~The Inmates are stupid/The Guards are kind of stupid, too! Jesiri's Big Meet~
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No One's POV 

"I put you in charge of building 13 for one reason, I have great regard for your ability." 

The Warden's statement was heard by everyone, including Suna, Samon and Jesiri, who was in her office. 

"Among your current awards are four, now five, diabolical escape artists, who've broken out of every prison they've been sent to, no jail has held them yet." 

'With the exception of the Coma that is.' 

She then looks to said females, knowing that the Coma sisters were both in the room, but Suna caught on with a sigh. 

"Number 11, Number 25, Number 69, Number 15 and now Number 13, but I find it hard to believe those four have yet to escape once." 

Samon and Suna smirk at this, as Hajime stays quiet. 

"So, I'll ask you again..." 

She lifts her head to face Hajime head on. 

"Did you have any problems in Building 13 while I was gone?"

Suna studies Hajime very closely. 

"No, everything there has been quiet."

Suna sweat drops from that lie. 

'I find that hard to believe, I read their files across the sea..' 

"Hey Hajime!" 

Samon gathering four different gazes. 

"You better be telling the truth, cause if I find out you're lying..." 

He was cut off by a choke hold from Hajime, while Suna wears a blank expression. 

"Who are you calling a liar, unless you want to retire early, you should watch your mouth monkey." 

Suna sighs at this poor display and turns go face the Warden, who's also wearing a blank expression. 

"Warden.." 

She looked towards Suna, scratch that, they all looked towards Suna. 

"I'll review the footage from three days ago to now, if I find anything worth discussing I'll come to you."

Hajime sweat drops, as the Warden nods in acceptance. 

Hajime regained his composure and stood at attention. 

"If you wish I can bring you their files later, that includes inmate 1313."

The Warden thinks, as she sees Suna nod from the corner of her eye, and places her hands softly on the desk. 

"Very well, you are dismissed, take Inmate 1313 with you."

He nods, as Suna told her sister to go with him, as well as behave. 

"Very well, thank you." 

He grabs the chains of Jesiri's restrictions and pulls her along. 

But then suddenly stops. 

"One thing." 

He gathers all three of their attentions. 

"You described these Inmates as diabolical..." 

He turned and gave an evil look. 

"But if you ask me, they're a bunch of punks, miss Hyakushiki."

Suna's mouth was open, as she smiled at the Warden's sudden heart increase. 

Salon growls as Hajime walks out of the room. 

"That's Warden Hyakushiki to you, you disrespectful--!"

The Warden sighs as she turns around in her chair. 

"Relax, he's always like this." 

Samon turns to see the Warden and Suna shaking, Suna's trying to suppress a laugh by the way. 

'The Warden and Suna, they're literally shaking with rage.' 

Samon backs away a little, as Suna turned around to face darkness. 

"Supervisor Officer of Building 13, Hajime Sugoroku."

With that her heart beat speeds up. 

'♥Haaaa! He's so cool, and he said my last name!! He called me 'miss'!!♥' 

She fantasizes to herself in her fangirl voice, whereas Hajime is running, dragging Jesiri along like a ragdoll. 

"H-hey!! Slow down, will ya?!"

"That was a close one!! When she called me in I thought she found out about the break out, for sure!! I almost lost my poker face!!"

'Whaaaa?!' 

Jesiri tilts her head, as The Warden was still fangirling. 

'♥That was the longest conversation we ever had!! Maybe next time he'll call me by my first name like Su. Haaa~♥'

Hajime makes it to his building, with Jesiri, and can't help but wonder what those four would do to the sister of the only female guard. 

He shook it off and approached Cell 13.

He stops in front of the cell and turns to the girl in restricted poisoned metal. 

"You."

He then points to where she currently stands. 

"Stay right here."

She just shrugs her shoulders. 

"Whatever you say mister~."

Hajime just nods and turns his attention to the cell. 

Jesiri's POV 

'Wow. This guy is a load of touch. He's need a *beep* chill pill once in awhile, geez.' 

You see~ my thoughts and words are a bit less innocent, hehe. But honestly can you really blame me, cause now I have something to tease about with mister prison guard~, ehehehe. 

"Cell 13 wake up, roll call!" 

He demands, which caught my attention to look his way. 

"Number 69.." 

I sneakily looked over to see a guy who looked like he got out of bed wave in acknowledgement. 

"Yeah..." 

"You got bed head." 

I playfully wince at that comment. 

'Ouch, gotta hurt.' 

"Number 25!" 

A guy with green hair stands up, sleep laughing? 

"What're you laughing at?" 

I gave him a raised eyebrow in wonder. 

"Number 11!" 

A guy with a *beep* tons of sleepwear make-up appears, and I literally had to hold my laugh in as he just does a walk by. 

"Yeah, I'm here.." 

"That's too much product." 

I roll my eyes at that statement. 

"There's nothing wrong with to much skin makeup." 

