Warning! Short! Also don't be triggered by the title. I'm quite tubby myself....this is just something funny I saw so ye

You and your boys are in the mess hall, relaxing a bit after eating a shit ton of food. It was an all you can eat baffè, and it had ALL your guys favourite foods. Jyugo even ate a lot, since Rock promised him he would help him find his favourite food.

I did not spell Baffè right, did I? Lol

The five of you had bellies now. You know how in anime they show a character who has eaten a lot with a large belly? But then it's gone in like a second? Yeah, it's that.

You stand up on the table, getting everyone's attention.

All eyes were on you.

"What are we!?" You shout.

"Fat!" Your boys shout.

"What are we gonna do!?"

"Eat healthy and start a diet!"

"When?!"

"Monday!"

"Today's Monday..."

"Next Monday!"

"Shit the hell up you little shits!" Hajime shouts annoyed.

Inspired by a Facebook post I saw like five years ago XD

Also the next chapter, Guards x Reader: Girl Problems
Kazari, Momoko and (Y/n) are on there periods and Okina, Mitsuru and Kiji don't know what to do