Harry and Niall are in the kitchen.

Niall is a small muffin, Harry is slightly taller.

Niall: *struggling to retrieve items from top shelf*

Harry: Do you need me to get it for you?

Niall: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!

Harry: *laughs*...okay then

Niall: (Moments later...): *defeated sigh* help meeee