Caution: very random BTS X ENGINEER AU ahead

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Nalle
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Jimirchi:
yatrigan kripya dhyaan dijiye

Jimirchi:
gaadi number chaar, do, shunya,
kabristaan ko jaane waali, Meri-Laash express,
platform number teen se jayegi

minyoongi:
Plz koi iske nut bolt kasdo

Jimirchi:
Jinne mera din luteya OHO
Jinne meri jaan luteya OHO

Seokjinator: jabse teri job lagi hai
ek bhi normal message nahi bheja hai tune

minyoongi: Seok janitor is enough
abnormality in this group, we don't
need another one

Seokjinator: 😒

kimnamjoon:
Lmao same I read it as seok janitor all the time

Jimirchi:
agar ek aur error aaya na to aaj
kisi ki mrityu ho jayegi mere haatho dwara

kimnamjoon:
Software engineers be like ^

Jimirchi:
utha le re baba utha le

Jimirchi: 
mereko hi utha le I don't mind at this point

kimnamjoon: jimin bro u okay?

Jimirchi: good question :')

kimnamjoon: koi ni bhai sab theek hojayega

kimnamjoon:
aadat pad jayegi kuchh maheene baad

Jimirchi: I thought you'd say
something motivating

Jimirchi: is cheez ki aadat
padna is a nightmare

kimnamjoon: initial stages of work in the
software industry is one of the hardest part

Jimirchi:
if this is what it's like to be employed
then I don't wanna

Jimirchi: nvm I take it back
at least roti pani to mil jaati hai

kimnamjoon: they should pay us more
for all the mental health issues

Jimirchi: True  😭

Jimirchi: ALSO

Jimirchi: ye CTC jitni salary kyu nahi
dete saale company waale 😭 placement ke time
kuchh aur naukari ke time kuchh aur 😭

hosukh94: corporate newbies be like ^

Jimirchi: TAX OR ISSURANCE
VAGERA KAAT KE MUSHKIL SE DO
TIME KI ROTI MILTI HAI 😭

Seokjinator:

Jimirchi: jab perks dene hi hai to
apne paiso se do na yaar 😭 salary se in
sab ke paise kaat ke bolte hai health
insurance milega, conveyance allowance
milega falana milega 😭 kutte kahike 😭

sadmogambo95: *cries in unemployed*

Jimirchi: bas do chhutti aur poori salary
hi to maang raha hu 😭

Jimirchi: aur thhoda kum kaam 😭

Jimirchi: perks bhi but not from my salary 😭

sadmogambo95: wah

sadmogambo95: chot pe chaku ghusa ke
chaku ghuma chuka hai tab bhi sharam nahi aa
rahi hai demand karte hue mere saamne

kimnamjoon: it's gonna be okay dude

Jimirchi: kya ghanta okay 😭

Seokjinator:
Isko to mota maal mil ra hai
Facebook se XD iska okay hai

kimnamjoon: *Meta

kimnamjoon: and nah

kimnamjoon: bohot ghiste hai bhai

kimnamjoon: I won't even talk about it

oxidizediron:
u shouldn't, zuckerburg's spying on us

oxidizediron:
pata laga chats leak hogayi naukari chali gayi

sadmogambo95:
and that's why kids, we should do
civil engineering and be unemployed 🤓

oxidizediron:
Or you could do mechanical,
and then be unemployed 😏

sadmogambo95:
tu hi mera ek sachcha dost hai Jungkook 🥺

oxidizediron: same to you bro

sadmogambo95:
sab saale bik gaye placement waale din 😩

hosukh94:
naukari lagne ke baad ye bhi bik jayega

hosukh94:
Har saal yahi hota hai fourth year ke baad

hosukh94:

sadmogambo95:
nahi bro hum dono to langotiya yaar hai 😌

sadmogambo95: haina Jungkook?

sadmogambo95: haina?

sadmogambo95: Jungkook?

