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(Y/n)'s POV

Yet again was one of those nights that I didn't listen to anyone and nobody and just did what I wanted to do. So instead of staying home and sleeping I was out drinking and getting in trouble.

So there I was, walking lazily in the moonlight, enjoying the silence and peace when I bumped into a window. It was just an ordinary glass, all that windowish stuff with some dirt in the corners, but it was wide open. Whose house is this? I tried to remember, but the map in my head was blurry at the moment. I should remember, but who cares remembering? Better just go in and see by myself.

So I climbed through the window, despite my age, which I had forgotten. The house was dark and bigger than I thought. And after walking five minutes on the empty, dark corridors I was completely lost. The funny idea of climbing through a window has lost all of its attraction by now, and had turned to nightmare. Getting punished or even killed by the owner had a big chance of happening by now. Better just find that window again and get out of here.

But where did I come in?

Well, climbing through a window for nothing proves that I was drunk enough, but now I also started feeling dizzy and sleepy and not really sure about what to do. Maybe I should just hide somewhere, wait till I sober and sneak out before anyone finds me. That's a great idea!

I searched a little around me spotting a door at my right. It was left open so I entered easily. And behind the door were a dark room with a bed, a table, some shelves with creepy snake stuff and no one at all. It was an empty room. Awesome! Now I should hide. Maybe under the bed or behind the-

Before I could finish my thoughts, the lights were switched on and a cold hand grabbed my throat.

-"You have exactly three seconds to explain yourself before I get you tortured and exterminated for sneaking into my room." a voice hissed from behind me.

-"Shit..."

-"That's not quite the answer I'm waiting for."

-"Let me go, that hurts!"

I tried to get away, but he held my neck tighter making it harder to breath. However, the voice was also familiar, but I couldn't remember from where.

-"Anyway, who are you?"

-"You don't know who am I, and still you managed to get in here?" the man said sounding surprised.
-"You must be insane or drunk or just simply extremely idiotic."

He was simply amused by my stupidity, making me a little angry. How could I be such a dumbass? Now I'm getting choked by someone with a strangely familiar and totally creepy voice. Wait a moment!

-" You're... you're..." I tried to say but suddenly he let go of me making me fall onto my knees, gasping for air.
-"Orochimaru!"

-"Just as you say." he said watching me with his cold snake-eyes as I sat on the floor and stared at him shocked.
-"Now can I finally hear your explanation or should I ask Kabuto to cut it out from you?"

-"Sorry, Sir, you were right. I'm drunk. And I didn't want to..."

-"Drunk, I see." he said with an amused laugh.

He's laughing, and one won't laugh if he intends to kill someone right? Well, we're talking about Orochimaru, so he will definitely smile or laugh in every situation. And I'm too drunk to fight or even try to escape.

Just then I felt the room revolving around me making me lie down. He will kill me anyway, so why not to spend my last moments in a little more comfortable state? I dragged myself to the bed and fall into it. I was way too drunk.

-"Can I stay here a little while before you kill me? I feel dizzy."

-"You still didn't tell me how you got here." Orochimaru said as he watched me amused.

-"I found a window. It was open, so I just climbed in... It seemed funny earlier."

-"You are such a child."

-"I'm not a child, I'm already eighteen, or twenty-five. No, wait, that's too old... Or sixteen... No... I can't remember..."

-"What should I do with you?" said as he sat on the bed next to me and grabbed my chin making me face him.
-"I remember you. At least I can be sure you aren't a spy."

He remembered me from around the village most likely. That's a good sign and a better sign is that he didn't kill me yet.

-"You know I wanted to sleep here tonight." he said staring at me with his lizard eyes thoughtfully.

-"Sorry, but I can't get out of bed even if you kill me."

-"I see. Then we have no other choice. We will sleep together."

After that he lied down comfortably as I went nearer to the wall. This can't be happening. That's way too creepy, scary and funny to be real! This must be some kind of genjutsu making me hallucinate the weirdest things. And talking about weird, he looked much less frightening when he was lying by my side with his hair falling over his face. He looked almost kind, almost sexy and almost human.

-"You smell good, Orochimaru." I said without thinking.

