Naruto's POV

   I was having a sleepover with Kiba and my boyfriend was also with us.

   Sasuke and I always had this thing for farting... I would always get insanely gassy and he... Really enjoyed me like that... When he farts though... It's the worst smell I've ever smelled... They sounded small... But it was a huge difference when it got to you!

   We sometimes have little fart contests for fun but we can never pick a winner because there's no judge...

   This is where Kiba comes in~.

   As soon as I felt something, I got up from the couch Sasuke was also on and walked over to Kiba on the other one.

"Hey... Uh... Kiba... Would you mind being the judge of something?"

"Hmm?"

"Sasuke and I... Are trying to settle who has the worst farts!"

"W-what?!"

"You're going to be the judge!"

"No! No way! My nose couldn't take that again!"

"That's the point! You have a sensitive nose! You'd be perfect!"

"Naruto... Please no..."

"Please yes! We need to settle this!"

"Ugh... Fine... What do you want me to do?..."

   Sasuke made his way over, smirking at me. I smiled.

"How about sound, length and smell?"

   Sasuke giggled.

"Sounds good~"

   Kiba looked down.

"Fine..."

   I smirked as Sasuke nodded for me to go first.

   It didn't take much of a push for me to unleash one.

PRRRPPPPPPT!

   I sighed as Kiba held his nose before the smell came to him.

   Sasuke and I smirked at each other as he followed my lead.

Prrrp! Prp! Poooooot!

   Sasuke smiled, blushing as I giggled.

"That was nothing!"

"Hn~ it still felt nice~"

"I think Naruto won this one..."

   Kiba stated this, sounding like a squid from holding his nose.

"Ha!"

"Shut it... We aren't done yet... Length is next..."

"Easy"

"Hn~"

   Sasuke smirked, rolling his eyes.

   I tried to push out as much as I could.

PRRRPPPPPT!

   Sasuke smirked.

"You dummy~ you pushed way too hard to try to get a good length~"

   I growled.

"Oh yeah?! I'd like to see you try..."

"I'll gladly show you~ even though I thought you'd know this by now~"

   I scoffed, him soon letting go.

Peeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffppppppt!
   I gawked as he finished after fifteen seconds of gas.

"D-damn, Sasuke!"

"Told you~ slow and painful~"

"That hurt you?!"

   He giggled.

"Nah~ just an expression~"

   Kiba agreed Sasuke was better in that category.

   I growled.

"You're going to need to smell the next ones, Kiba..."

   Kiba sighed, done with our shit already.

   I turned around him putting his face close to my rump, waiting to be ripped on.

PPPPPPRRRRRRRFFT!

   Kiba coughed, turning away and fanning his nose.

"Oh my God, Naruto! That's terrible!"

Sounds good~

   I smirked, switching with Sasuke.

Prrrrrrrrrfft!

   Kiba inhaled Sasuke's winds.

   He didn't say anything...

   We soon realized...

   He passed out...

   Sasuke snickered.

"Guess I win~"

"No! I just got him warmed up for you!"

"Oh please~ you had no shot in hell~"

   I growled.

"Rematch sometime..."

"Hn~ fine~"

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   Word Count: 513

   WooOOW! One that's actually a good length for once x3.