He makes a tch sound and completely ignores me, making me stick my tongue out. 

"Number 15.." 

It's quiet, which peaked my interest. 

"Hey 15?" 

He grabs hold of the cell bar and looks in. 

"Damn it 15!!!" 

He hastily opens the door and throws me in like a dog, but my instincts kick in and I do a special rebound landing on my feet, after all I am a Cat-Vixen, and the cat side always lands on their feet. 

"I'll be back!!!" 

I heard the cell door slam as well as his hurried footsteps run off down the hall.

"Whoa there pretty lady, how'd you do that?" 

I look over to see the three boys from earlier staring at me. 

"Yeah, and why are you wearing a muzzle? You remind me of a ghoul."

I blinked from that. 

"You mean from Tokyo Ghoul?"

He looks at me wide-eyed before smiling. 

"Yes!! You like anime?!"

I turned my head away slightly but kept eye contact with him and nodded, making him bright up like a Christmas tree. 

"That's like all kinds of Anime awesome!!"

I smiled at his enthusiasm as the cosmetic boy approached me. 

"So what's a pretty little vixen like you doing in a place like this?"

I just shrugged my shoulders in response. 

"The usual, illegal gambling, stealing, *beep*ing off authority, escaping, burning things with my hand--"

"Whoa you can burn things with your hands?!" 

I turned to the sleepy one and nodded as he held an expression of awe, along with the anime lover. 

"How does that work?"

I groaned before letting out a sigh. 

"Well, I really suck at explaining things..."

The three for some reason grinned in sync. 

"Don't worry so do we."

That caught me by surprise as I hummed. 

"Alright then.." 

I held my arms straight out for them to see. 

"You guys see these gauntlets?" 

They nodded in unison. 

"These are what keeps me from using my hands, whether it's from burning things or people, or for using one litter bottles for it..." 

I saw them shudder, which intrigued me and caused my head to tilt right a little. 

"You're the murderer they caught yesterday?!?!?!"

I nodded with my head straight up, as they grew blue streaks. 

"But to be fair, it's my sister who caught me, petty humans can't catch me like she can."

They all blink in what looked like curiosity as I watch the Anime Lover and the Sleepy One lean forward a little

"You have a sister? Is she a cop?"

"And is that tail, real??" 

I thought through my head for a moment. 

"Well she is a guard here at Nanba, and thanks to the Warden I can see her whenever I want, but I still want to piss off people once in awhile, can't go rusty, and yes the tail is real as real can get, so are the ears, I am a crosser after all."

"Mind telling what a crosser is, sweet thing.~"

I try to think of a decent explanation before turning back to Cosmetic Boy. 

"Well, crossers are practically mix-breeds in the Coma family, we are natural born foxes with the appearances of our spirit animals that resemble our powers over the elements..." 

They looked at me as if I'd say more. 

"Mines fire and magma, feisty, dangerous and unpredictable..."

"So, you're like an untamed cat-fox, or a cat-vixen?" 

I nodded to the green hair boy, not catching the cosmetic boy's eyes widened at the word vixen. 

I nodded. 

"Yes, but I can't really do anything fun with these gauntlets, but I can still have fun so I don't go rusty."

They nod in understanding, as the door opened and that gorilla threw in a boy who landed on me?!?!

"Hey! Get the *beep* off me, you son of a *beep*!"

I finally managed to shoved him off me and gave him a death glare and snarl, not knowing of him staring at me with wide blinking eyes. 

"It's lunchtime you five let's get going, and I called your sister 13."

I turned to him and gave him a playful smile. 

"Thanks Haji!~" 

He grew tick marks around his head as I just smirked.

'Perfect candidate for *beep*ing off hehe.' 

<Time skip to the lunch room>

"So good! Ou masugiru!" 

The sleepy cellmate, I know as Rock now, was excitingly eating his food, can't say I blame him, it actually looks pretty decent. 

"Hey we didn't meet properly.." 

I looked from Rock towards the boy with dual eyes, that I was oddly infatuated in, as he props his elbow up onto the table and leans his head on it. 

"I'm Jyugo, I'm a master lock picker."

He gave a confident smirk, as I returned it with mischief behind it. 

"The names Jesiri, and I'm a master at serial killing.~"

He grew blue streaks and looked at his friend, only to have his eyes widened at the confirmation and looked at me with slight fear. 

"Y-you're..." 

I nodded with a smile, as his eyes shot out of his head, in my perspective anyway. 

"But you're a chick!!"

I raised a brow with a blank expression. 

"What does me being, a girl, have anything to do with it?"

He was about to say something until Rock's joyful humming cuts him off. 

"Siri, you've got to try this Rice!!"

I smiled at him with a playful raised brow, as Jyugo gave a smile as well. 

"Didn't know you had a thing for white rice." 

Rock gave a toothy grin in response to Jyugo, as I gave Rock a closed eye smile. 

"I would love to Rock, but I can't eat with these restraints.."

