Note: This is a mazaak.

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Gaitonde fanclub
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6:01am

JalaluddinAkbar95 changed the groupname

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Shaahi Darbaar
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6:09am

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Wafadaari ka jazba kabhi kabhi
insaan ko gustakh bana deta hai

omnamahjoonay: tf

warkook: shahenshah aap?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
zindagi ki khushiyon ka batwara
shank aur azaan ki awaaz se tay nahi hota

warkook:
sojaiye janaab kahi aapki izzat
ka batwara na ho jaye

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Darbaar me aap aise zubaan
kaise chala sakte hai?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Duniya Tehzeeb hi bhool gayi hai

JalaluddinAkbar95:
humari izzat humare jaagne
aur sone par nirbhar nahi hai

warkook:
Mouaf karein shahenshah-e-hindustan

kimsukhjin: wtf?

kimsukhjin: who tf is this?

JodhaBai22: if you're not this

JodhaBai22: plz leave

JalaluddinAkbar95: if you're not this

JalaluddinAkbar95:
plz leave

kimsukhjin:
what tf is going on

perkgymin: no idea

warkook:
Humne kal jodha Akbar dekh li thhi

warkook:
ye dono zyada doob gaye story me

kimsukhjin:
kaun dono

warkook:
Taehyung aur y/n

kimsukhjin:
Itni jaldi uth gaye Akbar sahab aap?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Arey Nahi, janaab

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Aisi qismat humari kahaan?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Sikka girne par awaaz hoti hai,
uthate waqt nahi

kimsukhjin:
ghuma fira ke shayaro ki
tarah baat na kar

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Soya nahi hu 😭

kimsukhjin:
makes sense

omnamahjoonay: why tf

JalaluddinAkbar95:
bagal me jo triplets rehte haina

JalaluddinAkbar95:
dhaniya pudina methi

JalaluddinAkbar95:
unke ghar me mehmaan aaye hai

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Tabse gaane bajaye jaa rahe hai

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Lagataar party chal rahi hai unke yaha

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Exam hai mera kuchh ghanto me

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Chup bhi nahi kara sakta

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Kya karu?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
😭😭😭😭😭😭

omnamhjoonay:
aaj exam hai aur kal
jodha Akbar dekh raha thha?

JodhaBai22:
bheje me jab ghaas phoos bhari
ho to kya hi kar sakta hai insaan

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Wtf Jodha bish

JodhaBai22:
Told u to go home yesterday

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Hum aapko is tuchh praani ke
saath akela kaise chhor dete Jodha?

warkook:
Excuse me?

warkook:
shut yo wannabe coloniser mouth

warkook:
I ain't no tuchh praani

JalaluddinAkbar95:
abey chup kara yaar inko 😭

perkgymin:
Ab hum kya kar sakte hai isme Akbar ji

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Aapne aisa kehne ki zurrat kaise ki?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Mai chahta hu Mere hukm ki tameel ho!

JodhaBai22:
Only if you were Hrithik Roshan

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Malika-E-Hindustan!

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Yah samay humara hausla badhaane ka hai

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Use giraane ka nahi

JodhaBai22:
Aapne apni padhayi baad ke
liye rakhi hi kyu, shahenshah?

JalaluddinAkbar95:
hum poore Hindustan ki
seva me vyast rehte hai, begum saiba

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Humaari praja ka humaare
imtihaan se zyada mehatv hai

JodhaBai22: kshama kariyega
shahenshah parantu aap
bewakoofi kar rahe hain

perkgymin:
are we just gonna ignore the part where
he called her Malika-E-Hindustan,
which makes her his wife

warkook:
begum too

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Humein humaari zindagi se avgat
karane ke liye aapka shukriya, lekin
is waqt humein thhodi motivation chahiye

kimsukhjin:
I'm starting to think this
conversation is metaphorical 👀

JodhaBai22:
Zyada think na karein, senapati ji

kimsukhjin:
I'm a senapati now???

kimsukhjin:
I deserve better!!!!

warkook:
Apni begum se maangiye
motivation shahenshah 👀

JodhaBai22:
Shahenshah, is gaaowaale ko
mrityu dand dene ka khayaal
kaisa lag raha hai aapko?

JodhaBai22: #motivation

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Bilkul sahi farmaaya apne,
saza-E-maut ka ailaan karana padega

warkook:
is this the person who gets
sad when someone kills a machhar?

perkgymin:
Ooo damn Jodha Bai

perkgymin:
that ain't gonna help you prove
his family you're not a bad influence

JodhaBai22: aap apne kaam
se kaam rakhiye, darbaan

perkgymin:
WTF IM NO DARBAAN MAN

perkgymin:
I'd have been happy with senapati!

kimsukhjin:
I still think I deserve better!

perkgymin:
not fair Jodha

JalaluddinAkbar95:
Malika-E-Hindustaan se
tameez se baat kijiye darbaan

JodhaBai22:
Tu aur jale pe namak chhidak le

JalaluddinAkbar95:
kya bro mazaak hi to kar rahe hai

warkook:
Begum got brozoned

JodhaBai22:
You're right bro

Tae:
I must be a libero coz
that was a nice save 😎

Tae:
Also

Tae:
you're not my bro 😠

You: ik u just can't not mess up

Tae: I just wanted to have fun 🥺

You: last exam hai aaj?

Tae: ha 😭

You: get ready to be a
rusty robot coz we gonna
watch wall-E tomorrow 😈

Tae: YASSSSSSSSHDDNJDJDJD

You: #motivation 😎

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HAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈

low-key wanna write BTS X Indian history/fictional historical-mythological world AU but I don't have the time and energy for it :")

just gonna leave you with the thought of taehyung in Hrithik Roshan's Akbar getup