me trying to hang out with her. Hell half of the time I even say hi to her she punches the shit out of me. Even when we're ninja she still hasn't changed. Ain't there a punishment for hitting your comrade or something."

"Yes, but the sensei has to carry out the punishment."

"Oh don't get me started on that lazy asshole. Why is it that everytime we have a fucking meeting he always show up late. I mean everyfucking time he always shows up late. Why is that?" Naruto asked, annoyed. Sarutobi shrugged but agreed even though he himself was annoyed that Kakashi showed up late when summoned. "And these lame ass excuses he gives. He thing that shit funny bet you it won't be when he find his Genin dead, throat slit, Sakura raped and all that other shit because he too late to show up. Bet it won't be funny when this village get invaded and everyone ninja, village, teammate are all dead because got lost in the FUCKING ROAD OF LIFE. Face it, just because he is an elite Jonin doesn't mean a lazy ass prick. Who is late to everything and plays favorites. Oh yeah, he's been secretly training Sasuke behind our backs. No, that's it. I'm done with that toxic ass team. I want a new one please." Naruto said. Sarutobi sat silently and thought about what Naruto told him. If what Naruto is true then maybe it is better for him to be on a better team.

"Very well, I put you on a new team." He said.

"Thank gramp, I was this close to losing it." Naruto said, leaving

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