(I thought of this random chat between desi jungkook and me XD enjoyyyy coz you're in quarantine anyway.
Mild Explicit language ahead. This is not meant to offend anyone, it's just for fun. So just enjoy)
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𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞
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Ye haath mujhe
Dede thakur

Is this a proposal?

Hanji

Saali

Kya be

Pehle 12 pass kar

Vo to mushkil hai :')

Mujhe padhi likhi
ladkiya pasand hai

Tere pass kaunsi
degree hai saale

Abey O

𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈...

Ha ha pata hai

Tere awards
aur fans

Kisi degree ki aisi
aukaat nahi hai

Blah blah blah

Good

Ratt le ye line

Maathe pe
chhap le apne

Matlab crorepati
hai to चौड़ेगा????!

Ha चौड़ेगा Mai!

😎

Shri shri 12345
Jeon Jungkukur
the great

Aapse yahi
ummeed thhi

😎😎😎

Apna time ayega

Ha jab ayega to mere
ghar me bhi jhhadoo
maar diyo

Saale :')

Tujhe kaise pata
mai maid ki job
ke liye apply kar
rahi hu :')

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai
apun ich bhagwan hai

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XD

Kyu leli Science

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:')

Bhai

Bhaizoned :')

(Sends pic)

Had hai

Kitne time se
meat nahi khaya
maine T-T

Jag soona soona
hogaya hai T-T

Corona ki aisi ki taisi

Yaha hum shuddh shakahari
log poori zindagi ghaas phoos
thhooskar khush rahe hai aur
tujhse matlab do din charbi
khaye bina raha nahi
jaa ra hai?????

Do din????

Navratre nikal gaye bc

Abbey

Kitni jaan lega janvaro ki?

Soch hum insaano ko
koi roz maar ke khata to
hum aise befikr hokar
jee paate?

Tujhe lagta hai
mai ye dekhne ke
baad non veg
chhor dunga?

Nahi

koi ummeed nahi
tumse Hume

Tumse na ho payega

You will junglose

I never lose

Oh yeah sure

Live without non
veg this whole
quarantine

Let them animals live
peacefully without
any fear

Challenge?

Ok

AJA MAIDAAN ME

MAI TO NON
VEG VAISE BHI
NAHI KHAATI

YE KAISA
CHALLENGE
HAI FIR

THIS IS UNFAIR

MWAHAHAHAHA

Shraap lagega
tujhe mera

Lol dekhte hai