"Then how are you going to eat??" 

I looked to Jyugo and sigh. 

"Hajime said my sister should be here." 

I looked around the room for any sign of my primate older sister. 

"What does she look like? Maybe we can help?" 

Rock nodded in agreement to Jyugo's words. 

"Yeah! You are our new Cellmate!" 

"Well for starters she looks just like me, I am her younger sister, and we are the same height for some odd reason."

"You look alike?!" They said together. 

"Well there were five of us, we're all different ages, some older, some younger. Our height is what made the confusion fun."

I smiled at the memories of the people I care of most, before frowning.

"However, now it's only us.. So yeah, I guess you can call us height heist twins for the fun of it."

It was quiet, and I seriously hate myself for mentioning what I did. 

"Hey, you should be eating sis. You're in a good mood, so you should be able to take off your restrictions." 

I heard an all too familiar voice, and immediately turned around only to have my face brighten into a goofy smile. 

"Suna, there you are!~"

I literally jumped into her arms and latched onto her to the best of my ability. 

It was then that I noticed her new outfit and fell in love with it. 

"Oooo, loving the mini skirt."

She just shakes her head playfully. 

"So you're Siri's sister?" I heard Rock ask. 

"Yes I am, I'm the new Supervisor Observer of Building 5 and 13, mostly to watch those two meat heads."

I laughed at that before feeling her eyes on me and turning to face my same height older sister. 

"But you should really take off your restrictions and eat, I can't fix Mahsuran for you everyday!!"

I was about ready to cry anime tears at those words. 

'But I want your Mahsuran!! It's delicious, and you're the only one who can fix it *beep* it!!!!' 

"I have to admit, your sis is right. The food here is a lot better than the swill they serve in any other prison." 

I turned to Jyugo as he then looked down. 

"Give it a try, you might get as stoped as Rock here."

I sighed and gave up, got down from Suna's arms, and held out my arms out for her to take off my restrictions, not knowing of the conversation that had taken place behind me. 

"And there, oh and by the way I went ahead and made you some Mahsuran, just because I knew you would act like this."

I looked at Suna as she handed me a box. 

I smiled from ear to ear in joy, and seriously jumped in her arms again, literally annoying her. 

"Thank you Suna~, best Onee-chan ever~!"

She growled at me, then sighed. 

"Just eat, then put your restrictions back on. You hear me, and don't go around burning things. I'm not cleaning up your mess again."

I nodded, as I raised my, scarred free empty hand, while also holding a delicacy. 

"Hai!!~"

She walked off as I turned around and placed my restrictions on the table, as well as my muzzle so I can eat Suna's delicious eats. 

"Whoa, what is that??" 

I turned to see Rock looking at my Mahsuran, while also hearing Jyugo sniffing the air. 

"Yeah, it's got a weird scent to it."

I smirked at them. 

"This boys~ is my sister's homemade Mahsuran, I can't really explain what it is, but I will let you take a bite..." 

They both looked at each other hesitantly as I smiled at them. 

"Just leave some for me and I won't bite you."

I saw them both nodded, as each one was taking up a chopstick full and eating it only to have their eyes widened. 

"Holy Crap!!"  

"Your sister makes this?!?!" 

I nodded to Rock's question as Jyugo just sat there in awe and speechless shock.

Rock then turns to me with the same wide eyes as before. 

"This is really good, do you think she can make some for me?"

I shrugged my shoulders. 

"I dunno..." 

Then a huge cake gets slammed onto the table. 

'W-what the?!' 

"Want answers?" 

I blinked before nodding my head to Jyugo's question. 

"Well, Rock and I were talking to a former inmate, now Chef, about how awesome his cooking is, and now, here we are."

I hummed. 

'Short but sweet. I can live with that.' 

I saw the Chef looked at me and blushed, before walking away, making me blink.

"He must have really appreciated that stew comment right on." 

I hummed at Rock's words as the three of us watched him walk off. 

"Can't he just express his appreciation in words.....?" 

"And why did he turn red when he looked at me???" 

Both of them just looked at me, as I sweat dropped. 

<Time Skip to the Cell> 

Not long after we all got back, Jyugo was bombarded with something of Cosmetic boy, I now know as Uno. 

"What's this?" 

I raised a brow at Jyugo in curiosity, as Nico, the anime lover, Rock and I ease dropped a little. 

"It's kinda hard to explain..." 

I blankly looked at Nico, gathering their attention, as Rock chimed in. 

"The guy from the next cell down gave it to me, but it's over my head."

I just turned to Rock, and fell from shock. 

"Any idea what you're supposed to do with it??" 

I just looked at Jyugo, and immediately sat up in bewilderment. 

'Is he freakin serious?!!!!' 

"I can show ya." 

I watched Uno as he took the toy. 

"Look here, swivel around, like so.." 

He made a solid red wall. 

"It ain't easy, but you wanna form every color into a solid wall." 

Jyugo sighed in understatement, as he fiddled with it. 

