Who is meeting who: Itachi meeting Asuka_Uchiha at the bridge (where team 7 trains)

Sasashia: Asu!!!!! Get Itachi AWAY FROM ME!!!! *yells at Asuka*

Sasuke: *hits Itachi's head*

Itachi: Ow....Sasuke!!! *chases Sasuke*

Asuka: Sorry I was looking at the sun!! *walks over to Sasashia*

Sasashia: yeah. Asuka looks at the sun, and over here we have Sasashia almost getting raped by her OLDER BROTHER...AGAIN!! *Yells at Asu*

Asuka: sorry....

Sasashia: you know how Itachi ABUSED and RAPED me... and you still let him to be around me?!

Asuka: yet again.... sorry

Naruto: hey ladies *sneaks up behind Sasashia*

Sasashia: Ahhh *gets into defense mode and punches Naruto's face* NARUTO I'M SORRY!!!!

Naruto: ehhhh *wabbles on his feet* I'm fine...*passes out*

Itachi: HEY GUYS!!!

Sasashia: *tenses up* hey Itachi....

Asuka: Hiiiii ITACHI!!!!! *Hugs Itachi*

Sasashia: *to scared to move*

Itachi: *lets go of Asuka and hugs Sasashia* you're so cute when your scared!

Asuka: Uhhhh Itachi, I wouldn't do that....

Itachi: Why no- *gets cut off by Menma*

Menma: DON'T TOUCH MY UKE!!!! *Pounces on Itachi*

Sasashia: AHHH MENMA-KUN!!!! *Fangirls* (WARNING!!!: RARE SIGHT)

Menma: *winks* I'm here to save you *gets off of Itachi*

Asuka: YAOI!!!!!!

All the girls (even the readers): DID SOMEONE SAY YAOI!!!!!?????

Asuka: *grabs Itachi and kisses him*

Sasashia: Yay!!! Uchihacest! I wanna join!!! *kisses Sasuke*

Sasuke: *kisses back*

Menma: O_O

Sakura: *Starts singing I Don't Like Your Girlfriend to Sasuke*

Sasashia: *wacks Sakura's head*

Sakura: *passes out*

Asuka & Itachi: *continues to kiss*

Sasashia & Sasuke: *continues to kiss*