caution: contains a few PG13 words and delhi slangs (You can always ask me to explain you the meaning in inline comments).

enjoy:-

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"Naach." The girl orders whilst looking at him sternly.

"Excuse me?" He asks with an incredulous expression on his face.

"Naach!" She raises her voice.
(Dance!)

"No way, is this a joke-

"Naachta hai ki du ek?"
(Will you dance or should I punch you in the face?) She said whilst showing him her balled fist.

"Calm down Miss, it's a college"

"And you're being ragged"

His mouth formed an 'o' as he finally understood the situation. Namjoon Kim, NEET rank 640, a student from Bangtan Medical College which is one of the best colleges of India was being ragged by Y/f/n whom he had met for the first time just now.

It is Namjoon's third year in the college and he didn't know why was he the only guy from his batch chosen to go through this phase once again.

"Payal, Drop the beat!", she says and a girl turns the speaker on. Suddenly the hallway is filled with music.

🎶Dola re dola re dola re dola 🎶

https://youtu.be/xPPgGHoCoCA

(For all those who are unaware of this masterpiece's existence👆🏻)

The music travels through the hallway gaining everyone's attention. Namjoon curses himself in his brain for choosing this route out of all the other routes which could lead him to his destination.

"Naach basanti naach!" Y/n shouts bopping her head to the beats of the music.

Namjoon has zero experience in dancing. All he knows is that he's supposed to displace his body a little bit whenever he is invited to dance in a party. He stands midst the hallway looking like a lost puppy surrounded by girls who aren't awing at him at all. He pushes his black fullframe glasses back up his nose by the bridge using his index finger and looks around the hall in order to find an escape route. No matter what, He isn't gonna become the source of new college memes and humiliate himself all over again. He gathers all the courage left in him along with his male ego and turns around to leave only to be stopped by Y/n as she blocks his way. 

'man up, you moron', his male ego said the moment he looked at y/n's death glare. 

Namjoon gulped before looking back into y/n's eyes but this time with a bit more confidence. They glare at each other for some good twenty seconds before y/n's lips, which are starting to form a curve, gains attention from namjoon's eyes and suddenly she bursts out laughing. Her strangely attractive laugh intrigued him as much as it amused him. 

"you should have seen your face" she cackles as she stops herself from laughing. "you were trying so hard" and she cackles up again. Once she stops laughing, she pats his shoulders and says, "I was teaching these second years my not-so-secret MO of ragging." 

"its banned" he states.

"ragging?"

"yeah"

"so is porn, but you watch it anyway" she says in a low voice with a smug on her face. He chuckles at her remark as he looks at her with his brows raised. "well, you seem to know me pretty well" he replies wryly "that calls for a cup of coffee, doesn't it?" 

"woah" she replies totally caught off guard by his sudden change of attitude. "that's so un-nerdy of you," she says incredulously at which he just shrugs his shoulders. 

Namjoon Kim, perfect example of a book wrongly judged by its cover. He is very clever, smart, empathetic, and easy to talk to. People tend to judge him for his calm and composed nature and great academic records. He has never been a part of any college scandal and does not seem to socialise a lot. He doesn't participate in college events (including academic-related events) and has never been seen in a college party. Though he has some nice acquaintances, He has two close friends: the first one is from Bangtan Institute of Management, whom he is friends with since middle school,  and second is the guy in his neighbourhood who's a high school student and often invites namjoon over to tutor him for free.

"so coffee or Nah?" he asks.

"now?"

"yeah?"

"sure," she replies after pondering about something for some seconds, "its lunch break anyway" she adds.

"good"

and like that namjoon escaped from being ragged by asking a girl out.

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(7:30pm)

"*Aur bhaiya, bilkul time pe aaye ho" the 17-year-old boy says as soon as namjoon enters his room. "**kabhi toh late hojaya karo, kunware hi maroge lagta hai," he jokes thereby earning a smack on his head.

[*sup bro, you're exactly on time// **cant you ever be late? seems like you're gonna die single]

"That hurt," the boy says in a feeble dramatic voice as he rubs the area where he got hit.

"yeah? well, that's kinda, like, the whole point" 

"Next time, take your time before you smash right into my room and disturb my game" the boy orders as if he's the older one here. 

"*BC, Chaud kya raha hai?"  Namjoon says in an offended tone. "**Free me padhata hu, thhodi izzat toh kar" 

[*the fck is this attitude for?// **I teach you for free, at least respect me a little ]

"*Free ka khaate bhi to ho" he retorts earning 'the look' from namjoon. "**kabhi kabhi lagta hai, saala apun hi bhagwan hai" the 17-year-old coconut head said in utter swag when namjoon couldn't respond.

[*you eat for free as well// **sometimes i feel like i'm the god]

"I see. Looks like your mom needs to know what you've been watching these days" namjoon speaks as he skims through the boy's notebook kept on his study table. 

"you couldn't think of a comeback, could you?" ebony-haired youngster squints his eyes at namjoon and they begin a glaring contest which was soon lost by namjoon with an eye roll. "kids" he scoffed earning a forced sarcastic smile from the younger. "Open your book, Juan"

"Juan bolne se pehle ek baar bhi meri feelings ke baare me socha aapne? huh? batao bhaiya? socha? socha ki is bichare-

"Abey o, Hema Malini, drama band kar aur kam karle thoda" Namjoon said stopping jungkook from procrastinating the class anymore. The boy didn't seem interested in studies at all these past few days. wonder what's wrong with him? (a/n: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

When Namjoon moved into his two BHK rented flat along with his friend, Mrs Jeon offered to cook dinner for them every night once she got to know how well mannered the bachelors were and how they were willing to help her son with studies.  Namjoon would come over every night at 7:30 to help Jeon Jungkook study for he has been a science student himself while his flatmate would help Mrs Jeon prepare dinner. The family treats them like their own son and Namjoon is grateful to them.