"I can only sort out two sides, but don't get too down on yourself if it takes tim--" 

Jyugo then hands it to Uno, completed. 

"Did I do it?" 

Uno eyes popped out of his head. 

"NO WAY! HOW DID YOU?!" 

He was looking at the complete cube in awe. 

"Might as well give me a coloring book." 

I laugh at that statement. 

"Wow, you completed a Rubix Cube that fast! You do have skills!!"  

All attention then went to me. 

"Rubix Cube?? What's that?" 

I sweat drop at Rock. 

"Seriously?!" 

They nodded as I sigh. 

"It's what Jyugo and Uno just fiddled with, that's what it's called..." 

I gave a sigh, as they gave me a look of awe. 

Uno was the first to come back into reality, and busted out another puzzle. 

"Oh yeah, then try this.." 

He held out two cancer sign keys stuck together to Jyugo, who turned to him with a bored expression. 

"What's the objective??"

"It's a metal puzzle. You gotta disconnect them somehow." 

Uno tosses it to Jyugo who just sighs. 

"Think I might go take a nap while you struggle with i--" 

*cling* 

"Why'd You Pull Them Apart?!!!!"

"You Told Me I Was Supposed To!!!" 

Rock, Nico and I just watched their pitiful argument from the sidelines. 

"Starting to see what makes him so good at getting into doors.." 

I nod in agreement to Rock. 

"He's got a pretty nifty talent there.." 

I nod at Nico's remark. 

"Not to mention he probably broke 10 Rubix Cube records, man he's got some hand-eye coordination..." 

They both nod with me in agreement. 

"Though I kind of feel like he could put it to better use..." 

I nod with Rock as I hear something getting picked up. 

"Where did Uno get that from??"

That caught my attention. 

'Get what??' 

I quickly looked over to see the guys messing with a flamethrower. 

I quickly hop up excited. 

"Oh *beep* yeah!! Bring on the *beep*in' flames!!" 

The Cell then explodes, making me think twice. 

"Ummm.... Please forget what I said...."

"Uh, wow. Definitely isn't safe to allow prisoners to have.." 

I nod vigorously, agreeing with Nico. 

"Stop laying around and line up!" 

I turned to see Haji at our cell door. 

"You got work to do, and 13 don't burn anything for your working without you muzzle and gauntlets."

The five of us just look at him in sync. 

"Fine…"

We left our cell and were led through the building by Hajime to some sort of manufacturing area. 

"Building 13 has been assigned to the woodworking compartment today, go report to your designated post, 13 you're with 25." 

I raised one of my free hands. 

"Hai!!!~"

I waltzed over to Nico and got to work with the wood carving. 

'Piece of cake. Piece of cake.' 

"Hey Jesi, lookie what I made!!" 

I looked toward Nico curious, and immediately started to fangirled. 

"Eeeeek!! That's awesome Nico, and looks like we're both done." 

We both look at each other and smile. 

"Yay!! We've finished!!" 

Nico and I high five, as Haji came our way. 

"Alright you two let's see it." 

He walked up to us as Nico was in fantasy land. 

"My wooden Armed Mobile Suit Super Space Robot number Z Vanguard is ready for action commander!" 

I saw Haji fell anime style, as I continued my lamp stand, and he lectures Nico. 

~~~~~~~~~~~Cue Jesiri holding the 'Please Stand By' board with Seitaro~~~~~~~~~~~

"DO YOUR JOB!!!" 

I just sighed, as he took notice of my lamp post, and nodded, and was about to say something until we heard Uno shouting.

"All Right, I Did It!!" 

We immediately turned to him and walk over. 

But I immediately sweat dropped while hugging my lamp post. 

"Who's the cutest Bunny Girl ever? That's right it's you!~" 

~~~~~~~~Cue Jesiri's board with three anger marks~~~~~~~~

I just sighed, as you see exactly why I was hugging my lamp. 

'Holy Heathens... Good thing Haji beat the living *beep* out of him... That was creepy.' 

"Hajime!! We're finished here!!" 

I heard Jyugo and Haji took the chance to grab my choker collar, dragging me with him to Jyugo and Rock. 

And I was actually impressed with them. 

'Not bad..' 

"Did you make that lamp stand Siri?" 

I nodded to Rock, earning smiles from him and, unnoticeable, Jyugo. 

"This is good work, considering who it came from. I'm pleasantly surprised." 

I nod in agreement, earning glares from Jyugo, which I returned with my tongue playfully out. 

"For the record, I did most of the work." 

I sweat drop at Rock, knowing exactly what's going to happen. 

'Here we go....' 

"Whoa there! Let's not forget about the special features I installed, okay!" 

I turned to Jyugo, as did Rock. 

"Such as?" 

I suddenly got a bad feeling and slowly hid behind Rock as Jyugo smirks. 

"Such as Self Opening Drawers."

"Oh yeah? How do those work?" 

I started to sweat vigorously. 

