He positioned the kitchen utensil he was holding tightly, and sighed. He raised it, and..

*BZZZ!* *BZZZ!* *BZZZ!* *BZZZ!*

Startled, he dropped the object, and it clattered to the floor. "Motherf**ker!" He whisper-shouted to himself, picking the kitchen knife back up and placing it onto the counter. He turned to his phone.

Unknown: heya babe hows it goin?

Pink_Jin: who is this

Unknown: me of course ;)

Pink_Jin: I think you have the wrong number

Unknown: oh no no no I know it's you you're that hot guy

Pink_Jin: stop texting me

Pink_Jin: I mean I know im hot but like...

Pink_Jin: bish.

Unknown changed their name to RapMonster

RapMonster is typing...

RapMonster: wow confident much

Pink_Jin: oh comeon I know youre just one of those girls at school who thinks they can win me over.

Pink_Jin: it wont work on me

RapMonster: are you sure?? plus im not one of those girls

Pink_Jin: ugh I dont have time for this I have to go back to my cooking and youre wasting my time

RapMonster: woah you cook?!

Pink_Jin: ... 

Pink_Jin: yeah we definitely dont know each other