Naruto never thought he'll be hokage but thanks to a boutch seal. He travels to the future and sees his older self as the 7th hokage. His older self told him all kinds of things: fighting a goddess, one of the founders, marrying Hinata, having kids, all that shit. So why is Naruto not happy? It because stupid shit he did in the future. Neglecting his family, sending a clone to his daughter's birthday, wasting his life saving that prick. And what the fuck this about marrying Hinata?

"Ok, question: what the fuck is wrong with me?" Young Naruto said.

"Huh?" The 7th said.

"Dude it great I accomplish my dreams but at the same time what the fuck man."

"What do you mean?" The 7th asked.

"Ok first off, why the fuck did you send a clone to your daughter birthday?" Y. Naruto asked

"I was busy, I have responsibility as Hokage Naruto." 7th said

"So was the old fucking man when he hokage. But don't you remember the time he always shows up to my and konohamaru birthday." 7th wince as he did remember that. "And no offense but that a dick move sending a clone. You could have it doing paperwork and you could have gone."

"Ok, I deserve that."

"Oh I'm not done. Why the fuck did you disqualify your son?" Naruto asked.

"He broke the rules, he cheated." 7th said.

"First of all, we're ninja dumbasses. Cheating is what we do. Second, it is not like you spend time with the kid. For fuck sake man Sasuke of all people is training our son. How does that not pissed you off? Hell, he helped him with the rasengan. Something that a Father should do." Y. Naruto said. He is somewhat thankful for that but it is not his job. Future him should have done that. "Also, if you're that upset then do it somewhere private. You did have to embarrass him in front of everyone. Don't you remember that stupid ass rule they made at our second attempt in the chunin exams." The 7th did look away as he did remember. "Look dude I understand that you're busy and all. But you gotta take a break man. Their your family, it okay to take off use those damn shadow clone fuck what anyone say. You are just seeing your family."

"Yeah, you're right I have been ignoring Hinata and the kids." The 7th said with remorse.

"Yeah, now to the whole marrying hinata. Before I begin, tell me did everyone knew about her liking me and didn't say shit." Naruto said a bit pissed.

"Yeah but in their defense we were too dense to notice."

"Ok one I'm concerned you're not pissed by this. Our so-called friend who learned that we were unloved and alone knew that there was one person that actually liked us but didn't say shit about it."

"Well-"

"No, there is no well. They knew that she liked us or that a girl actually liked us and didn't say shit. Dude, they watch us chase after a girl. Who did nothing but hit and insult us. They watch that happen over years. Not once did they grab us by the shoulders and tell us 'Naruto stop chasing Sakura, they are a girl that actually likes you.' That is all they have to do. They didn't need to say her name, just tell me that a girl likes you. How does that not pissed you off baffles me." Naruto said. Lord 7th frowned looking back at that. Why the hell wasn't he pissed at them. Like his younger self says he wasn't dense, just unloved. During the war they know his past thanks to Kurama and none have ever told him about Hinata. Why the hell didn't they say anything?

"They told me I should find out for myself." 7th said.

"Seriously, they have been hinting to your face for years and when you asked them. When ask about them that their fucking response. Dude you were trying to find out they were being a fucking dicks about it. Even friends should tell you someone likes you if they say their name or not. If they don't tell you shit or trick you like that stunt in blood prison. Then they never were our friend period." Naruto said. Lord 7th agreed. "Now for marrying Hinata. Please don't get mad. Did you marry because you love her or because you wanted to feel loved?"

Now that question hit the 7th he was about ready to answer but stopped.

"Dude, we always find her stalking weird and we know she's been doing it for years . It was creeping and we both knew it. What is it we like about her? We barely know anything about her. Yes I know you told me you lost control of kyuu...sorry kurama's chakra but let not forget we did the same with Sasuke." Naruto said. Yeah that does make sense to lord 7th. "Now for saving her from Toneri, right? Now trying to be dick but we would save anyone who was kidnapped. Whether it was hinata, hanabi, ino or anyone. Don't get me wrong it's nice we have someone but it just seems a little wrong or too fast you know what I mean."

"I do but trust me I have come to love but if you somehow found someone new then that ok also." 7th said

"Ok, now you know who next." Naruto said.

"Yeah I do, lay it on me."

"When the day does come I'm not wasting my life for that prick. I don't fucking care for his reason or what good he did. For kami sake man he tried to kill us multiple times."

"He was influenced by the curse seal." The 7th said.

"But you don't believe that, do you. I know you because I'm you. You don't believe one second that fucking had anything to do about it. Because we know who else had that fucking seal but she never went unstable and left the village. Sasuke did it because was a petty asshole who couldn't for once let someone get strong. So he left to go to the one man who killed the old man. When or if I get back the one thing I'm changing is that we're not wasting our time on Sasuke. You just told me there is a group of missing nins hunting us but I can you're more focusing on bringing Sasuke back. Yeah, on mission I will try only because it a mission but we are not making that promise."

"How can I ve hokage if I can't save one friend?"

"Because the Hokage saved everyone in this village, not outside of it. If Sasuke left then dude he was on his own. That not on you, that on the prick himself. And also tell that asshole spend some time with his fucking family as well. If he wants to train someone train his fucking daughter. He wanted to rebuild his clan after killing his brother but here he is neglecting. I bet you no one gave shit to him about it. Probably did it to you but never to him." Naruto said.

"Yeah but I'm here." 7th said.

"Yeah, you're here but where is Sasuke?" Lord 7th silent "exactly you're here you have a chance to spend time with them. But Sasuke was just running away like a coward. Next time that prick here you tell that asshole he not leaving this village for two months to spend some fucking time with that he kept bitching he gonna rebuild. Because remember we had a godfather who did the exact same shit."

Naruto was pissed when he found out Jiraiya was his godfather. He left him in this village and it pissed him off with his bullshit excuse.

Young Naruto looks like fading.

"Look like I'm heading back, look dude think about what I said become a better man for your son. Because dude we've been wanting a family for years. If us being Hokage screwing it up then maybe we never should have been Hokage." With that Naruto disappeared. Leaving lord 7th to think. Finally he left a clone to the paperwork. Before he was stopped by shikamaru.

"Where you are going you have more to do." He said.

"Give it to my Shadow clone."

"Naruto-"

"Shikamaru, you say one more word I'll you ass in I.T. with Anko then I get temari to beat the shit out of you just for hell of it. I'm the Hokage, you're the advisor. I'm also a father and for some miracle you are as well. Let me spend time with my family since I did a shitty job at it." Then shove him out the way and left.

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