'I have a feeling he should have never asked that....' 

That feeling came true the minute Jyugo touched the button, and the drawer came flying and smacked Hajime in the face. 

As a result I backed up and held out my Cue 'Please Stand By' sign. 

<Third person POV> 

After all that, Hajime went to the smoking room for a break. 

"Is everything okay? I can't imagine those four plus Coma's sister have been behaving themselves..." 

Seitaro sits in front of Hajime with a pity and concerned look on his face. 

"Yeah." 

Hajime tilts his head down. 

"Just having the idea of our boss find out about those punks makes my stomach royale, not to mention Coma having me under her radar..."

"If the Warden finds out we'd have daily prison breaks then she'll fire us..." 

Seitaro cries while tightening his grip on his hat. 

"And then who knows what I might do to pay the rent.." 

"Shut up. No crying." 

Hajime just groaned not knowing that Suna came for a visit. 

"Yeah seriously. I'm embarrassed for you.." 

Jyugo scares them as Suna was laughing in the background causing Hajime and Seitaro to fall before having blue streaks. 

"I'll deal with you later Primate!!" 

Hajime turned from Suna and turned his attention to the inmate. 

"And more importantly.. Why Are You Here?!!!!"

"I got bored dude." 

Suna sputters at that blunt statement. 

"If you heard the last part about my stomach ache it wasn't true!! You have had zero impact on my digestion!!" 

Suna sputters.

"Yeah right."

"What do we do with him this time Supervisor?!" 

Seitaro starts to panic as Hajime skillfully places Cuffs on Jyugo, surprising him. 

"I'll take care of this one, you see if any others escape."

"Yes Sir!!" 

Seitaro immediately ran back like it was the end of the world. 

Suna stayed for three reasons. So she stayed where she was and watched as Hajime just sat, reviewing Cell 13's files. 

"Geez kid, just put yourself in my shoes, will ya?" 

Jyugo sat up and away from him a little. 

"Yeah you're a prison guard. Why would I care to do that?" 

Hajime just groans. 

"Fine, no reason it would matter to.." 

Jyugo just gave a bored expression. 

"If they find out they find out. What's it matter?" 

Hajime places his hand on his face and elbow on his knee. 

"Yeah that's easy for you to say."

"I mean I'm the one who's breaking out his cell. Why does that have to be skin off of your back.... I don't see why you don't tell your boss right now and have them punish me."

Hajime made a tch sound.

"Yeah right, you don't know my job."

Jyugo gives a sarcastic scoff. 

"Sure I don't." 

"Will you please just stay in your cell..... I'm beggin' ya.."

Suna sighs, causing Hajime to jump as she approaches the two. 

"Here.."

She held out two boxes to Jyugo and Hajime, who just blinked. 

"I already knew, but kept to myself..." 

She gave both of them a box and walked off. 

"Oh, and if you're thinking this is poisoned well, it's not, but do know that poison is a common talent in my family, oh and Hajime??"

Hajime responded a second later quietly. 

"Yeah Primate?..."

"Do make sure you have Jesiri's report, you did tell The Warden about Cell 13's reports, and as the Supervisor Observer of 5 and 13, I will be there as reassurance.. So.." 

She turns to him and the inmate smiling innocently. 

"Your crazy little inmate secret's safe with me.~"

Hajime was wide eyed as she then remembered something. 

"Oh, Jyugo right?"

He was skeptical. 

"Yeah."

"Do share that with Siri. I made it for her and was going to tell her not to give Haji and Sei too much trouble... So can you or Haji tell her for me??"

Hajime grew a anger mark. 

"Why do you two call me that??"

Suna just giggles. 

"Cause she and I know we can get under your skin with ease hehe.~~" 

Hajime's expression goes blank, leaving Jyugo confused, as Suna walks off to the Warden to give her report. 

Suna's POV 

I walked off from Haji and 15 to the train station.... But I seriously don't like crowds, so I found an Alley, took out my pin and carefully carved what I needed onto the palm of my right hand. 

'Okay now to recite~.' 

I smiled and made sure I had my SOS bandages, just in case Samon happened to be there, and began to recite the words I needed. 

(Words are mine, as well as the language {if I haven't mentioned before} I will also add translations for them)

"Canva. Sa. Ven. Devva. Vu se Warda." 

~Wind. Water. Fire. Earth. To the Warden. {translation}~

I smiled at the opened portal and jumped threw, once I did I ended up in Momoko's office..... 

… . . 

With Samon standing beside her staring at me. 

'Great...' 

"Welcome back, Officer Coma. Samon?" 

I looked their way and saw Samon shudder, which caused me to smirk. 

"You will keep Officer Coma's traveling methods a secret. I will not repeat myself, understand?"

He nods his head vigorously as the Warden gestures at me to her, and I did what I was told, not knowing of Samon's worried expression, and asks if I had my SOS bandages, in which I did, and tells Samon to wrap my hand. 

