Sasuke's POV

Naruto... Usuratonkachi...

He gave Neji and I ramen with something that doesn't seem to be sitting right with me...

I didn't excuse myself from our little sleepover or whatever... I just disappeared into the bathroom...

I can't let it slip in front of them...

I quietly entered Naruto's bathroom, sitting on the floor still clenching.

It didn't sound like anyone was near me so now might be good...

I spread my legs, unclenching my asscheeks.

Fffrrrrrp!

"Hgn..."

I didn't even need to push, I had to fart so bad...

That's not even close to the end though...

I hummed, inhaling to relax...

Then exhaling from both ends...

Prrrrrrp! Prrfffft!

I moaned at the feeling of the air slipping out of my buttocks as I listened for any growth of volume from the others.

Nothing changed~.

I raised a leg to spread my anus more, feeling it exiting without any extra effort.

Prrrt! Prrrrp! Prrrfffffft!

"Ah~"

It was an amazing relief~.

However, my body was constantly making more gas.

"Mmm~ fuck, dobe... What was in that ramen?..."

Prmmmlllrrrrp!

I heard footsteps...

My eyes widened as I put my leg down and clenched again.

There was a knock...

"S-Sasuke?... Are you in there?..."

It was Neji...

"Yes... What do you want?..."

"... Can... I come in?... I can't hold it any longer..."

I blushed.

"Fine..."

Neji came in with me, locking the door behind him.

He looked at me with curiosity.

"What are you doing in here anyway?..."

"Hn..."

I looked away, blushing as Neji bent over in pain.

"Nagh!"

Poooooooffffft! Pooooorrrrmmmmlllllpt!

I blushed at Neji's humongous blast as he panted.

"Agh... Sorry..."

"..."

Neji blushed.

"I-I'm-"

"Me too..."

There was an awkward silence with a faint sound of both of our bellies rolling.

"Ramen didn't agree with you either I see..."

I looked away in embarrassment.

"Nope..."

He sat down next to me.

Prrp!

"Hngh... Sorry... I can't even move without some slipping out..."

I blushed.

"I'm the same way..."

I've been sitting still this whole time, attempting to keep my farts at bay.

Prrrfffft!

"Mmm~ Sasuke... You can fart too if you want... I don't mind..."

"Hn... I don't know... I've never farted in front of anyone before..."

"Never?!"

"Nope... I usually manage to hold them... This time was too overbearing however..."

"I see... You can let it out in front of me. It can be our little secret~"

I smirked.

"Hn~ if you say so~"

"I'm not much of a gas bag either but I did fart in front of Lee once... It was kinda embarrassing... But at least it was only him."

"Nice~"

"Wanna let it out together?~ it won't be as awkward~"

"Sure~"

I groaned, me feeling bloated again as I bit my lip.

"This might be a big one..."

"Go ahead~"

I unclenched again, my gas immediately rushing towards my exit.

PPPPPRRRRrrrrrrrfffffppppt!

"Aaah~ that felt nice~"

"Nice one, Uchiha~"

I giggled.

"Fuck you, Hyuga~"

"Hey now~ don't make me release in your mouth~ I'll do it~"

"Hmm~ fine~"

He giggled.

Poooorrfft!

We both giggled, me mirroring how he was sitting so my legs were over his and our faces were a few inches apart.

Prrrrpppt! Pppoooorrrrrffffft!

"Mmm~ Sasuke~ I felt the vibrations on my ass~"

"Good~"

Neji inhaled the smell that came up from my rump and in between our bodies.

"Wow, Sasuke~ you smell so gross~ let me accompany you~"

I giggled.

Prrrffft! Prrp! Peeeeerrrrmmllp!

"Aah~"

"Feel good, Nej?~"

"Yes~ oh~ it felt wonderful~"

"You stink too~ but it smells kinda good in a way~ don't you think?~"

"Mmm~ yes~ it's getting kinda sexy~"

We were both getting a bit of a flirty vibe from one another, us soon hearing pounding on the door...

"Guys?! What's going on in there?! Are you both in there?! Hurry up!"

I grumbled.

"Dobe... Why does he have to ruin everything?..."

"It's not ruined~ fuck him~"

"Hmp..."

"Hey, Sasuke~ wanna give a punishment?~"

"Hmm?"

I cocked my head to the side really confused of what he meant by this.

He chuckled darkly.

"Let's fart on him for giving us such horrible gas~"

I smirked at Neji, a little turned on by how deep this was going~. It was just so nasty and evil~.

"Oh?~ boner, Sasuke?~"

I blushed, realizing I was fully hard at this point.

"Shut up... The way your saying these things is arousing me, okay?~"

"You like that?~ hmm?~"

"I like the way you think~"

We giggled as he stood up.

"Let's go~ this amount of gas is beginning to hurt again..."

"Alright~"

   We left the bathroom and walked to Naruto's bedroom.

   When we entered, I smirked at him.

"Naruto~"

   He snapped at us.

"It's about time! What were you two doing in there?!"

   We jumped on him as he gave a yelp.

"Just shut it, idiot~"

   He growled at me.

"Hey! What's this about?!"

   We giggled at his confusion.

"Nej~ wanna go first?~"

"Glady~"

   Naruto struggled and yelled as Neji went to sit on his face.

"What?! Go first for what?! What are you- mph!"

   Neji rubbed his ass on Naruto's face to make sure his nose was stuffed in his crack.

POOOORRRPPPfffft!

"Yes!~ mmm~ aaah~"

   Naruto tried to push Neji off but he fought back...

   With more gas~.

Prrfft!

"Stay down..."

Pufffffffft! Prmmmlllppt!

   I rubbed Neji's belly as he chuckled.

Prrft! Prrrrrrffft! Prrmmmp! Pooorrfffft!

"Aaaah~ Sasuke~ your turn?~"

"Yes~ please~ I need to let it out~"

   We traded spots so Naruto's face was now under my ass.

"Hn~"

PRRRRT! PRRT! PRT! PRRRRRRRRRT!

"Ah~ take a whiff of that, dobe~"

   He whined, Neji sniffing my ass as well.

"Damn~ that one was ripe, Sasuke~ poor Naruto~"

"Hehehe~ he's the one that gave us gas in the first place~ now he must endure what he created~"

Prrrpppt! BrrrrRRRRRMMMP!

"Mmm~ any more like that and I'll shit my pants~"

   I giggled, lifting up a bit.

"You wouldn't want that, would you, Naruto?~"

"N-no..."

"Good~ then you better not tell anyone about this or we'll shit on your face~ got it?~"

"Yes..."

"Good~ now I'm going to take a shit and then we'll do some more nasty things~ alright?~"

   Neji smirked.

"Couldn't agree more~"

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   Word Count: 1044

   Longest one yet! I'm really proud of this one!

   Sorry about the picture... There was some... Stuff I had to crop out (∩´﹏'∩).  (N@®u+0$ $€×¥ b@®€ @$$ (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄))

   I want to make manga comics of these and put them in here but I don't know if Wattpad would like that or not (∩´﹏'∩).