-"You must be very drunk. Do you realize that you sneaked into my room, asked me to let you in my bed and now you're telling quite ambiguous things?" he said with an amused laugh.

-"I didn't mean-"

-"Maybe you should just sleep instead of talking." he said interrupting me.

-"As if I would dare to fall asleep next to you."

-"At least give it a try. I won't eat you in your dream... Maybe."

-"Joking, are you? It's a nasty thing, you know, scaring me."

-"What a pity I'm not kind and lovely, isn't it? Now go to sleep, that's an order."

After that I shut my mouth and closed my eyes, in an attempt not to think about the fact that I was sharing a bed with Orochimaru. I was literally just inches away from him, almost touching, and even now I can't be sure what he will do with me. I closed my eyes, but only just to open them up again in every third second to check whether everything is okay. I wanted to be sure nothing suspicious was going to happen. After a little my eyes stayed on Orochimaru's face. He looked definitely less horrible from this near. The purple markings on his closed eyes were still freaky, but it wasn't so bad. I could even say he was quite handsome, at least for anyone who likes snakes.

-"I feel you staring at me all the time." he suddenly said breaking the silence.

I tried to reason myself, but I couldn't find any excuses. He finally opened his eyes and I felt as if he was gazing right into my brain.

-"Have you ever been told that watching sleeping people is creepy?"

-"You aren't sleeping yet! Anyway, how can you talk about creepy? You're the creepiest thing around here."

-"I can assure you, I'm really proud of this. But that has nothing to do with you staring at me all night. Or am I wrong?"

I couldn't find an answer to that, so I only tried to hide my face in my pillow to hide my embarrassment. However, the ovky thing I managed to achieve was that now I was more near to him. I could even feel the heat of his breath on my cheek.

-" It's nothing."I you mumbled blushing.
-" I'm drunk and you're creepy and I don't know if you will kill me or laugh at me or anything. As long as I can't see your hands you can even do some ninjutsu."

-"You are overthinking everything, aren't you?" he said and after this I felt him curving his arms around me and placing his palms on my back and waist.
-"Now you can feel if I try to form any seals. Okay?"

After that he pulled me closer, leaning my body to his. Oh my God! Orochimaru is hugging me. Him. Hugging. Me. That must be the end of the world. But even so it felt just so freaking good.

-"Okay." I said stuttering and carefully hugging him back.

This just can't be happening. I am feeling too good suddenly, because of his hands being around me. What if...

-"You're using some genjutsu to make me feel this awesome, aren't you?"

-"I am not. But I'm really glad to hear you feel awesome." he answered smirking.

-"I am just making a fool of myself..."

-"Yes, you are. But never mind, bullshit looks good on you."

-"And you're making fun of me!" I said pouting.

-"Yes again. And you have no idea, how much I enjoy it."

When he said that I ran out of words. Instead of trying to tell anything else stupid I just cuddled up to him, snuggling as close as I could. His body felt hard, muscular and much warmer than I would have waited from the master of snakes. I could feel his arms enveloping me as his breath got faster than before. The whole situation felt like it came out of fairy tale. Just having him lying by my side, feeling his every movement, every heartbeat, it was all too much.

-"Orochimaru?"

-"Yes?" he answered with his voice sounding deeper.

-"I was just wondering... how you can make a French kiss with that tongue."

-"Well..." he started as his hand slid from my back to my neck.
-"This way."

He closed the gap between my lips and kissed me slowly, gently first and wildly at the end making me feel dizzy. This was the most exciting, and in every way the best French kiss I have ever had. So passionate, so perfect.

-"So, was this enough answer for you?" he asked me after we parted.

-"That was just...You're one hell of a kisser."

-"What do you think about testing my abilities even further?" he asked with a small blush on his pale face.

-"Could I say no?" I asked playfully.

-"No." he said smirking as he grabbed my wrist and pinned my arms above my head.

-"If you protest too much, I'll summon some snakes to hold you down."

-"You won!" I said smiling as I wrapped my legs around his waist.
-"I'm totally snaked."

-"I am not sure that's an actual word,but if you want snakes, I have one to show you."

After that I raised my head to another French kiss. Maybe I should get more often drunk.

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The end.