But I greatly declined that, resulting in her whispering in my ear. 

Samon's POV 

After seeing Suna enter The Warden's office the way she did, I start to wonder why I broke her off in the first place, and when The Warden told me to wrap Suna's hand I was happy... 

But she declined and man did it hurt, but I grew curious when The Warden told her something, but they're both scary so I didn't intrude or, in Suna's case, pry. 

"Eeeehhhhhh!!!!" 

I immediately looked their and saw Suna with.... A red face??

'What the--??' 

"Not true!" 

I just stared at her, not knowing of The Warden's smirk, as Suna glances at me from the corner of her eye, causing me to blink for she immediately looks away and whispers something to The Warden causing her to shudder, then Suna shudders. 

I was seriously scared. 

'They're scary....' 

"Suna I advise your report?"

"Hai!" 

I saw Suna stand at attention. 

"There was no issue to report in either buildings Warden... Unless the Sexist puns from Misturu counts..."

I sweat drop. 

'So she literally sees and hears everything.....' 

"I see, very well. You may stand to my right."

"Yes, Warden." 

I watched her walk to the Warden side, but saw her smile, which scared me, but I looked at the Warden and saw her fiddling with her hands and hair with a red face. 

'She's way pissed.' 

I mentally swallowed and looked at Suna and saw her smirk, causing me to grow blue streaks. 

"He'll be here soon Warden~." 

I saw the Warden nod, but didn't say anything as I saw Misturu waltz in here, and Suna didn't look happy. 

"Great you." 

I raised a brow and looked at Suna as Misturu squealed and literally hugged her. 

💢I did not like that. 

"Good to see you too, Princess~." 

She looks to the Warden for help. 

"Why are you here if I may?"

"Oh~? I'm asking about the prison program broadcast, and giving you my report~." 

He then slides it to the Warden, but Suna intercepts and inspects, only for me to see her shake, as she shows the Warden. 

"You got courage to bring me these." 

I grew blue streaks. 

"If you leave now I'll overlook this, and don't get carried away with the program." 

"You got it~, bye princess~!!" 

And like that he was gone, but it was silent until a knock was heard. 

"C--" 

She coughed. 

"Come in." 

I watched Hajime walk in and I growled. 

"Excuse me ma'am." 

All eyes are on Hajime. 

"The files. I brought adasia on each of four inmates in cell 13, including inmate 13 as for our discussion." 

Suna's POV 

'I'm going to have to bail her out again, geez!' 

I smile at Momo's reaction. 

"V-Very good." 

'Keep it together Momo.' 

"I put an outline together as well ma'am." 

He holds the papers out for her to take. 

"Thank you." 

She reaches to grab them, only to touch his fingers. 

The papers fell, and it happened again. 

Even if she was calm, I'm a Coma, and I can read her spasms. 

"Oh wow between those two touches he's felt every finger! One thumb more and it'd be like we held hands~!" 

"Easy Momo. Remember, your the Warden. You can fan it off with me later." 

"Right!!" 

I smiled, but it faded the moment we look over and see Samon whack Hajime in the gut with his Boa Staff, causing the Warden to scream and me to cover my ears and give a blank expression. 

"How dare you touch the Warden's fingers!! Especially after that rude display you showed last time you were here, and don't think I missed you dropping those files on her desks so as to force her to pick them up you creep!" 

I sighed, not really hearing anything else, besides Samon gloating to the point where Hajime grabs his head. 

"It would seem you're ready to die monkey." 

I saw Samon grow blew streaks as Haji beat the *beep* out of him. 

I lean over to Momo. 

"Should I intervene??" 

Momo looks at me before she sighs and nods, as I manipulate two bans on my left arm and right ankle just to seperate them. 

Hajime growls and glares at me. 

"Let go Primate!!!" 

"Suna. Let. Go." 

Samon was squirming to get free, or both of them I should say. 

"Not until a temporary truce is called."

Their eyes widened. 

"No Way!!"

"May I remind, I'm higher than you two, and you two are in the presence of the Warden." 

I then gave my signature glare. 

"You wouldn't want her to fire you for getting me riled up now, would you~?"

I heard them swallow, as Momo's smile went unnoticed behind papers, as I sat them down, separately. 

Hajime quickly regained his composer and stood in attention, but I could tell that him and Samon were both on edge with me at the moment. 

"In these files are detailed the present behaviors of each inmate." 

The Warden just places the papers on the desk. 

"Hardly worth discussion. What concerns me is their history." 

I sweat a little at that. 

"Wow Hajime, these are pretty comprehensive." 

I blink widened my eyes and look over, only to sputter at Samon's new look.

'How the *beep* did I miss that when he was in the air?!'

"I think you should consider a trip to the infirmary Samon." 

I was trying to collect myself when Momo said that. 

It didn't work though. 

"There's no need!" 

Shaking off the pain, Samon faces Hajime and with no reason to laugh, I immediately straighten up, happy that no one noticed. 

