Naruto's POV

   I am definitely one of the gassy types. I fart all the time. This makes me happy because I have an extreme fart fetish. I only wish someone would enjoy it with me... My rival and crush, Sasuke, however... Not so much... I never saw the Uchiha pass gas...

   Never... Once...

   I knew the Uchiha was very vengeful so... Maybe if I farted on Sasuke, he'd fart on me as well~.

   I smirked, laying in my bed. I wanted to see Sasuke fart so bad~. It made me hard just thinking about it.

   You got another thing coming for you, Sasuke~.

   The next morning, Sasuke, Sakura, and I were training in the woods when I felt a fart coming.

   Sasuke was sitting down next to a tree, taking a small break.

   Perfect~.

   I walked over to Sasuke as he looked up at me with a straight face. I giggled and turned around.

PRRP!

   I lifted my leg slightly.

PRRRRPPPT!

   I smirked back at Sasuke as he scowled up at me. Sakura was of course yelling at me but of course I couldn't care less about what she thought.

   I could see it in his eyes... The look to get me back.

   God, I hope he's gassy right now~.

   Sasuke just looked away.

"Hn... You're annoying..."

   I growled, not getting the reaction I was hoping for.

   That night I was laying in my bed falling asleep when I felt something crawl onto my bed. I sprung up, no longer being half asleep and ready to hurt my attacker if necessary.

"Hey! Just who do you think you are breaking into my home?!"

   That's when I realized it was only Sasuke.

   Wait... Sasuke?!

"S-Sasuke! What are you doing here?! You scared me!"

   He did his adorable evil giggle.

"Just shut up, dead last~"

   I noticed my window was open... That bastard came through my window!

   He seductively crawled over to me, softly pushing me down.

"Shh~ just relax~ I want to show you something~"

   He turned around and soon his rear was in my face.

"How does that look?~ look good?~"

   I looked up at it happily. Damn~ dare I say he looked better than ramen at this angle.

Pufffffffffft!

   Sasuke blew his scent onto my face as I blushed, breathing it all in.

"Mmm~ Sasuke~"

   I put my nose to his ass and sniffed.

"Oh?~ What's this?~ you like this?~"

"F-fuck yeah~ I've been dreaming about this forever~"

   Sasuke giggled.

"Idiot~ I came here to torture you, not turn you on~"

"Sasuke~ please~"

   He giggled, pushing as he sat on my face.

Ppprrrrrrrrffffffft!

   I moaned, rubbing my crotch and loving everything about this.

"What an idiot~ you're stupid~ you have a demon fox inside of you~ and now you like farts~ disgusting~ hggn!"

Ppppppprrrrrrpppt!

"Aah~ nice and wet for my stupid prankster~"

   I moaned bucking my hips. I love this so much!

   He continued to fart on me and talk dirty as I got off under him and also seeing a bit more of Sasuke than I've ever seen before.

   He spent the night, cuddling me and falling asleep in my arms.

   Sakura nearly fainted at the sight of Sasuke and I leaving my house together.

   While we were waiting for Kakashi, I whispered to Sasuke.

"Please do that again~ I loved it~"

   Sasuke smirked.

"Alright~ maybe sometime~"

"Also... Don't tell anyone about my fetish..."

"Oh please~ who is there to tell?~ it's safe with me~ I'll help you out if you ever need it~ just tell me~.

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   Word Count: 605

   I just did this all in one sitting because I felt the need to get a part out. I've had this idea for awhile so it was time to do something with it x3.