Honey x Reader: You Don't Own Me
"Can I go to the bathroom?" You asked the drag queen as he was making his rounds.
"What are you gonna do there?" He asks.
"Slay a god damn dragon, bitch what else!?" You exclaimed.
-----Time Skip-----
"You're pretty...honest." Trois said, carefully taking off a bandaid from your nose.
You rolled your eyes, "Yeah I get it. I have a rude mouth. I'll try and keep it under control."
He continued to take your bandaids off of you.
Do you know what sucks about having a sassy drag queen and sarcastic rebel with each other? The constant drama. On top of that, ones a guard and the others an inmate. Truly fantastic.
Honey walked over, holding a warm, wet towel he had gotten from the washroom. "Here, this should help with your headache."
You groaned, laying back on your bed.
Yeah...getting Kiji's famous bitch slap is not fun.
You felt the wet and warm cloth get placed on your forehead.
"Thank you Honey bear." You mumbled.
"No problem." He replied, paying no attention to the ridiculous nickname.
The three of you just continued to do your own thing.
Honey watching tv, Trois reading, you're napping.
Yeah just a regular day for you three.
Honey making a dumb comment, Trois replying with harsh truth, Honey getting pissed off, Trois being "innocent", them arguing, you yelling at them for waking you up, them getting scared.
Yeah....a normal day.
As things seemed to have cooled down, you plopped back down on the bed.
"Hey...Honey bear?" You called for him.
"What is it?" He looks over his shoulder at you.
Rolling onto your tummy, you stared at him boredly, "What's so great about Ninja Kamekaze?"
Immediately, he stands up and points a finger at you, "Ninja Kamekaze is hands down, the most successful movie Japan has produced! He did all his own stunt scenes, they didn't even hire a stunt man! The story line is truly beautiful and has the most epic scenes that you won't see anywhere else!"
You just blinked boredly.
"Okay. Thanks for letting me know." You rolled over, facing the wall.
He hummed, "Hm? Why did you ask if you weren't interested?"
"I dunno. Just wanted to know how much you worship the ninja."
"He probably has a shine to him." Trois commented, earning a snicker from you.
For once, Honey ignored Trois.
His attention was on you.
He's known you for while. Why can't he figure you out?
"What are you staring at?" You sat up, looking at him.
He shrugged, "I don't know. A potato."
"Bitch I ain't a mirror."
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