Jimirchi: tae

Jimirchi: stay hydrated while u suffer

sadmogambo95:
Jungkook 😭 @oxidizediron

oxidizediron: arey ha kya hua

oxidizediron: sorry thhoda busy hogaya thha

sadmogambo95:
tu naukari lagne ke baad rang nahi badlega na?

oxidizediron: um

sadmogambo95: what um 🙄

oxidizediron:

sadmogambo95: jaa katti 😭

sadmogambo95: baat ni karunga tujhse ab 😭

sadmogambo95: saap saala 😭

oxidizediron: abey yaar

sadmogambo95:
aisa karega ab? bhai nahi hai?

oxidizediron: matlab

oxidizediron: practically soche to
time to kum hoga mere pass and work
load and new circle plus experience ke
hisaab se badlav to ayega hi behavior me thhoda

sadmogambo95:
Usse humari mitrta ka kya lena dena

oxidizediron: just saying

oxidizediron: things won't be the same

sadmogambo95: aur shaam ko games? 🥺

oxidizediron: mushkil hai

sadmogambo95: HEY MA MATAJI 😫

sadmogambo95:
ye sunne se pehle mere padosi ka
WiFi kyu nahi kharaab hogaya? 😫

oxidizediron: chhoti bachhi ho kya?!

sadmogambo95: heard it 😩

minyoongi:

oxidizediron:

minyoongi:
saari bakwas aaj hi karni hai?

oxidizediron: ha

minyoongi: idhar hi karni hai?

sadmogambo95: ha

minyoongi: to karo phir

minyoongi left the chat

sadmogambo95 added minyoongi

sadmogambo95:
aap to bura maan gaye भ्राता

sadmogambo95:
Aao thhodi bakwas aap bhi karlo

sadmogambo95: Sharmao mat

sadmogambo95:
sabko pata hai aap bhi nalle hi ho

minyoongi:
I'm not nalla I'm preparing for CAT

sadmogambo95: aka nalla

minyoongi:

sadmogambo95:

minyoongi:

sadmogambo95: congrats you just did bakwas

minyoongi:

oxidizediron: FUDGE

oxidizediron: CHOCOLATE FUDGE

oxidizediron: HOLY FRICKIN FUDGE

sadmogambo95: bhook lag gayi ab

oxidizediron: MAARO MUJHE MAARO

oxidizediron: KYU HU MAI ITNA BEWAKOOF

minyoongi: guess we'll never know

oxidizediron: BAG CHOR

oxidizediron: FUDGE

oxidizediron: MUMMYYYYYYYYY

sadmogambo95: kya hogaya bhai

oxidizediron: @seokjanitor @kimnamjoon
@Jimirchi @hosukh94 @sadmogambo95
@minyoongi

oxidizediron: KISI KE PASS TIE HAI?

oxidiziediron: AUR FORMAL JOOTE?

oxidizediron: PLZ BATADO PLZ

kimnamjoon: mai Bangalore me hu bhai

oxidizediron: FCK KOI HAI MERE AAS PASS?

sadmogambo95: hua kya?

oxidizediron: PEHLE BATA TERE
PASS TIE AUR FORMAL JOOTE HAI KI NAHI?

sadmogambo95: tie hai joote dekhta hu

oxidizesiron: FCK EK TO YE TIE BHI MATCH
KARANI PADEGI SHIRT KE SAATH FCK FCK

oxidizediron: KYA LOCHA HAI

kimnamjoon: hua kya bro

seokjinator: hai mere pass tie n joote
but mai abhi Gurugram me hu

sadmogambo95:
lmao Gurugram kaun bolta hai loool

sadmogambo95: Gurgaon OP

oxidizediron: SAALE HARAMI
TU JAAKE JOOTE DHOONDH PEHLE

sadmogambo95: theek hai jaa ra

oxidizediron: FCK YAAR BLAZER BHI
CHAHIYE MERA WAALA DRY CLEANING
KE LIYE GAYA HAI KAL SHAAM TAK AAYEGA FCK

oxidizediron: SHIT YAAR WTF

oxidizediron: KYA PANAUTI HAI

oxidizediron: BINA BLAZER KE CHALA JAUNGA

oxidizediron: LEKIN JUDGE KARNE LAGE TO?

