So I was reading one of my old Hajime one shots and the Egg Omelette of Happiness one is by far, my favorite.

I originally didn't plan on making a 2nd part but I just had to make one where the reader meets the inmates.

Tbh that first part is in my very first book and was uploaded like almost a year ago, on my birthday. Cool enjoy

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"I wonder if I should bring him his lunch?" You wondered out loud.

It's about 11 am and while thinking about what to eat, joining your husband for lunch popped into your mind.

"Things went smoothly last time. Maybe it'll be the same today." You moved around, getting pots, pans, and of course, the food.

"Alright, let's do this." You rolled up your sleeves, getting all fired up.

---Time Skip---

"I am so lost." You stood stiffly in the halls of...maybe building 7?

You somehow got yourself lost. Again.

You gripped the bag of your homemade bento's and got back to walking.

"I think I saw the train station this way." You then turned around to walk in the opposite direction.

"Or was it this way?"

"Hey!"

"Oops. Sorry! Didn't know that was the little boys room!"

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"Also nice penis by the way. It's so small and cute."

---Time Skip---

"I've made it." You smiled, looking up at the big '13' painted on the wall in the main hall.

"Ah! Hotty alert!" A sudden voice yelled.

Before you could even see who it came from, a flash zoomed towards you and almost made you fall over.

"Hey there. You're by far the cutest girl I've ever seen." He grins, hearts in his eyes.

"Uhhhhh." You sweat drop.

"Uno, why are you taking so-" A boy with different coloured eyes comes to a stop.

Two others come from behind him. One looking like a hawt wrestler and one innocent looking bean.

"Who's she!?" The three shouted, hearts in their eyes.

---Elsewhere---

Seitarou sweat dropped at the screen.

The door slammed open and he jumped.

"Is it the usual four?" Hajime steps into the room.

Seitarou nods, "Yes. They shouldn't be too much trouble to catch. They're all distracted it seems."

Hajime furrows his eyes brows in confusion, "What the hell does that even me-?"

He finally notices the screen and pops a vein.

Those four brats are all over his (Y/n).

"I'll be back." He grumbles. Slamming the door shut so hard, it almost made Seitarou scream.

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The boy who you learned is called Uno, clasps your hands tighter and brings you closer.

"Hey so if you're free this-"

BAM

"Don't you DARE finish that sentence!" Hajime had slammed his head down onto the floor.

You flinched back. "Uh...is he gonna be okay?"

"I sure hope not." You heard him grumble.

"What's your deal Hajime?" Jyugo steps forward.

"Stop it Hajime. You're gonna scare the pretty young lady." Nice steps in.

"Just because you can't land a date doesn't mean we can't." Rock brings you closer to him.

Hajime glares at Rocks right hand. "Remove your hand from my wife. Now."

The- conscious -inmates stutter.

"W-w-w-w-w-wife!?"

---Time Skip---

You all sat in building 13's office.

"Did you land her at a low point in her life?" Nico blinks.

"How much are you paying her?" Uno asks.

"You're lying." Jyugo says.

"If you ever need a new husband, I am happily available." Rock holds your hands.

Hajime pops a few tick marks, "No, she's always been happy and carefree. I'm not paying her, but sometimes I feel like I gotta pay her to do her damn chores. I'm not lying, she is my wife. And GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE!"

You gripped Hajime's arm before he could hurt the inmates again. "Don't hurt them. If you do I'm giving this Omelette to the warden!"

He stops, "You brought me an Omelette?"

You nod with a smile. "Yeah. Here." You pull out the bento. "Eat it while it's warm."

Hajime calms down for once and eats the lunch you made.

"She's an angel." The four inmates thought, hearts in their eyes.

Too bad Hajime has already claimed your heart.