"Anyway can you tell us why these convicts aren't trying to break out here like they did in every other prison."

"I can't say, though they have indicated that they're comfortable here." 

Hajime's way too confident answer made it suspicious to me as I try to read him, while Momo reads the documents again. 

"None of these documents give any reference to the prisoners prior escape attempts, why might that be?"

"I do have that information.." 

He holds up more papers. 

"But I hope to explain this in an intimate setting."

'!!!' 

"Intimate?" 

Momoko's expression looked innocent, as I sigh. 

"Why do I feel off with this??"

That caused Samon's eyes on me, as Hajime turned around. 

"Well, primates not wrong. For some of these details are of a more delicate nature. Exceptionally difficult to put on paper." 

We all sweat drop. 

"What kind of details are they--" 

"I'll start with inmate number 25. Nationality: American, at first glance his case looks like any other drug bust in the slums. But it became clear that he was unaware he was dealing with drugs, it was just a career and his sentence was lightened accordingly, and he was tested for symptoms of drug abuse, and found to have several food allergies as well as what has yet to be identified as one or many illnesses."

'Damn.' 

"Why would he choose to escape from reform school? You just said his sentence was light." 

I nod my head at Momo's statement. 

"It's obvious!" 

I look over to Samon with a raised both brows at him in surprise by his yelling. 

"The reform school doctors performed painful experimental treatments on the sorry Urchin and the radiation awakened this mysterious power and caused him to go berserk. He broke out in a Blood Rage." 

I raised brow at him as Hajime's immediately cuts Samon off. 

"He hates needles and they gave him daily shots."

Momo and Samon fell, as my face went blank. 

Samon immediately hops up irritated, as I help Momo up to her seat. 

"Really!? What is he in Kindergarten!?" 

"He was sent to prison after prison. Every time of his next treatment he smashes through the walls and runs off." 

"You don't actually mean that literally, right?" 

I blinked at that. 

"Fortunately that's no longer a problem, here at Nanba Prison we provide oral medication in a flavor the inmate is fond of. No injections necessary. He now looks forward to every treatment."

"Okay then. So that's why he no longer attempts to escape. That would be hard to put on paper." 

I mentally agreed with Momo. 

"Next up we have Inmate Number 69. He's an American as well, was arrested and sent to Juvenile Hall after instigating an Urban gang Riot." 

My eyes widened. 

'A Riot?' 

"So this one's violent?" 

Momo looks to me, and I instantly knew what is was and blinked twice letting her breathe in silent relief, as we returned to Hajime. 

"As with Number 15 he has a clear motive for his escapes."

"And what might that be?" 

I second her question, curiously. 

…. But leave it to a chimp to ruin that. 

"He lost a friend in battle! Now he lives only to enact vengeance on monsters who slaughtered his comrade! He broke out of there to ensure the killers face justice!" 

Hajime brings him back to reality….actually all of us went into a loop. 

"Actually he ran away cause the food at Juve was terrible." 

We're all on the floor. 

"He continued escaping from every prison he was sent to because he found the meals intolerable." 

I slowly got up alongside Momo. 

"Here though he's become a model prisoner, he enjoys our food. Japanese cuisine suits him well."

'...-_-...' 

Hajime looks our way, as I actually stand on my two feet. 

"Shall I continue?" 

I heard Momo sigh. 

"I see no point in stopping now."

I sigh. 

"Very well. Inmate Number 11. Nationality: British. He was arrested and sent to Juvenile Hall after police captured him in an underground casino." 

I glare not believing this. 

"He is both a talented and compulsive gambler. Despite my warning and a confiscation of numerous decks of cards it never stops. There's no money here so they bet magazines."

"So what's his deal then?" 

I look to Samon curious. 

"Did he bust out cause he was after higher stakes??" 

"It isn't that..." 

I look to Hajime, eyes wide in curiosity. 

"It would appear his motive.... Concerned a woman."

My eyes became stars. 

"A woman, huh?" 

"Chilvary! I call Chilvary~!" 

Momo's sweat dropping went unnoticed. 

"I understand! He was only gambling because he needed the money! Money to pay the hospital bill for his Wheel-Chair round girlfriend after her accident!" 

I saw him shake his head. 

"He had to get her that cash through whatever means were necessary. Even if it meant breaking out of prison." 

I nodded in agreement with Samon for once. 

'Chilvary! Chilvary~!' 

"You have quite the imagination, and I can only imagine what Primates thinking on something like this."

I look at Hajime blinking, as Samon growls at him mad. 

"What am I wrong!?" 

"Of course. Apparently he broke out of Juve cause he had a hot date." 

I fell to the ground with an expressionless expression, and my eyes were shadowed by my hair. 

"Why am I even surprised." 

"No matter what prison he was sent to he would always escape on date nights."

I slowly get up and look at Samon who actually looks like an angry monkey. 

"Listen you. You better not be about to me that he's behaving now because he had some kind of break up."