oxidizediron: PADHA LIKHA HAI NAHI
KUCHH KUM SE KUM CHARMING DIKHNE
KE TO NUMBER MILE

Jimirchi: mere pass hai tie and joote

oxidizediron: PAR GUESS WHAT
TERE PASS LAMBE PAIR NAHI HAI
TO TERE JOOTE MUJHE FIT NI AYENGE
but yes I'll have the tie atleast

Jimirchi: abey O

Jimirchi: ande ki shakal ke

Jimirchi: tameez se

Jimirchi:
ek to help kar ra hu upar se
attitude jhaad ra hai hai

oxidizediron: YAAR 😭

oxidizediron:
MERA DIMAAG NAHI CHAL RA HAI YAAR 😭

oxidizediron: ABHI MAAF KARDE
JO BHI NIKLE MERE MUH SE BAKWAS
HO TO BHOOL JA

oxidizediron:
ITNA LIFE KHARAB HOGAYA HAI MERA 😭

oxidizediron: ABHI PATA CHALA KAL
INTERVIEW HAI MERA

hosukh94: my condolences

oxidizediron:
I THOUGHT DO DIN BAAD HOGA 😭

oxidizediron: BUT DATE CHANGE
HO GAYI THHI MAINE EMAIL HI NAHI
KHOLI APNI ITNE DIN SE PATA HI
NAHI CHALA MUJHE 😭

oxidizediron: vo to abhi tae ne baat ki
naukari ki to yaad aaya email bhi exist karti hai

sadmogambo95: you're welcome

oxidizediron:
TUJHE FORMAL JOOTE MILE KI NAHI?

sadmogambo95: Milgaye 😎

oxidizediron: ALSO

oxidizediron: JIS KISI KE PASS
TIE HAI NIKAAL KE RAKKHO MERI
SHIRT SE MATCH KARANI HAI

oxidizediron: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oxidizediron: YAAR 😭 SAARA
PLAN KAL KA BANAYA THHA MAINE
KUTTO NE SUBAH INTERVIEW RAKH
DIYA HAI KHAREED BHI NAHI SAKTA
JAAKE 😭 MARKET POHOCHTE
POHOCHTE 9 BAJ JAYENGE RAAT
ME DUKAANE KAHA KHOLEGA
KOI FCK YAAR

hosukh94: dekh mere pass hai formals,
blazer bhi hai tie bhi hai sab hai

hosukh94: par ek baat bata

hosukh94: ye jo tune dole shole bana rakhe hai

hosukhe94: tujhe lagta hai humari
shirt ya blazer tujhe fit ayenge

oxidizediron:
itne bhi nahi hai dole mere come on

sadmogambo95: Arey haan the dole 😩

minyoongi: dole dikha diyo HR
waale samajh jayenge mehnati hai bachha

oxidizediron:

Jimirchi:
current size se aur zyada chaudi chhaati
honi possible hai? 😂

oxidizediron:

Jimirchi: lol

Jimrichi:
chaudi chhaati won't get you jobs tho 👍

sadmogambo95: ye to jab Teri job
lagi thhi tabhi pata chal gaya thha

oxidizediron: TAEHYUNG TU HI MERA EK
SACHHA DOST HAI <3

sadmogambo95: BFF se bhi upar bro 😎

sadmogambo95: Langotiya Yaar <3

Seokjinator: ye bandhan toooooo~

oxidizediron:
FOCUS GUYS FOCUS TIE AND JOOTE

oxidizediron: HO SAKE TO MERE GHAR
AAJAO KAPDE LEKE MUJHE SABKE YAHA JAANE ME TIME LAGEGA PLZ BOHOT
KAAM HAI PEHLE SE HI

Jimirchi: aight

kimnamjoon: sending hope from Bangalore

hosukh94: mai greater Noida me hu bro

kimnamjoon: abey

hosukh94: ahahahahahahahah

oxidizediron: HOSEOK BHAIYA

hosukh94: omw

kimnamjoon: all the best Jungkook

kimnamjoon: don't forget to prepare
yourself for "where do you see yourself
in five years?"

oxidizediron: thanks 😭

Jdjdjsjwkamak

Ik I'm late but

Eid Mubarak 💜