I blinked. 

'Oh man, please don't---'

"That is not a bad theory." 

"Now I Wished I Hadn't Guessed It!!"

I sighed and leaned against Momoko's desk. 

"So much for an inmate with Chilvary....."

I groan quietly to Momo. 

"I agree Su...." 

She then sighs. 

"Perhaps I overestimated these prisoners.." 

I sweat dropped. 

"Last but not least, Inmate Number 15." 

Everything got quiet. 

"He's native Japanese, sent to Juvenile Hall on charges of larceny, escaped on the day he arrived." 

My eyes widened and immediately stood straight. 

"That quickly! How!?" 

I listened intently with narrowed eyes before walking to Momo's side. 

"He has more arrests and escapes on his records than any of his Cellmates except 13. He is precisely the type of criminal who should be in this prison."

Momo and I look at his files before Hajime. 

"And have you found out his motive for escaping?"

I felt hesitation from him, causing me to secretly squint my eyes knowing that something is up... 

"He says it's a hobby." 

I blink as Samon squeals, and Momo doesn't look convinced. 

"A hobby."

"For the time being I don't believe he has the desire to escape, if his temperament begins to change I'll alert you and Coma." 

She leans back in her seat. 

"And Number 13??"

He was quiet, as Momo looked to me. 

"You don't think" 

I nod my head her way. 

"Inmate Number 13. Nationality: Unknown. She was sent to an remedial center on the account of multiple Suicide attempts. Arrested for Illegal gambling, murder, disruption of high authority, and escaping. She is the second inmate with more arrests and escapes than her Cellmates.." 

He was quiet. 

"What's her deal then?" 

"That's it. I don't know, she stated that her past and motive are only known to specific people and has unexplainable abilities. However, I'm concerned about the beast features." 

Both Samon and Hajime look my way. 

"Oi Suna, what's your sister's motive for breaking out of prison?!" 

I growled and jumped over Momo, literally, and hit him. 

"That's Coma!! And like Hajime stated her past and "original" Motive for it all are classified. Only two people know of it."

Samon shakes off the bruises and stands in front of me. 

"And they are??" 

I look to Momo and she nods. 

I turn back to Samon. 

"Me and the Warden." 

Their eyes widen. 

"But her minor motive is that she physically, mentally, emotionally, and Spiritually can't be away from me. She breaks out of prison just to stay with me and when she gets crazy and start slaying I just slap on restraints.... Though she can still hurt people with 'em."

"So....." 

I look to Samon as he just lazily points at me. 

"She's as crazy as you..." 

I grew three anger marks as well as a dark aura and glare at Samon, not knowing of the Warden and Hajime continue their chat. 

"Samon do not provoke Suna." 

I'm still raging. 

"Suna don't hate me for this." 

My aura immediately disappeared and I turned to her with a raised brow. 

"Samon from now on you will have Jesiri as your inmate when Coma's off Duty." 

. . . . . 

"WHAT!?" 

We both had wide eyes. 

"Coma hasn't had a day off since she left, and she was still working then too. She needs this, and your comment from earlier is about to cut you down to size. So when she's on break." 

Momo leans forward. 

"Jesiri Coma, aka 13, will be in your care."

~To Jesiri~ Third POV 

After a long confusing day Hajime finds Jyugo and Jesiri and takes them back to their cell.

Jyugo gets thrown into the cell while Jesiri casually walks in. 

"Look, that's the fifth time today, and a first for 13. Read a book or something."

He slams the door shut and Jesiri sits next to Nico. 

"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna try it again, especially with Jes~." 

Jesiri raised a playful brow at Uno's nickname. 

"I think Jyugo just set a new record for fastest time getting caught." 

Jesiri giggles at Nico's words as Jyugo sits up and leans his head back. 

"I'm dying here! This place is way too comfortable I can't stand it." 

Rock frowns. 

"Comfortable, huh?" 

"It really is. I kinda like it." 

Nico gives soft look, while Uno shows a very soft tone. 

"I know it's a jail, but still." 

"I've never felt more at home without Su. It's nice." 

Jesiri has a small smile. 

"Prison cells have always felt like home to me." 

Jyugo just looks to the ceiling as Uno wonders. 

"Hey Jyugo, when you break out of our cell are you actually trying to escape??"

Jyugo looks at him surprised, Jesiri was curious, before he turns his head with a smile. 

"Who can say."

Jesiri smiles, not knowing of a certain someone with ill intentions towards her. 

Preview (???)  

"Building 13 Cell 13 is about to get another resident. And uh... He's a Japanese Ninja." 

Sighs 

"We're called Shinobe...." 

"Next Episode! Another Idiot Has Come!!" 

Pauses.. 

"Wait who am I calling an idiot!!!" 

"Jyugo!! There's a weirdo in our cell!!!!" 

"And who are you calling a weirdo!!!!!"

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I'm going to try to not throw in extras. If something is questioned I do a flashback.